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BY FAR THE GREATEST 12/27/2005 10:46:26 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Funny thing is, Bill Brasky came up with the idea for this very thread way back in 1974. Me and Brasky were sitting in bar, drinking whiskey, when the idea hits him. Problem was the internet hadn't been invented yet. Brasky didn't want to forget his idea, but he didn't have anything to write with. So he grabs a napkin from the bar and rolls it up so tight that he's able to use it to carve his idea into my right thigh. Then he uses it to carve the concept for the TCP/IP protocol into my left thigh. And then he pours his whiskey on me to disinfect the wounds. What could I do? I bought him another whiskey. 12/27/2005 10:47:38 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
bill brasky has a wooden leg, but you'd never know because he found the world's only flesh tree
lucky bastard 12/27/2005 10:50:38 AM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
I love you guys 12/27/2005 10:53:12 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
one time bill brasky was rowing this boat, and despite his world-class power, he was unable to make the boat move
after 4 hours of trying, he realized it wasn't a boat, but a giant brillo pad and it wasn't an ocean, it was rosie o'donnell
ms. o'donnell later remarked it was the first time she had found a man attractive in years 12/27/2005 10:56:37 AM |
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Bill once made out with Denise Richards and Britney Spears at the same time. Afterwards, he said he had had better. 12/27/2005 10:58:44 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
bill brasky invented the telescoping umbrella 12/27/2005 10:59:44 AM |
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12/27/2005 11:01:57 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky eats broken glass for breakfast, nails for lunch, and chicken pot pie for dinner. 12/27/2005 11:03:00 AM |
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poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky killed the radio star. And the radio star's agent. And a few roadies. 12/27/2005 11:05:24 AM |
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12/27/2005 11:08:31 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
I saw Bill Brasky, in his boxer briefs, bench-press a pregnant white rhino, all the while whistling the theme to Magnum P.I. through his deviated septum. 12/27/2005 11:28:47 AM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
You know brasky's life story was the basis of "The Aristocrates" 12/27/2005 11:37:41 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
bill brasky invented the billfish species when he mated with a school of tuna 12/27/2005 11:38:21 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky created critical hits, and was epic at first level! 12/27/2005 11:43:53 AM |
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One night at 3 am Bill Brasky broke into my house and grabbed me out of my bed. He told me that this was his house now and threw me out of a second story window. I never saw my wife and kids again. 12/27/2005 11:47:39 AM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
Brasky sued "Death Cab for Cutie" for using his buisness idea as a band name.
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Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
^ahahahaha
bill brasky hates christmas, the string-lights remind him of the worst poop he ever took 12/27/2005 11:50:31 AM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
While vacationing in Africa, Brasky, just for kicks suspended a woman upside down about 25 feet in the air, while he forced a giraffe to pleasure her. 12/27/2005 11:58:36 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky presented Pabst the blue ribbon. 12/27/2005 12:23:47 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky is the only person on aristocratic record to lose a duel twice 12/27/2005 12:48:48 PM |
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Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
nice
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Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
I asked Bill Brasky to take care of a few things while I was on vacation; I mostly just asked him to feed my pets
well, I get home, and sure enough all my pets are gone
I call ol brasky and ask him what happened to my pets
well that 7 foot tall bastard explains that he did feed them
he fed my fish to my cats, he fed my cats to the dog, and he fed the dog to a homeless guy he thought might have been one of my pets
when i explained to brasky that no, i don't keep a homeless man as a pet, brasky sounded elated HE WAS FINISHING SOME HOMELESS GUY LEFTOVERS WHEN I CALLED HIM!
TO BILL BRASKY! 12/27/2005 1:04:22 PM |
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