use the phrase "arms akimbo" a lot

5/5/2008 3:24:32 PM

I'm writing about Lady Chatterley's Lover

so that could be very funny indeed

5/5/2008 3:28:14 PM

How godlike was Nabby's save last night when Richards had 4ft of daylight minus the 7 inches of goalie glove that prolonged the Shark's fate? I almost fell out of my chair.

5/5/2008 3:29:05 PM

it was the kind of save that prompts me to sing and entire chorus of "all you need is glove"

nabby ability to hold the starting job in SJ while being a standup goalie and playing in front of kipper and toskala has impressed me

5/5/2008 3:32:01 PM

So, say i was in need of doing something. who should i watch?

5/6/2008 1:13:12 AM

Jackpot FTW.

5/8/2008 1:02:36 AM

bttt

6/11/2008 4:58:58 PM

i played like shit on monday, we were down 5-0 halfway through the game

only had to make two decent saves while i watched my team work their asses off

we won 7-6

6/11/2008 5:49:10 PM

are you DJing tonight?

6/13/2008 8:47:33 PM

no

i did last night and wednesday

where were you guys

6/13/2008 9:15:25 PM

having work at 8am stops me from staying out late

but weekends are all good

6/13/2008 9:16:48 PM

well where were you last weekend then?

6/13/2008 9:19:15 PM

I'm gonna go to the Jackpot sometime. Perhaps.

I think I'm moving to a few blocks down from there.

6/13/2008 9:21:02 PM

I had other things going on

but lemme know when/if you head out there on a weekend!

6/13/2008 9:23:58 PM

I have not been to the Jackpot in forever.

Wish I wasn't so busy and stuff.

6/13/2008 9:29:55 PM

Dear Goalie,

Did you know that you have a doppelgänger in the employ of Cookout?

Sincerely Yours,
Kodiak

6/14/2008 12:25:01 AM

I did know that.

He's been hanging around that side of campus for the past five years or so.

I hope his name is Bronson.

6/14/2008 11:40:50 AM

DID YOU FIGURE OUT DAT TICKET STUFF YET.

6/30/2008 8:34:54 PM

yeah

but the credit knocked out the first payment

so whatever, we'll figure it out next month

6/30/2008 8:46:29 PM

I MEAN I GOTS CHECK.

you sign up for select a seat? cause im sure your seats are gonna get stoled

6/30/2008 8:53:29 PM

what's it like taking a shot in the five hole?

6/30/2008 8:54:12 PM

the five hole is an area of open space, not a place on the body

so it hurts your pride, but nothing else

however, a shot to the junk can sting a bit, even though there are specialized cups:

7/2/2008 6:02:31 PM

I dented zoolanders cage with my nasty slap shot on friday. i'm tough like that.

7/7/2008 6:02:22 PM

wait...which one is zoolander

7/7/2008 6:03:30 PM

^^^ yeah i know.. I was being a smartass

7/7/2008 6:04:47 PM

the husband of the ex-prego.

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 6:06 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 6:06 PM. Reason : ]

7/7/2008 6:05:33 PM

since when did he wear a cage

7/7/2008 6:06:44 PM

since he's been dabbling in goaltending.

7/7/2008 6:17:43 PM

oh right

he asked me about masks

lol

what league is he goaltending in

7/7/2008 6:25:42 PM

none for now. He's just been hitting stick and pucks. He's pretty nasty at using his stick and glove... But stick side low he's waaaay bad. and he refuses to butterfly. He's pretty good at reading what a forward is going to do. He just needs a change of pace from all the a/b league bullshit.

I told him to email you about masks, because he asked me and i told him i thought anything fiber and nothing plastic... but that you'd be the best person to ask.

7/7/2008 6:29:40 PM

Peter Forsberg is barreling at you on a penalty shot.

Where would you expect him to shoot?

7/7/2008 7:05:45 PM

here:

7/7/2008 7:08:58 PM

yes

but where would you expect him to shoot?

five hole? roof it stick side? etc.

7/7/2008 7:11:52 PM

left handed guys love to go low stick

it's also statistical and technically the hardest place for a butterfly goalie to deal with

with that all said, this not being soccer, there's no expectation at all

you force him to make the first move and then shut down the percentages

7/7/2008 7:12:53 PM

if forsberg was coming in on vinyl, he wouldnt stop shit, i'm sure.

7/7/2008 8:12:05 PM

five games in three days

eep

7/24/2008 6:02:07 PM

just won a tournament

4-0-1, 1.60 GAA, .909 SV%

7/27/2008 5:12:33 PM

BTW, that stealth was not the $120 you told me after using your calculator. it was like $20-30 more.

bastard.

ps, can you plz get me some renfrew 1" friction tape?

7/27/2008 7:23:57 PM

Quote :

" ps, can you plz get me some renfrew 1" friction tape?"

8/4/2008 5:17:29 PM

i've got friction

not renfrew

8/4/2008 5:34:02 PM

8/4/2008 8:10:29 PM

you've got 3/4" tape. i want some 1".. brand doesnt really matter.

8/6/2008 1:51:41 AM

then no

and i can't order any

8/6/2008 12:50:24 PM

8/6/2008 8:43:12 PM

sorry chico

i mean nemo

8/7/2008 11:55:48 AM

is cam ward divorced yet?

8/7/2008 12:30:54 PM

i dunno

i have no interest in cody so i have not kept tabs

8/7/2008 12:32:17 PM

well clearly you are of no help. boo. jk.

wishful thinking.

8/7/2008 12:35:40 PM

i think if they got divorced

he'd no longer have the supreme power of jesus on his side

and his game would suffer

because holy fuck does jesus ever save

8/7/2008 12:37:38 PM

just not enough saves to make the playoffs

8/7/2008 12:40:13 PM