ok, sounds good, but i'm sure someone can do better.

7/7/2010 8:37:49 PM

Quote :

"All married folks (except for me) are disqualified from the competition"

That's racist

7/7/2010 8:38:54 PM

I offer one large cock.

Note: I haven't read anything before the last two posts (Which excludes that ^ post), so I have no clue why I'm offering this.

7/7/2010 8:39:20 PM

I have a ton of guns and ammunition.

7/7/2010 8:39:43 PM

That's practical magic, son.

7/7/2010 8:39:45 PM

they are buying protection from the zombies

7/7/2010 8:44:22 PM

I'm contemplating buying Elise a premium membership.

What's my motivation?

7/7/2010 8:45:04 PM

7/7/2010 8:46:08 PM

you just wanna spice up the chatterbox some

7/7/2010 8:47:16 PM

is there something wrong with that?

but i think i should get something in return for my cash monies.

7/7/2010 8:47:55 PM

i can sit around your house all day and look pretty.


i'm good at that.

7/7/2010 8:48:37 PM

I give up. I can't compete with bottombaby's awesomeness.

7/7/2010 8:49:39 PM

FUCKIN LIST?!

I am in my own mothafuckin' category fool.

7/7/2010 8:56:31 PM

ok, so you are a category on the list, but you are still on the list. you should be happy.

7/7/2010 10:09:25 PM

Gosh darnit. You can compete with my awesomeness. Bring me cigarettes right now and cuddle my whore and I'll step out of the damned race.

7/7/2010 10:10:10 PM

Ha how about make that deal when I'm not 2hrs away.

7/7/2010 10:12:03 PM

it's a one time offer!

7/7/2010 10:39:50 PM

Quote :

"bottombaby's bitch"

Priceless... I can appreciate that.

7/7/2010 10:41:23 PM

DAMN. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time. C'est la vie

7/7/2010 10:47:15 PM

that's life

7/7/2010 10:48:04 PM

life is waiting for you

7/7/2010 10:49:13 PM

To make your move. If you aren't moving forward, you're falling behind.

Deep posts ITT.

7/7/2010 10:51:11 PM

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be

7/7/2010 10:51:22 PM

I think I need to drink a bit more caffeine before I will understand that post.

[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:53 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2010 10:53:19 PM

you just need to listen to more d12

7/7/2010 10:54:51 PM

7/7/2010 10:55:10 PM

It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here

7/7/2010 10:57:22 PM

kitten mittens

7/7/2010 11:04:10 PM

7/7/2010 11:10:15 PM

my friends goes by the name kitton mittons on xbox

7/7/2010 11:14:18 PM

awesome!

7/7/2010 11:48:18 PM

elise ain't triflin!

7/7/2010 11:48:55 PM

truth

7/7/2010 11:50:18 PM

she straight ballin!

7/7/2010 11:54:34 PM

Rule #18... Limber Up

7/7/2010 11:58:49 PM

fuck that, thats 2nd in the rule book

Rule #4 - Double Tap

7/7/2010 11:59:59 PM

i always limber up

7/8/2010 12:04:31 AM

keeps you ready to be double tapped?

7/8/2010 12:04:51 AM

in on page 17

7/8/2010 12:05:08 AM

you know it, baby. gotta #18 before you #2 with #8, also helps to keep yourself in shape with a little #1. #5 will be my hardest to deal with, but I'll get through it.

7/8/2010 12:29:59 AM

7/8/2010 12:34:29 AM

^^ LMAO. I actually got that. WOW. Epic post.

I don't usually have issues with #5, but I'm afraid it may hurt me from following #6. #4 will most definitely not be an issue. Fuck #19, I don't want to risk being shot if shit gets bat crazy. #24 will be hard at times, but #22 shouldn't be an issue as I don't have issues with #5.

7/8/2010 12:39:15 AM

7/8/2010 1:02:22 AM

Elise just left for work!



It was so nice having adult company this morning.

7/8/2010 7:46:19 AM

7/8/2010 8:45:10 AM

I'm at job number two now, but it's nap time. appreciate away, folks!

7/8/2010 2:24:02 PM

lifespan for knowing the weakness shortened a day

7/8/2010 2:27:14 PM

and i hear we going to the same restaurant on sunday. i could kill two birds with one stone hotwing

7/8/2010 2:28:28 PM

oh noes. we're screwed (and not in a good way)

7/8/2010 2:29:29 PM

it'll take at LEAST two hotwings to take me out

7/8/2010 2:30:29 PM