Quote :

"I own a chastity belt that really does lock on and keep me from having sex or masterbating. You could keep me locked until you think I have earned release."

9/24/2008 12:38:59 PM

woman you know i dont notice that sorta nonsense!

9/24/2008 12:44:45 PM

Look son, I know you do.

9/24/2008 12:45:19 PM

idk, i think it would be pretty hot to lock it, take the key, and never come back

9/24/2008 12:47:06 PM

Yes, this would work.

"Hello, locksmith? Yeah I need some assistance. I wont lie though, things are going to get a little bit weird."

9/24/2008 12:51:31 PM

I had that conversation regarding handcuffs once, haha

9/24/2008 12:52:32 PM

Quote :

"used scooter - $850 (raleigh nc) Reply to: sale-855089661@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-09-25, 3:54PM EDT old school vespa feel. rides super nice and very zippy. goes 45-50 mph and i put premium gas in it and got over 122 miles before i had to fill up again. feel free to call anytime. or email and i'll send more pics of it. just time for me to upgrade to a car. scooter is very well taken care of. only about 40 miles on it. 919-462-3486 Location: raleigh nc it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 855089661"

9/25/2008 3:58:04 PM

i`m guessing they missed a zero

9/25/2008 3:59:16 PM

she may could convince me i need to go to church.

Quote :

" Please report suspected exploitation of minors to the appropriate authorities Hello - 26 Reply to: pers-852878950@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-09-23, 10:58PM EDT I'm just looking for MR. Right! Someone who is funny, loving, & trusting. I'm honest, trust worthy, loving, funny, & well just plain cute! I'm not into playing games. I don't need any drama in my life. I'm not a smoker or a drinker, but I do like to go out & have a good time. I love to laugh!!! I am a Christian girl, I go to church weekly. I'm very involved with my church, that's my second home. If this bothers you, feel free to move on from this point. God has done a lot in my life & I'm not ashamed of it! I am looking for a relationship with someone, but I'm always looking for new friends as well. I hope to find someone to share my life with. I like trying new things... * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests "

9/25/2008 7:00:23 PM

pers-856048784@craigslist.org

9/26/2008 12:48:05 PM

^^ there is at least a 95% chance that is fake.

9/26/2008 1:56:35 PM

Quote :

"My Services Reply to: sale-857121119@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-09-27, 9:39AM EDT Hello to everyone. Thanks for reading! I currently own a branch of a mortgage company. First I’d like to assure you that I am the last guy you need to talk to regarding a refinance for your home, you don't have to look for anyone with better rates! My company is one of the largest in the nation. We have relationships with the top lenders in turn give us the best RATES. Our volume, 50 to 100 million a month, gets us wholesale pricing, a savings which we pass on to you. If you work closely with me, I can close your loan in 15 days. You will have no out of pocket expenses. You will not have a payment for 30 to 45 days. We do all the paperwork. Not you. We will come to your home to close. Your convenience means everything to us. Our large number of programs and investors will give you the widest possible selection. Feel free to shoot me an e-mail and we can talk over all the details!! Please do not FLAG. This is a real and legitimate offer. Thank you for your time! [many, many returns deleted by ambrosia] Trace and cut out. From "basket" to "Sunday", each page of this bunny-shaped shapebook has a word relating to Easter. Makes a great bulletin board decoration. Story Starters: Back to School (upper elem) "It was the first day of school and I forgot..." Fifteen writing prompts and story starters with a back-to-school theme. "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/bar/857121119.html

9/27/2008 9:54:13 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/fuo/862828138.html

Quote :

"Become a born-again virgin! - $10 (Gorman and Avent Ferry, Raleigh) Reply to: sale-862828138@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-01, 6:08PM EDT Do you find yourself regretting the indiscretions of your irresponsible youth, when you were young and irresponsible? Wouldn't you like to be able to just start over? Well now you can! This is your clean slate: two elegant wooden bedposts, free of notches! Each post is approximately 37 inches tall, with a base diameter of about 2.5 inches. All that stands between you and your new life is ten bucks. "

10/1/2008 6:36:26 PM

Quote :

"I’m desperately in need of falling madly in love. - m4m - 22 (Durham) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-863147055@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-01, 11:02PM EDT I’m desperately in need of falling madly in love. I’m not saying it will be easy. Actually, I don’t expect it to be easy. Nothing worth having is easy to come by, and I believe that being in love is worthwhile. I just know what I need. And just because I’m desperately in need of being in love doesn’t mean I’m desperate. I would not consider myself at all desperate. I’m also not saying that it would work with just anyone. I’m picky, perhaps too picky. In fact, maybe that’s why I’m not in love right now. Firstly, I’m not sexually attracted to just anyone. Maybe it’s an ego problem, I’m not sure. What I am sure of is that I can’t help who I am and am not sexually attracted to. It’s not my choice. I’m a fairly decent-looking guy. I could have sex with someone different every day without much effort if I wanted to. I have no desire to do that for a multitude of reasons, but I know it’s an option. So, why would I want to have sex with random Joe if I’m not sexually attracted to him? That being said, sexual attraction has to be there. After all, it is the physical affection that helps cement the emotional attachment. Physical feature I find specifically attractive: lighter-colored skin (like me, though dark tans are great too), not overweight (you don’t have to be in great shape, as muscle mass is something I’m working on too), nice-looking teeth (can’t help it—it’s the first thing I notice about a person), great lips (I’m a good kisser and love great lips!). I’m also kind of weird about noses, though it is hard to explain. Sometimes I think a big Jew nose can be so sexy! (Haha!) I don’t mean that to be anti-Semitic at all. (That brings me to another topic: religion. I was raised a Christian but am not a big proponent of organized religion, though I do consider myself spiritual. Religion isn’t a big issue for me, though I enjoy certain cultural experiences that stem from it.) I think that I have an odd sense of humor. I love dark sarcasm and satire, and I think cattiness can be funny. However, I have no interest in dating someone that is going to be bitchy to me. Believe me; I firmly agree that everyone needs to release their inner bitch to get some stuff done. But if I’m going to be in a relationship with someone, I expect us both to work out any issues in a mature and calm manner. On a similar note, and tying back to sexual attraction, I am simply not sexually attracted to overly effeminate guys. I love you, appreciate your wit and charm, but I don’t think it would work. I’m also very picky about intellect. I consider myself to be a highly intellectual individual. I’m also goal-oriented and career-motivated. While I can certainly love someone that isn’t, I don’t think I could be in a successful relationship with them. I would like to eventually be with someone that is interested in cooperating with me to build a great life together. We would both pursue our careers and lean on each other for support because, above all else, we would love each other. Can you only seem to focus on clubbing, drugs, going to bars, et cetera? Then you’re not for me. I need someone that can wow me with their knowledge about some interesting topic that they care a lot about, that can carry on a conversation when surrounded by people with PhDs, and that can enjoy the finer, classy things in life. At my very core, I consider myself to be an academic. Have you ever been so intrigued by some subject (e.g. the proximate mechanisms for post-partum aggression in prairie voles, the sociological and economic impacts of various theories about publicly-mandated sexual education programs in high schools, how cultural traditions and U.S. policy intersect to form the plight of the modern Native American) that you considered spending 5-10 years of your life studying it? If so, then we can probably relate. If not, then I’m not so sure. That being said, I’m not a complete prude. Quite the contrary, actually. I enjoy having fun, and I like doing less-sophisticated things most of the time. Sure, let’s go barhopping occasionally, or go to a movie and stuff ourselves with junk food, or go rock out to a raunchy feminist band, or just spend an entire Saturday in bed having tantric sex. But when push comes to shove, I would like someone that knows how to enjoy a good red wine, wants to go to see the ballet with me perhaps once a year, and enjoys hearing a famous musician regardless of the genre, be it classical, heavy metal, jazz, pop, or techno. I’m 22, but extremely mature in many ways. Age is just a number to me, but ultimately, it seems that people younger than me are too indecisive. I wouldn’t have it any other way: you need to go explore and experiment. I’m just not sure I want to be a part of that. I’ve dated one older guy that was significantly older than me. The problem was, I think he was dating someone so young because he was not mature emotionally. That, needless to say, did not work out. I need someone that is emotionally/intellectually mature but that can still have fun. I want to have a child or children within the next 12 years or so. So if you’re too old to consider seeing a child raised to adulthood if he/she were born 12 years from now, that doesn’t really fit in with my life plan. I’ve now sufficiently embarrassed myself. I’m not even sure I’m going to respond to e-mails because I feel fairly pathetic to have written all of this out in the first place. Have a nice evening. "

I don't if this is more pretentious or pathetic.

10/2/2008 4:02:15 PM

The wanted section is always full of :carlface:

Quote :

"Venezuela Information Items Needed (Garner/Clayton/Raleigh) Reply to: sale-863637269@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-02, 12:24PM EDT Please help ...my 1st grader has been assigned a project for Venezuela. I would like to recieve items from this area or please suggest items I can use locally to duplicate/represent information about Venezuela. Please read these instructions per the teacher to get an idea of what I need.... Each project... should consist of at least five facts that the child learned about the country. Some examples of how the child can display the facts, a diorama (show box with pictures and facts) a mobible or a book about the country created by the child. We'd like to know any intersting fact that you can offer, etc. I'd like to make this an awesome project I'd liek to also do a PowerPoints presentation as well. Please assist. Thanks"

Quote :

"N.C State Fair Advance Ticket Sale Oct 16 to 22 - $25 (Raleigh) Reply to: sale-863885434@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-02, 3:10PM EDT If any one of you have wanted to give it away ticket Please get it to me I would want to buy one cheap for me and my son. "

Quote :

"how do i get a gps on my Palm Treo 700 pda phone? - $20 (Chapel hill / durham) Reply to: sale-863503060@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-02, 10:48AM EDT Hi. Looking at the Tom Tom thing on Wikipedia. Can anyone out there help me get the GPS on my phone? thanks! 310 497 5489"

10/2/2008 8:59:13 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/765370039.html

Quote :

"Bike for sale What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "FUCK YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME". The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy shit so I said no way. The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating. The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything. I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total: Gear 1 - Sissy Gear Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear Gear 4 - Boy Gear Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear Gear 6 - Manly Gear Gear 7 - Big Muscles Gear I only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest. Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't fuck around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey asshole, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four". Bike is for 150 OBO (and don't give me no panzy prices) "

10/6/2008 11:05:10 PM

Quote :

"Need help catching my cheating husband (west raleigh) Reply to: justlkn4fun@gmail.com [?] Date: 2008-09-23, 10:18AM EDT I need a female to meet my husband for lunch one day within the next two weeks. He knows all my friends & their friends so I need someone to show up, have lunch with him & then let me catch you two walking out together. Please contact me. * Location: west raleigh * Compensation: We can discuss a fair price for this * This is a contract job. * OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities "

10/7/2008 2:53:41 PM

ahahahha i loled so hard at the bike posting

10/7/2008 3:26:19 PM

holy shit the bike posting is fucking GREAT

10/7/2008 3:28:42 PM

the one about the gps on his trio phone made me laugh. I had the best sunday sitting around laughing my ass off with friends about the casual encounters

10/7/2008 3:59:37 PM

the bike posting is [old]

10/7/2008 4:52:47 PM

10/7/2008 7:31:54 PM

Quote :

" " Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you, then. " including such gems as " When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. " and " If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts. " If you are die because you run out of time I will ejaculate prematurely." "If you are hit by an enemy, I will become limp and flaccid until such time as you collect a mushroom and become Super Mario again.""

10/8/2008 11:46:31 AM

hahaha that bike one was great

10/8/2008 12:19:52 PM

^^ hahaha that second sentence made me laugh out loud in the office.

10/8/2008 1:00:46 PM

Quote :

"[b[swf with herpes looking for swm with herpes - 25[/b] (Cary) Reply to: pers-876856786@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-12, 10:35PM EDT I am a mommy that needs a man in her life. I want someone who wants to be with me. Please do not e-mail me if you are not looking for something serious or if you are broke. This doesn't mean that I am a gold-digger, it just means that I am broke and I need financial security. I am short, slim, and adorable I can be passive or aggressive, submissive, or dominate. I need someone that will bow down to me when I need them to or be a man when I need them to. If you think you can be that man for me, send me a letter and a pic "

10/13/2008 11:15:36 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/stp/877100990.html

great so you have a kid. why is this in the stricktly platonic sexion

10/13/2008 5:45:52 PM

Quote :

"Who knows you may make a great new friend in the process."

10/13/2008 5:48:22 PM

i know. i read that but should have been in another section. hey i need help my car isnt big enough to take this there.

tell your dead beat babies daddy to come get that shit.

10/13/2008 5:54:20 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ele/871210108.html

Quote :

"Luxury cell Phone - $550 (Raleigh NC) Reply to: sale-871210108@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-08, 12:08PM EDT This is the most exclusive cell phone you will ever see. There is only one here right now get it fast. The only people you will see with these are celiberties. It is a GSM phone if you have At&t, Tmobile, Cingular or any phone that uses a sim card you can use this phone.Just take your sim card and put it in that is all The features are crazy it has dual sim card ability that means it can serve as two phones in one look below. This is in a class all by itself need not say any more if you want it than hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 2.6inch, 260k QVGA ; PX: 240*320 2. T-Flash Card Suphporting,256 TF for free 3 0.3 Mega pixel camera for Picture & Video capability,put out biggest size is 640*480 4. Stereo Loud speaker, 64 chord ring tone 5. MP3 & MP4 player 6. GPRS & WAP connectivity, MMS Transceive 7. U disk support function to keep the information storage 8. E-BOOK 9. Bluetooth 2.0 10.calendar,To do list,Alarm,World Clock,Spotwatch 11.caller picture,caller Ring Tone 12. Telephone directories:200groups of contacts, support incoming call with big head sticker,group ring an Messages &Multimedia messaging: 100 SMS, support MMS; can use downloaded MP3 as SMS rings 13. Schedule power on/off: support to start/close under set time 14. Alarm clock: 5groups, support alarm clock when machine’s closed, can set from Monday to Sunday 15. Games: 1 built-in common games 16. More information: MP3, MP4, Handsfree, SMS group sending, Voice recorder, WAP, Handwritten + keyboard input, Bluetooth, GPRS download, Memory extended, Coming call firewall, Fortune culture,IP dialing, self-designed ringtones, photo editor, alarm clock, calculator, notepad, stock online,self-designed ringtones, photo editor,health management email: pleasuret@ymail.com "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ele/872982271.html

rofl.
$25.


[Edited on October 14, 2008 at 4:06 PM. Reason : lkjdf]

10/14/2008 3:58:48 PM

according to this special I saw, you can order 15 yr old sex slaves off of craigslist now

10/14/2008 4:02:01 PM

hahahahaha!!!

http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/rnr/878830412.html

Quote :

" This rant is strictly to the woman / girl/ - low life scum suckin piece of shit who felt compelled to throw her bloody kotex out the window of a car into my front yard on Hoots Road in Yadkin County. Just thought you'd like to know - my Dog found that, and was laying on my back porch - chewing on it -when I walked outside - just about 30 minutes ago. I lost my LUNCH and a Brand New pair of Tennis Shoes on the count of you - You NASTY BITCH ! * Location: Up-Chucksville * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 878830412"

10/14/2008 10:00:56 PM

Quote :

"poles over holes... period - m4mm - 21 (the penthouse) Reply to: pers-885783140@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-19, 11:03PM EDT FIRSTLY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY RESPECT THE CODE WORD: DANCING FLAMINGOS. SECONDLY I FUCKING LOVE YELLOW DUCKS.QUACK. IF YOU CAN MAKE ME QUACK, I WILL SPRAY YOU WITH THA 100% PURE VERMONT MAPLE SYRUP AND COVER YOU IN FEATHERS. THIRD FUCKING DANCING FLAMINGOS YOU FUCK! FOURTH hugh grant has the most dreamy eyes. he tickles my fancy. you must too. fifth, call me a frat monster and die. sixth. sometimes i sleep with my socks on sometimes not. seventh. gummi bears. its all about the gummi bears. eighth. you must bring a helmet. mouthguard optional. ninth. ABSOLUTELY NO LUBE! i like it rough and dry. come on baby light my fire. sparkle and shine, *~clay~* "

10/20/2008 2:16:58 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/886196033.html

nice oyster

10/20/2008 11:36:54 AM

Nice double herringbone chain!

10/20/2008 11:48:43 AM

sexy indeed

10/20/2008 11:53:38 AM

beavis?

10/20/2008 11:59:34 AM

So hot!

Why haven't I emailed him?

10/20/2008 12:23:59 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/w4m/889434902.html

10/22/2008 4:51:55 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/889368635.html

Quote :

"I am posting this cause I know their still is good people out their in this world who are willing to help a sinlge mother in need! I am in need of anykind of vehcile that's runs and can pass the state laws that are required.I know their on some people who have old or use cars in their yard that is no longer in use and would'nt miss it. A little about my self and my family.I am a sinlge mom of 4 children which two of them has disabilality. One has serious Asthma,and ADHD. The other one has a chromosone disorder disabilality with other special needs. I know you asking your self why should I help out a women with 4 kids she should have know not to have that many kids, Well you might be right but again you have to know everyone story before you judge. I was 17 when I had my frist son ,Got married at 19 to a guy who I thought was a wonderfull person Which I am sure he is but he just went down the wrong road.Now which sits him in prison for a long time .Well that is where three kids came in. I am trying to better my self now I am talking ged on line so I can be able to have more things then I have or should I say need. Anyways to make a long story short I have to be able to take my kids back and forth to the doctors . I need to be able to go to the store and to the school for mettings and iep mettings which means that children as disabilality. MY kids also in boyscoutt but have no longer be able to go since my car broke down. So if you can help me in anyway with a car of any type that would be wonderfull I am willing to pay something. I don't have much . I am willing to do what ever it takes to get a car for my kids. Thanks soo much for everything. If you need to talk to me you can my number is nine one nine two six nine six seven two one (919-269-6721). or you can email me my name is damika. The children might answer so just ask for me please thank you. God bless !!!!!My email address is damikastrickland@yahoo.com.Here is a picture of my famly or you dont think i am lieing."

10/22/2008 4:58:03 PM

Quote :

"LOST FEMALE CHIWAWA MIX (broadway and mansfield) Reply to: see below Date: 2008-10-24, 1:24PM MDT she was lost 2 nights ago please if you have her please please call shawn 303-963-6560"

10/24/2008 6:29:57 PM

Quote :

"Hey. I am a 20 y.o. full time student, looking for a "boyfriend" to take care of my bills, and all the rest... and in return I will take care of him. I am fun, bubbly, attractive, and sweet. This is my first time ever doing this... I think it would be awesome though. I don't have time for school and work, and thats why I need this help. Hope to talk soon "

i wish i didnt have time for school or work

10/24/2008 8:21:00 PM

Posted in items wanted:

Quote :

"Cheap State Fair Tickets (SELLING) - $35 (Raleigh) Reply to: sale-893107712@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-25, 1:34PM EDT 2 admin tickets and 54 ride tickets valued at 64.00 selling for 35.00 Call Tony at 323-5417 "

--
As was this...wtF?

Quote :

"cookie donot work so please put email or phone# in add. (n.c.) Reply to: sale-892979412@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-25, 12:01PM EDT YOU MISS A LOT OF SALES,SOME COOKIE IS OUT. "

[Edited on October 25, 2008 at 4:13 PM. Reason : dg]

10/25/2008 4:12:30 PM

pittsburgh craigslist > missed connections
Will you "B" mine? - w4m - 20 (Liberty Ave, Bloomfield)

Reply to: pers-891957192@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-24, 2:58PM EDT


I was on Liberty Avenue near (but not exactly at) the Citizen's Bank near Pearl, and I caught you out of the corner of my eye. You were a 6'4" 200 lbs black man, and, I must admit, you're way sexier than any of the 72 year old men I've been hanging out with recently.

I know I might not be exactly your type, but I'm wondering, will you "B" mine?


Location: Liberty Ave, Bloomfield
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 891957192

10/25/2008 5:15:08 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/893242476.html

i swear it looks like he burned the tip of his penis

10/26/2008 11:44:27 PM

i love it when you say penis

10/27/2008 12:27:24 AM

hahahah
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4w/884242428.html

Quote :

"I've got a college education, a good job, a nice house, a new car, ... I just need someone special to share it with. Here's more about me and what I'm looking for. ME: - 34, 5'10", white, stocky build (but doesn't feel 34 most days) - average looks (my mom always said i was cuter than all the other kids on the playground, but her opinion really doesn't count) - college-educated - financially stable. i own my house and car (and pay all my own bills with money left over) - never married. no kids - straight, but was "bicurious" in college (lots of us guys were. the difference: i'm telling you) - has a criminal record (i was young and stupid. i was 19, she was 14, we thought we were in love) - has no other skeletons in his closet "

[Edited on October 27, 2008 at 12:37 AM. Reason : ol]

10/27/2008 12:36:32 AM

haha, thats not sketch at all!

10/27/2008 12:37:45 AM

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/apa/890034146.html

Quote :

"Alright ya'll, let me just say first that there are way more than 8 bedrooms in this house of mine... I'm not sure really how many there our, then again, I'm not sure I could count that high anyways... Anyways, as it turns out my job here in DC is bout to expire on January 20th, 2008, that's what my pal Dick said anyways. I guess I never really gave this whole DC experience my all, but hell, with my nice place in Texas, why would I? A man can do whatever he wants in Texas, it's really one helluva place, and plenty of room for riding my bike, somewhat of a passion of mine. Anyways, back to the house. The rent, well hell, let's just say you pay utilities and it's yours. I don't want to be in DC anymore to be honest, they never warmed up to me I don't think, but the people who employ me gave me this great house, and sonofabitch why let it go to waste you know? It's got a great staff, tons of room, and a historic look about it. My strategery in the matter is to really try and give it to a nice young kid or couple, because I think they could really make the best of it. It'd be a great place to throw a "social occasion" (I'm a reformed man now, but hell, party if you want!). Anyways, like I said, I won't be having a job here coming up, so I figure why let the place go vacant? Drive by and take a look sometime, its right down on Pennsy Avenue as I likes to call it, that's Pennsylvania Avenue to you outta town folk. You can stop by even, maybe tour the place if you want... I may be there, may not, truth is I like to look busy so the bossman don't fire me, but hell, it's almost over, and I've already spent a ton of time at my place back in Texas, well a little more hurt? Just email me, and we can hammer out the details. Sincerely, Dubya "

10/27/2008 3:03:06 PM

what the hell is this?



http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/891830435.html

10/27/2008 6:52:15 PM