See, I just want to say dirty things like 'I'll cuddle your dick with my vagina." but none of that is very lady like.



[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 1:36 PM. Reason : oh great. i'm at the top of the page with this.]

7/9/2010 1:36:19 PM

7/9/2010 1:36:44 PM

epic top post, my dear

7/9/2010 1:37:14 PM

Yeah, see, that's why I have to stay away from these warm fuzzy threads.

7/9/2010 1:37:25 PM

or you have to post it when you first think it

7/9/2010 1:39:28 PM

just refrain from using the word "vagina."

Like an old friend of mine said once...
"I'll fuck a cunt, pussy, quim, cunny, snatch, cooze, twat, cooter, hole, etc...but I ain't fuckin' NOTHIN' called a vagina."

7/9/2010 1:40:50 PM

I don't care what you call it. It probably doesn't belong in a warm snuggly buggly thread.

7/9/2010 1:42:00 PM

i need belly rubs tonight, i got the smithfield water aids

7/9/2010 5:33:20 PM

eww..hope those water aids don't travel by air. I'm a little too close now.

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 5:34 PM. Reason : ]

7/9/2010 5:34:40 PM

you never know

7/9/2010 5:57:34 PM

I'm going back to Wilmington then. Wing date cancelled!

7/9/2010 5:59:07 PM

oh

7/9/2010 6:00:47 PM

Cancelled unless you bring me skittles.

7/9/2010 6:05:51 PM

remind me on sunday. i will bring the fizzled fruit skittles. they are all classy in a mason jar and everything

7/9/2010 6:18:14 PM

you cant cancel for 5!

7/9/2010 6:41:56 PM

I arranged it. I'll cancel if I want to. You also must promise to kill grimx first and not kill me.

7/9/2010 6:43:03 PM

someone is taking me for wings on sunday. it has been promised and it shall be done.

7/9/2010 6:43:08 PM

you can cancel and i'll take over bein in charge then

7/9/2010 6:43:51 PM

They know me there, I shall tell them not to let the giant in.

7/9/2010 6:46:19 PM

like they can stop me!

7/9/2010 6:48:23 PM

oh snap. are you fighting over me or wings?

7/9/2010 6:49:43 PM

he's trying to tell us no wings sunday lol

7/9/2010 6:50:14 PM

oh

7/9/2010 6:50:39 PM

We shall fight it out to the death over you wings.

7/9/2010 6:54:06 PM

I need cuddles.
I had a very unfortunate accident in the shower with my razor.

7/9/2010 7:05:27 PM

you're not supposed to enjoy the razor that way

7/9/2010 7:06:36 PM

grimx owes me a new keyboard for spitting water on this one.

7/9/2010 7:07:16 PM

7/9/2010 7:08:10 PM

bottombaby, lay your head on my belly and it will massage you. the grumbling is becoming ominous.

7/9/2010 7:09:30 PM

ha, I think the woman that cleaned my teeth today hadn't eaten in a week. Her stomach was angry and I couldn't stop laughing.

7/9/2010 7:11:55 PM

It's sounding like I should plan on spending the night alone without my PackPrincess.

7/9/2010 7:12:39 PM

7/9/2010 7:13:05 PM

7/9/2010 7:13:30 PM

What were we doing tonight?

7/9/2010 7:13:44 PM

spending the night to get up early and hit the farmer's market. you forgot our plans. i feel so unloved.

7/9/2010 7:14:35 PM

she's had a very serious accident with a razor blade, traumatic and all that

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 7:15 PM. Reason : well maybe not like serious serious...]

7/9/2010 7:15:10 PM

i didn't know u were planning on spending the night.
you can spend the night wif me.

7/9/2010 7:15:15 PM

hell, I'll come and lay on your tummy if you rub my head. I'll be asleep in about 5 min though.

7/9/2010 7:15:52 PM

damn girl, you don't remember our conversation at all.

7/9/2010 7:16:34 PM

that pic made me lol

7/9/2010 7:17:06 PM

DAMNIT. I REMEMBERED THE FARMER'S MARKET not the spending the night.
After all, you're so busy whoring it out, I never know when your time slot's going to be filled.


You can come over. I haven't even had dinner yet.

7/9/2010 7:18:28 PM

i'm going to lose mine soon.

7/9/2010 7:19:05 PM

whatchu been eatin then?

7/9/2010 7:19:32 PM

you can vomit in my toilet

7/9/2010 7:19:53 PM

i've been eating bread and water, actually. i gave up on the chips.

7/9/2010 7:20:26 PM

If you decide to head this way, I can make you some rice or bland pasta.

7/9/2010 7:21:38 PM

oooh, if I come will you cook for me? Will cuddle 4 food

7/9/2010 7:22:13 PM

7/9/2010 7:22:40 PM

ooooooooookay.

no rice or pasta.

7/9/2010 7:23:08 PM

is that pukey face at me or the rice/pasta? lol

7/9/2010 7:26:29 PM