The night before last, I woke up 2 hours after taking my Ambien and ate a turkey dog.

8/24/2012 9:23:45 AM

lol. no taking ambien the night before my wedding if you are sharing the room with me!

8/24/2012 9:26:08 AM

oh lord. that has the potential to be awful. hilariously awful.

8/24/2012 9:27:27 AM

8/24/2012 8:45:46 PM

Oh, you're a slut.

10/3/2012 11:31:47 PM

ok

10/3/2012 11:32:31 PM

Ok, you don't know how to play along.

10/3/2012 11:33:13 PM

Ambien apparently makes girls hot to trot

10/3/2012 11:33:25 PM

im not on ambien. it's melatonin. i'm fucking strung out somehow on it

10/3/2012 11:34:27 PM

elise is highly suggestible. that's why she's mah frand.

10/3/2012 11:35:08 PM

i am. i have a very malleable brain.

10/3/2012 11:36:07 PM

"Hey girl, let's smoke a bowl and take this sleep medicine, see where the night takes us"

10/3/2012 11:36:32 PM

i dont do real drugs.

10/3/2012 11:37:27 PM

rotfl

tacos

10/3/2012 11:38:20 PM

10/3/2012 11:43:17 PM

pink taco!

taco taco
burrito burrito

10/3/2012 11:43:50 PM

Im drinking capri sun, but classy like, cut open and poured over ice

10/7/2012 10:22:11 PM

10/8/2012 3:44:32 AM

Squeeeeeee! I'm at the hotel!

11/9/2012 11:30:09 AM

Omg me too!

11/9/2012 10:18:45 PM

I am wasted.

11/9/2012 11:53:01 PM

As am I, young padawan.

11/10/2012 12:06:59 AM

Gee, I wonder why...

11/10/2012 12:10:54 AM

Holy matrimony, batman! Today is the day!

11/10/2012 8:38:26 AM

I know! I'm 31!
IT'S EXCITING!

11/10/2012 8:41:04 AM

11/10/2012 8:46:01 AM

Yay Yay Yay.. ..

11/11/2012 7:22:49 AM

11/11/2012 5:00:06 PM

Maybe we should stop mucking up the chatter box

11/11/2012 10:53:14 PM

Well, I'm sorry I didn't let you cuddle. If I had known you weren't hitting on me, I guess I could have let you cuddle.

11/11/2012 10:54:04 PM

Lol. I just follow the warm when I sleep. Especially with my hands and feet cuz they get cold easily.

11/11/2012 10:57:22 PM

Every time we cuddle someone's butt just ends up hurt.

I'm still betting on whatever ball team we had staying with us.

11/11/2012 11:00:40 PM

Ahahah

11/11/2012 11:04:28 PM

I got no birthday presents except from you and Alexis.

11/11/2012 11:05:42 PM

Hmpf. That makes me sad.

11/11/2012 11:08:57 PM

Yes. But I got THE BEST presents from you guys.
No sad.

11/11/2012 11:10:10 PM

Yay! What was that?

11/11/2012 11:10:52 PM

Alexis got me cupcakes, a cookie cake, a new cutting board, and a double burner griddle.

And you threw me the biggest best birthday party EVAR.
And let me stick my hand up your skirt, repeatedly.

11/11/2012 11:12:49 PM

Ah. Glad we made you happy.

11/11/2012 11:13:37 PM

Ah and I got shoes, and a hat, and I stole some diamond earrings.

11/11/2012 11:14:30 PM

Diamond? Or rhinestone?

11/11/2012 11:15:35 PM

Rhinestones.

Like 3 pairs.

11/11/2012 11:17:37 PM

It is all good

11/11/2012 11:18:14 PM

I also stole your look.

If you really want some leggings, I can get you some. I cannot find them anywhere to order online, but they had oodles in the store. In like cream, brown, and grey.

11/11/2012 11:19:19 PM

Yes plz! All three colors! I will send a check to cover them and shipping.

11/11/2012 11:20:15 PM

pfffffffft.

it'll gimme an excuse to come see you. not unless you want them before you go on your cruise.

11/11/2012 11:22:04 PM

No. I don't need them that early.

11/11/2012 11:22:41 PM

Then I will try to get in some shopping for you.

11/11/2012 11:23:45 PM

Yay!

11/11/2012 11:24:39 PM

oh goodness gracious I have been spoiled. I miss your face so much.

11/13/2012 11:15:42 PM