LATE NIGHT


The Rules of Late Night:

Thou shalt post if:
1) you're tired and/or posting from bed
2) you have been awoken from slumber and plan on going back to sleep
3) you're still awake at a time which you would normally be sleeping
4) the traffic in chit chat has slowed to <1 post/10 minutes (situation which inspired thread)
5) you are tired and want to go to bed but are too lazy or unable to get there

these rules have been set to accommodate all sleeping habits and time zones

Other Rules:
6) Thou shalt re-post the rules and mascot at the top of every page




















[Edited on September 20, 2011 at 10:48 PM. Reason : .]

9/20/2011 10:47:55 PM

I don't fall into any of those categories

9/20/2011 10:50:23 PM

Quote :

"1) you're tired and/or posting from bed"

Like. That describes 90% of my posts on here.

9/20/2011 10:53:07 PM

if this is viable with "you're tired" then this is now a padding thread

9/20/2011 10:53:54 PM

Fuck those rules.

Late Night Chit Chat is for when it's

1) LATE at night (none of this subjective bullshit), which we will establish as at the VERY least 11PM
and
2) WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THE CHIT CHAT KINGDOM

Parameters met? PARAMETERS MET.

9/20/2011 11:20:43 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_elW0e3_aAM

9/20/2011 11:21:20 PM

11pm is a subjective parameter for "late night"

9/20/2011 11:21:55 PM

I'll accept it, but it does not constitute "late night" for me, personally.

9/20/2011 11:23:58 PM

Quote :

"Late Night Chit Chat is for when it's 1) LATE at night (none of this subjective bullshit), which we will establish as at the VERY least 11PM and 2) WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THE CHIT CHAT KINGDOM"

i like this, i am pondering it

9/20/2011 11:56:00 PM

^^^Unless you establish it as the thread's objectified focal point for late night, which in itself is a subjective decision to make, but it's less subjective than "WHENEVER YOU'RE TIRED AND IN BED!".

Personally I'd say after midnight but then someone will stroll up and be all, more like early morning chit chat thread amirite? Now that's a whole other ball game thread.

9/21/2011 12:04:32 AM

I like you.

9/21/2011 12:09:12 AM

while i technically thing late night is 12:00a-4:00a, i made the rules subjective because i didnt wanna rule ppl out who had their sleep habits disturbed, we cover all issues here in late night from boredom to frustration and i didnt wanna 'sclude people

9/21/2011 12:09:48 AM

We are an elite group of sleep-deprived netizens, we must seclude all that we can to preserve the tired dignity of our lifestyle.

9/21/2011 12:41:13 AM

Okay now it's Late Night Chit Chat.

9/21/2011 1:16:02 AM

Officially late night! How very exciting! Ill try to post new rules (yes we need more simple and directed rules) but what about the mascot? Can he stay our do we need one that better represents late night? Like some sport of nocturnal being

[Edited on September 21, 2011 at 11:10 PM. Reason : Phone autocorrect makes me lols sometimes]

9/21/2011 11:07:44 PM

Be careful, Netstorms lurk around this thread.



But they mostly come at night....

...mostly.

9/21/2011 11:08:47 PM

I vote raccoon

9/21/2011 11:11:00 PM

i vote chicken

9/21/2011 11:11:40 PM

Goodnight, world.

9/22/2011 12:23:50 AM

Don't go to bed you fucking asshole.

Late Night Chit Chat has just begun to reach optimal levels of optimalomity.

Mascot:

9/22/2011 12:34:02 AM

9/22/2011 3:30:16 AM

Knock knock!

9/22/2011 10:55:25 PM

who's there??

9/22/2011 10:55:53 PM

why am i still awake?
i've been in the bed since 8.

9/22/2011 10:57:50 PM

someone post nudes

9/22/2011 10:59:04 PM

LATE NIGHT!

WHADDUP

9/22/2011 11:16:53 PM

can you hook me up with pills?

9/22/2011 11:19:22 PM

i have an over abundance of Tylenol.

9/22/2011 11:24:45 PM

9/23/2011 1:03:34 AM

was in bed, got

9/23/2011 1:05:53 AM

9/23/2011 1:05:57 AM

Oh yea

9/23/2011 1:08:26 AM

aw yeah

9/23/2011 1:10:17 AM

9/23/2011 1:10:43 AM

tried to drink and failed tonight

9/23/2011 1:11:14 AM

9/23/2011 1:13:14 AM

how do you fail? raise the glass to your lips and pour

9/23/2011 1:13:47 AM

it started coming back up

9/23/2011 1:51:57 AM

9/23/2011 1:53:57 AM

9/23/2011 2:02:03 AM

1, 3, 4, 5

Also my first post ITT methinks

9/23/2011 2:04:32 AM

BUMP

TWW is slow tonight. Everyone must be out having fun.

9/24/2011 12:47:29 AM

9/24/2011 1:01:10 AM

Not me! I'm being responsible!

9/24/2011 1:12:06 AM

I'm not..

9/24/2011 1:12:33 AM

I WANT MY SHIRT

9/24/2011 1:23:33 AM

^5 i know i was!!

howdy late night

9/24/2011 3:52:57 AM

lol

i've already been to sleep and woken up

9/24/2011 3:57:09 AM

ah life.

life..

9/24/2011 4:17:38 AM

Bubblebobble... seriously, how much would it take for you to kill yourself? $500?

9/24/2011 4:20:57 AM