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9/16/2010 11:33:28 PM
operation cookie is succesful!!
9/16/2010 11:35:18 PM
I knew I'd lose
9/16/2010 11:57:45 PM
It's not a competition.
9/16/2010 11:58:14 PM
L L
9/16/2010 11:58:46 PM
Why doesn't anyone ever believe me?Never mind that I am a pathological liar.
9/17/2010 12:00:59 AM
If a pathological liar says they are a pathological liar, are they really one? :raiseeyebrow:
9/17/2010 12:04:42 AM
Good question. One that I cannot answer without lying?
9/17/2010 12:06:47 AM
in on this page
9/17/2010 12:07:21 AM
I said that I would not be sucked it.Obviously, I was lying.
9/17/2010 12:08:40 AM
Ow. So much pain. So embarassed
9/17/2010 12:33:56 AM
My friend pretty much has a job for me where she worksbut it's only like 99% secureso I have a job interview somewhere else in the morningbut I really don't even want to go to itugh
9/17/2010 12:46:58 AM
must go to sleepreally want a brownie
9/17/2010 1:42:46 AM
Nothing beats sleeping in your own bed. Well, almost nothing
9/17/2010 2:01:24 AM
my dog is a real butt sometimes
9/17/2010 2:09:21 AM
wish I had a god damn job
9/17/2010 2:17:21 AM
i'm also very thirsty but i don't feel like getting up and going to the kitchen...and i also don't want to have to get up and pee again in an hour
9/17/2010 2:30:06 AM
is there anyone else who saw the philly/league combo and realized that the league is prolly the funniest show on tvthat shit killed
9/17/2010 2:33:54 AM
i'm highly annoyed that i can't fall back asleep
9/17/2010 3:35:23 AM
part of me thinks she's not responding and saying shit like that just to get to methen I think, "nooo, she wouldn't do that."remember who you're talking about LK...YES SHE WOULD.
9/17/2010 6:52:38 AM
i am not particularly upset that Shia LaBeouf's picture keeps popping up on my fb newsfeed
9/17/2010 8:47:00 AM
holy shit - today sucks so bad
9/17/2010 9:22:02 AM
It's crazy how these things work. I struggled for three months to get real good job leads. I was offered a contract job early this week (I haven't signed off on it yet) but with that on the table I have two more great opportunities that presented themselves yesterday that would be full-time and full-benefits.Amazing that all these happened at EXACTLY the same time.
9/17/2010 9:32:06 AM
When it rains it pours.. and when in a drought this is a good thing
9/17/2010 9:33:57 AM
WOW! So Burr was asked to speak on public radio about his campaign and so far has declined. I wonder why? Never turn down free publicity.Just listened to Elaine Marshall. I do believe I will be voting for her.
9/17/2010 10:01:33 AM
someone bring me breuggers- I demand it!
9/17/2010 10:03:52 AM
^^^^ same thing happened to me last year
9/17/2010 10:10:35 AM
headache...boooooobabysitting...yaaaaaaaayyyyyweekeend...woooooooooooooooo
9/17/2010 10:21:04 AM
Why do my calves hurt?
9/17/2010 10:43:31 AM
good night sweet princeRIP TC / my almost 20 year old cat
9/17/2010 10:49:25 AM
a lot of pets have been passing lately
9/17/2010 10:58:43 AM
i want to tailgate at least one football game this year
9/17/2010 11:00:10 AM
9/17/2010 11:00:13 AM
It's finally Friday!!!!!!!!!!
9/17/2010 11:06:18 AM
yay Evan is back.Where has that boy been??
9/17/2010 11:10:23 AM
no one ever says yay bighitsunday is back
9/17/2010 11:10:50 AM
^^Word on the street says he's been hanging out with shmorri2 a whole lot.
9/17/2010 11:14:03 AM
I fucked up last nightmaybe I'll get a second chancemaybe noteither way, it ultimately doesn't matter.
9/17/2010 11:15:36 AM
That doesn't sound good.
9/17/2010 11:17:34 AM
Fly fishing is fuckin FUNi encourage anyone to try it, its really not hard to get out there and fish with solid basicsa 1 lb bass on the line is a totally different experience
9/17/2010 11:19:45 AM
yeah but we don't have history in the Bada bathroom
9/17/2010 11:21:07 AM
It's not TERRIBLE, per se short version: had a date last night, that was supposed to be filled iwth wonderfully kinky activitiesI made him watch O Brother, Where Art Thou - and he was fine with this. We'd discussed it ahead of time; he loved it, as I figured he would.The problem is that I've been REALLY short on sleep lately, and working multiple 12hr days. I CRASHED so hard during the movie. Like, fell over and couldn't open my eyes crashed. I managed to technically stay awake, and mostly upright, for the movie, but afterwards...oh man. I remember him saying "you can have my bed...oh, but you look quite happy right there". I woke up @ 430 and he'd covered me iwth a blanket and put another one on the coffee table So no ass-fucking, figging, or teasing happened
9/17/2010 11:21:24 AM
OMGOMGOMGOMG
9/17/2010 11:36:41 AM
^^^BAZINGA^^That sucks. I guess you really needed the sleep. I'm sure you'll have another chance though. [Edited on September 17, 2010 at 11:37 AM. Reason : .]
9/17/2010 11:37:07 AM
alright homework... let's do this(so I can play all weekend)
9/17/2010 11:37:22 AM
this is pretty much AWESOMEhttp://popwatch.ew.com/2010/09/17/giant-athf-meat-wad-hot-air-balloon-finally-hits-stores-today/?ref=nf
9/17/2010 11:45:15 AM
meatwad
9/17/2010 11:46:54 AM
ROTFL!!
9/17/2010 11:46:59 AM
I feel terrible for not asking how my grandfather isbut it's not relevant any more. I have said all the goodbyes I can; beyond this, I care mostly about how it impacts my travel plans. And work. I'm not going to get hung up on a shell of of body in a nursing home, nor do I care to remember him like that. This is what I choose to remember:
9/17/2010 11:51:44 AM
is the fucking lou holtz?[/asshole]
9/17/2010 11:53:01 AM