UGHHHHHHHHHHH It's Friday, but I'm not that excited about it. Holler at me around 5 and I'll be all hehe

OH!!

GOOD MORNTING

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 9:10 AM. Reason : ahhhhh]

7/25/2008 9:09:57 AM

I got 99 problems, and being awake is one...

7/25/2008 9:10:50 AM

Quote :

"Clocking in. sorry I'm late boss, i couldn't get the bitch to leave."

Funny story, a girl came home with me one night and I had work the next morning. Thing is, I carpool in to work everyday and it wasn't my turn to drive, so I sure as hell wasn't getting in my car. She lived on the way to work, so I made her ride in my carpool with me with two of my coworkers (this was after a night at the bar).

7/25/2008 9:15:37 AM

i literally dont know how i woke up this morning...i know the third time it was cause i was having a dream that a fucking cats claw was in my eyeball

7/25/2008 9:16:41 AM

oh wow....just wow lol

The ride of shame

7/25/2008 9:17:05 AM

Quote :

"Funny story, a girl came home with me one night and I had work the next morning. Thing is, I carpool in to work everyday and it wasn't my turn to drive, so I sure as hell wasn't getting in my car. She lived on the way to work, so I made her ride in my carpool with me with two of my coworkers (this was after a night at the bar). "

This is why whenever i pick up a chick at the bar, I always try to go to her place. That way when the deed is done, I can use the old "i gotta go let my dog out" excuse.

7/25/2008 9:20:08 AM

^ yea that applies more to a Friday or Saturday night for me. Doesn't matter so much if you have to wake up and leave early anyway

7/25/2008 9:21:46 AM

That's smart!!!

I like to go back to my place, but I just kick them outta the bed when I want. haha

7/25/2008 9:21:59 AM

^ cd is fiya so far

7/25/2008 9:22:36 AM

Quote :

"This is why whenever i pick up a chick at the bar, I always try to go to her place. That way when the deed is done, I can use the old "i gotta go let my dog out" excuse."

lol, "this is why i dont pick up women at the bar"?

7/25/2008 9:23:16 AM

i have a feeling that cstrom and i would have a kick ass time if we ever went bar hopping together

^ are you saying that I don't pick up women, or that you don't?

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 9:24 AM. Reason : a]

7/25/2008 9:23:26 AM

put me in the mix and it'll be the jump off

OH MAN I'M SO STOKED!!! I bet it will be one of those CDs I play to get hyphie before I go out or play ball!!!

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 9:24 AM. Reason : wooo]

7/25/2008 9:23:55 AM

^^what i quoted i find disgusting...so obviously i'm talking about myself

7/25/2008 9:24:51 AM

yeah, but you don't pick up women period, so the point is rather moot

7/25/2008 9:25:57 AM

thats because i dont really try...so your point is kinda moot


i'll tell you i'd rather not pick up any women that degrade myself by picking up a bar slut

7/25/2008 9:26:40 AM

wooo wooo woooo high horse alert woooo woooo woooooooooooooooo

7/25/2008 9:27:39 AM

I'll pick up a bar slut if she's hot and can hold a conversation, no shame here

7/25/2008 9:28:28 AM

i never see any bar sluts like that the few times i go out


but i probably go to shitty bars

7/25/2008 9:29:01 AM

I'll pick up a bar slut if she's hot and can hold a conversation, no shame here

7/25/2008 9:29:19 AM

i never see any bar sluts like that the few times i go out


but i probably go to shitty bars

7/25/2008 9:29:54 AM

that reminds me, did you James Bond some pics of those interns yet?

7/25/2008 9:30:23 AM

haha...i still got a pic of number 3....i could post 1 and 2's pic from facebook but i wouldnt dare cause surely someone would probably know her and tell her and at that point the gig would be up

7/25/2008 9:31:09 AM

just pm their name negro

7/25/2008 9:32:17 AM

lol, sorry...i'm not that kinda guy

7/25/2008 9:34:56 AM

Quote :

"I'll pick up a bar slut if she's hot and can hold a conversation recite poetry, no shame here"

A couple edits there

But like Eric said, we all know I could give 2 shits about poetry.

7/25/2008 9:35:28 AM

at least PM the pic of #3


throw us a bone here

7/25/2008 9:35:36 AM

it's "the jig". "the jig is up"

not "gig."

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 9:36 AM. Reason : ^go ahead and PM me too]

7/25/2008 9:35:49 AM

^http://www.cbc.ca/news/indepth/words/gigjig.html

google is your friend

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 9:38 AM. Reason : a]

7/25/2008 9:38:38 AM

i've always heard gig pretty much

7/25/2008 9:39:08 AM

I wanna seeeee her too!

7/25/2008 9:39:21 AM

hold up i'm trying to figure out if i can like edit the pic in paint to make it less obvious etc

7/25/2008 9:40:00 AM

from your link:

Quote :

"When someone says the "gig" is up, they mean that an engagement has played its course. When someone says the "jig" is up, it indicates that a scoundrel has been found out, and the forces of law and order are on their way."

i'm pretty sure the latter is correct in this case

7/25/2008 9:43:28 AM

nah when i read his link i was like ok i def meant gig

7/25/2008 9:44:03 AM

the jig is up, the news is out
they finally found me
the renegade who had it made
retrieved for a bounty

7/25/2008 9:44:37 AM

Ummmm

7/25/2008 9:45:00 AM

1) "gig is up" would be like the end of your internship

2) "jig is up" means that your secret plans were found out

this is #2

7/25/2008 9:45:37 AM

dude i definitely mean engagement running its course here...stop trying to act like you are correct

7/25/2008 9:46:22 AM

7/25/2008 9:46:50 AM

lol i asked her how tall she was...she said she looks taller cause she always wears heels

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 9:47 AM. Reason : 5'7"]

7/25/2008 9:47:40 AM

i was more referring to the neck

7/25/2008 9:48:14 AM

yeah...she could use a ham sammich or 3...she needs more meat on her bones...shes like religious/conservative as fuck which usually makes me more attracted to the person for some reason...i think cause its the opposite of me

7/25/2008 9:49:13 AM

We ain't got no loose necks in MY family

7/25/2008 9:49:22 AM

^^ it definitely makes for good conversation. the chick I am semi-dating now is pretty liberal, but she has some interesting views on a lot of things.

7/25/2008 9:51:43 AM

lol i always like talking to women about abortion

and the double standards that women get away with

7/25/2008 9:52:35 AM

speaking of giraffes, this is something you don't see everyday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HCIGFdBt8

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 9:54 AM. Reason : someone needs to teach me how to embed]

7/25/2008 9:53:20 AM

fuck, my office blocks youtube. what a bunch of retards

7/25/2008 9:53:51 AM

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 9:57 AM. Reason : this is going on my facebook]

7/25/2008 9:55:45 AM

I bet they have a killer headache when it's all said and done.

7/25/2008 10:03:15 AM

off to texas this morning!!

7/28/2008 4:33:55 AM

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

7/28/2008 4:37:30 AM