I thought it couldn't get worse. I stand corrected.

11/5/2011 1:08:53 AM

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"It's ok to be hairy, you gotta maintain that shit though man."

I have to do an annual 12-lead at my fire dept as part of the physical exam. I just finished it a few weeks back. To get the leads to make contact, they manscape - but I look like a man-o-lantern.

I used to trim in college, shit gets itchy in a hurry. I decided rather be a hairy mess than walk around feeling like I've got fleas. Maintaining the right level is hard. Also, I've been this hairy since I was 16.

11/5/2011 1:13:52 AM

Quote :

""

You're a fuckin rockstar my epically-chest-haired brother don't let these strumpets talk shit about your manhood

11/5/2011 1:14:40 AM

Quote :

"You're a fuckin rockstar my epically-chest-haired brother don't let these strumpets talk shit about your manhood"

Thanks, Dave! Loved your halloween costume, btw.

11/5/2011 1:16:26 AM

[Edited on November 5, 2011 at 1:19 AM. Reason : :]

11/5/2011 1:18:00 AM

oh man hahaha, some of the hairs are SO long hahah

11/5/2011 1:32:17 AM

You can't touch this.

11/5/2011 1:32:44 AM

Quote :

" You can't touch this."

Maybe one day... after I hit puberty.

11/5/2011 1:37:31 AM

PICBOMB!!!! (press "stop" on your cell browser now if it's still loading)

Solicited the gf to snap some pics of us at our Halloween show at V11

11/5/2011 2:24:15 AM

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omfg!!!! the horror!!!

[Edited on November 5, 2011 at 2:26 AM. Reason : .]

11/5/2011 2:25:54 AM

there we go



[Edited on November 5, 2011 at 2:35 AM. Reason : that last pic: "i'm poopin...I'M POOPIN"]

11/5/2011 2:27:30 AM

dave, your hair is beautiful.

11/5/2011 11:21:33 AM

lol gosabres is a sport



[Edited on November 5, 2011 at 11:30 AM. Reason : no need to photoshop fatbarfs onto my glorious man chest though ]

11/5/2011 11:29:14 AM

Manscaping is reserved for your balls and your back.

Shaving your chest is for serious faggots.

11/5/2011 11:41:33 AM

shaving and trimming are not the same thing. when you have curly locks on your chest......

11/5/2011 12:26:00 PM

My brother shaves his chest and he is definitely not a faggot.

11/5/2011 12:31:38 PM

He definitely might be.

11/5/2011 12:38:16 PM

let's see that 190% Pikey+New girlfriend pic.

11/5/2011 12:44:01 PM

Are you obsessed with her or something? You are the only one who continually brings her up completely out of context.

11/5/2011 1:01:59 PM

Han Solo is the only fictional character I obsess over.


So, no.

11/5/2011 1:03:09 PM

i lol'd

11/5/2011 1:03:40 PM

I thought I was the palest person on earth... all I see are some sunglasses magically floating over some blue shorts someone left on a towel

11/5/2011 1:28:16 PM

^ I thought the same thing, but I dare not challenge qfred.

If not for his chest hair, you'd think he was buried up to his neck in the sand.

11/5/2011 1:35:02 PM

well, the photo is a tad overexposed and i do have the beautiful caribbean sun shining down on me

but yes, i will generally beat anybody in a pale-off

[Edited on November 5, 2011 at 1:44 PM. Reason : and Dove says i'm beautiful so pale haters to the left]

11/5/2011 1:42:41 PM

Quote :

"dave, your hair is beautiful"

thanks mega

11/5/2011 2:24:17 PM

Quote :

" Shaving your chest is for serious faggots."

I shave my whole body and I'm not a faggot.


Some people just hate^10th power body hair.

11/5/2011 2:30:28 PM

fuck these women rock your hamburger meat

tell them to lose weight

tho i gotta say, that one dude has something close to a chest mullet, business on the pecs part on the diaphragm

[Edited on November 5, 2011 at 2:37 PM. Reason : z]

11/5/2011 2:35:44 PM

In 2009, I posted in this thread. Time to update:



With my brother at Highlands Brewing last weekend.

11/5/2011 2:56:29 PM

SwedishTebow?

11/5/2011 4:16:36 PM

oh look alee is back!

i think the last time you posted was the billboard picture you got for the wedding!

11/5/2011 4:19:12 PM

It has been forever! PhDs are time consuming. Go figure.

11/6/2011 12:31:11 AM

The Rockettes are here!

11/8/2011 11:41:16 AM

We got us a 'nader!

11/8/2011 12:13:53 PM

white people

cool pic though...serial

11/8/2011 12:14:41 PM

[Edited on November 8, 2011 at 12:18 PM. Reason : haha nm]

11/8/2011 12:17:36 PM

Guy in the red appears to be a few excedrin tablets short of a full medicine cabinet

11/8/2011 12:23:47 PM

Haha, that hyped up guy is me. 3 days with little sleep and amped up on adrenaline chasing my first tornado for my TV station. It's not the best picture of me...

11/8/2011 12:39:38 PM

haha no offense, you kinda got this thing going on

11/8/2011 12:47:43 PM

You've got to be a little insane to chase these things. Too bad I look like I'm literally insane!

11/8/2011 12:52:47 PM

See in that pic it looks like guts are only an inch behind the boobs

11/8/2011 12:53:18 PM

Quote :

"take it outside ladies"

11/8/2011 12:56:37 PM

Nice pic Stormbone865 I damn sure wish I was out there doing that. I'm more in the camp of Reed and those guys my ass would want to be much closer than that if not in the damn thing haha. Yes I may be crazy.

11/8/2011 2:52:13 PM

Give it a shot. Let us know how it turns out.

11/8/2011 3:01:39 PM

If I had a tank like those guys have then no problem. I may be crazy but not stupid haha. I have been within 100 yds of several small tornados though but nothing like some of the monsters we saw this year. I was pretty upset I was not in Raleigh for that one I had to watch on TV from the beach.

11/8/2011 3:06:10 PM

got me some bangs, holla @ my winter haircut

[Edited on November 8, 2011 at 3:08 PM. Reason : fuck, sorry about the huge pic!]

11/8/2011 3:07:45 PM

^Cute!

11/8/2011 3:09:08 PM

not tryna diss but you kinda look like heatherdeepthroat in that pic

THATS NOT A BAD THING OKAY, you still dont have her massive schnozz

[Edited on November 8, 2011 at 3:11 PM. Reason : d]

11/8/2011 3:11:08 PM

I don't know, without a cock in her mouth it's kinda hard to make the comparison.

11/8/2011 3:12:18 PM

Now which face is mine

(This is for LunaHoochie to have fun with)

11/10/2011 4:32:17 PM

look at that jackass behind DB

11/10/2011 4:46:50 PM