...just cracked open my first beer.

7/7/2009 6:48:14 PM

i too have recently cracked my first beer

7/7/2009 6:48:42 PM

found my 4th grade bf on fb yesterday, and my bff from middle/early high school today (whom i thought had disappeared completely...she went MIA after graduation, sadly)

7/7/2009 6:55:02 PM

I'm gonna have to buy shoes on the trip.

7/7/2009 7:00:38 PM

i really love That 70s Show

7/7/2009 7:35:54 PM

i don't find aliens as interesting as i once did

7/7/2009 8:50:00 PM

This shit is like complicated but not. I should have gone to that meeting tonight and just asked for help but no I decided to figure it out on my own while annoying tdub.

7/7/2009 9:15:51 PM

well pewp

7/7/2009 9:28:38 PM

i am hot.

and i don't know what to do tonight.

7/7/2009 9:29:25 PM

YAUR



there's no chance in hell i finish before the end of the month.

7/7/2009 9:31:15 PM

also the tv has been on cnn all day. i've left, come back, etc, and it is still MJ shit. and i still can't change it.

even now

as larry king interviews john mayer. i think i'm going to have to get up.

7/7/2009 9:33:01 PM

matt stairs is my role model

7/7/2009 9:35:15 PM

need a new job. like now.

7/7/2009 9:40:35 PM

today was not a good day. maybe i should just force myself to goto sleep now

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 9:42 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2009 9:41:37 PM

my feet are cold but my blanket is across the way

7/7/2009 9:43:13 PM

^^


and i've just found out that i've been singing the wrong words to that song for about 12 years now

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 9:44 PM. Reason : dfg]

7/7/2009 9:43:55 PM

i am certifiably, undeniably, a fucking asshole

7/7/2009 9:47:18 PM

i bet i know bigger

7/7/2009 9:47:47 PM

^^^well thank u

atleast now i can go to sleep on a positive note, right?


tomorrow can not come fast enough....

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 9:48 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2009 9:48:10 PM

exactly...

i started to comment on your facebook status earlier but i thought it might be a little random

7/7/2009 9:48:51 PM

hahaha, it would have been ok. i randomly comment on facebook statuses all the time.. its fun!


thank you though, sometimes something so simple can actually help!

7/7/2009 9:49:40 PM

well then cheer up buttercup

7/7/2009 9:50:28 PM

tomorrow will be fine! THANK YOU!


and goodnight!

7/7/2009 9:55:21 PM

Hey cool, nothing caught on fire yet! I guess these parts may be good after all.

Here's to hoping they keep on working. Now for the drivers...

7/7/2009 9:59:23 PM

Shoo, feelings of inadequacy, begone.

7/7/2009 10:04:44 PM

west shot the moon!


well fuck you west

7/7/2009 10:17:08 PM

ok...paris' speech totally had me

7/7/2009 10:17:14 PM

bed time

7/7/2009 10:18:56 PM

Hope that didn't cause problems.

7/7/2009 10:22:12 PM

No problems, but it hurt a little.

7/7/2009 10:30:32 PM

It's a grain of salt my dear.

7/7/2009 10:34:37 PM

I hate when I misspell things and can't do a take back.

7/7/2009 10:43:20 PM

oh i kissed a boy tonight. <3 kissing.

7/7/2009 11:11:52 PM

I thought you had a boyfriend goldengrill

did something happen there?

7/7/2009 11:13:24 PM

my sleep

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 11:28 PM. Reason : sucks]

7/7/2009 11:13:34 PM

Muscle spasms/nerve pain in my R ass cheek/lower back owwwwww!

Getting older sucks

7/7/2009 11:25:31 PM

So when John Connor in Terminator 2 orders the terminator not to terminate himself, how does he then have the power to terminate himself even though John says not to? I kind of made a redundant tongue twister. Did the terminator evolve at that point to then understand the value of human life?

7/7/2009 11:48:56 PM

need to destroy microchip and preserve future > need to not self terminate

7/7/2009 11:50:03 PM

I don't care what anyone says, Terminator 2 is such a kick ass movie. When I was little I was so afraid that human life was going to come to an end in 1997. True Story.

7/7/2009 11:53:48 PM

i agree with punchmonk...t2 is the pinnacle of the series...

7/7/2009 11:55:40 PM

Midnight foooooood run.

7/8/2009 12:01:09 AM

why do women in movies that are in some kind of hostage situation in the jungle always have perfectly shaved legs after a duration of days? I always wonder this about the show the Tudors. Those women during that time period were prob as hairy as men. I don't want to see it personally, but I just long for accuracy.

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 12:09 AM. Reason : where is Fermat when I wonder such things?]

7/8/2009 12:08:47 AM

^you long for the wrong things...nobody wants to see that shit

7/8/2009 12:09:53 AM

moving and leaving behind friends is the hardest thing to do.

7/8/2009 12:10:17 AM

June bugs are really goddamn loud when they fly around inside my lamps.

WAPWAPWAP...

WAPWAPWAPWPAWAPWAP...


WAP...

Just fucking cook yourself and die already or figure out that the lightbulb is NOT the sun. I'm gonna get a drink and go read a book about people whining about credit for who discovered insulin.

7/8/2009 12:28:40 AM

got my Ipod touch replaced today

7/8/2009 12:30:22 AM

dammit here I am all ready to fap with a nice redtube video open with lots of moaning & screaming

and then the light goes on in the kitchen and apparently my roommate is fixing himself a snack

7/8/2009 12:46:41 AM

oh good, he's gone now

7/8/2009 12:49:39 AM

don't ya just hate it when they happen to knock on the door to ask you a question mid fap...gah

im like
uhhhh give me a second..kthanks

7/8/2009 12:49:52 AM

7/8/2009 12:51:12 AM