This guy is on to something

[Edited on September 28, 2010 at 10:14 PM. Reason : 1729]

9/28/2010 10:14:15 PM

It seems to have dissipated. But if my house burns down I'm blaming Sean.

9/28/2010 10:22:21 PM

if i go to bed now will i wake up early to do chores or no? if no, i'll be pulling an all nighter tomorrow to clean before mom comes. But i'm super tired right now...fuck

9/28/2010 10:34:41 PM

ohhhhhhh

9/28/2010 10:52:37 PM

bedtime
Have to attend an unemployment hearing in the morning, this should be fun and a piece of cake.

9/28/2010 11:02:01 PM

TechCrunch sold itself to AOL?

L-O-L

9/28/2010 11:04:41 PM

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oh...it's nasty time!

9/28/2010 11:06:04 PM

just gotta wait for those two shirts to dry

magazines and snacks go in purse; I need to empty my water bottle before I get to the airport. Thirst and bladder management

getting through the airports is going to be SOOOOO much easier tomorrow...oh man.

9/28/2010 11:11:21 PM

I THROW MY HOMEWORK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYYYYOOO,? I'LL TAKE A ZEROOOO!!!

9/28/2010 11:16:33 PM

there is NO "god" as we know it.

9/28/2010 11:31:48 PM

my head hurts

9/28/2010 11:48:03 PM

i suppose i'll try to sleep now...

only so sam can wake me up again in 3 hours

9/29/2010 12:45:44 AM

this is what I found on my aim just now:


ME (8:01:29 PM):what do I want for dinner? OTHERPERSON returned at 11:15:09 PM OTHERPERSON (11:15:11 PM):You should eat your words for dinner Wednesday, September 29, 2010 OTHERPERSON (12:00:21 AM):they're tasty OTHERPERSON (12:05:32 AM):ic you're not answering your ims OTHERPERSON (12:05:38 AM):this would be a great time to totally spam you OTHERPERSON (12:05:41 AM):with what, i'm not sure OTHERPERSON (12:05:46 AM):but i'll ponder that for a moment OTHERPERSON (12:05:53 AM):hmmm..... OTHERPERSON (12:05:59 AM):still no ideas... OTHERPERSON (12:06:04 AM):maybe i could sing you a song OTHERPERSON (12:06:19 AM):or recite the preamble to the constitution of the united states OTHERPERSON (12:06:22 AM):one word at a time OTHERPERSON (12:06:30 AM):let's see how well i can do from memory OTHERPERSON (12:06:32 AM):we OTHERPERSON (12:06:33 AM):the OTHERPERSON (12:06:34 AM):people OTHERPERSON (12:06:35 AM):in OTHERPERSON (12:06:37 AM):order OTHERPERSON (12:06:38 AM):to OTHERPERSON (12:06:38 AM):form OTHERPERSON (12:06:39 AM):a OTHERPERSON (12:06:40 AM):more OTHERPERSON (12:06:42 AM):perfect OTHERPERSON (12:06:43 AM):union OTHERPERSON (12:06:46 AM):establish OTHERPERSON (12:06:48 AM):justice OTHERPERSON (12:06:49 AM):ensure OTHERPERSON (12:06:51 AM):domestic OTHERPERSON (12:06:53 AM):tranquility OTHERPERSON (12:06:55 AM):provide OTHERPERSON (12:06:55 AM):for OTHERPERSON (12:06:56 AM):the OTHERPERSON (12:06:58 AM):common OTHERPERSON (12:06:59 AM):defense OTHERPERSON (12:07:01 AM):promote OTHERPERSON (12:07:02 AM):the OTHERPERSON (12:07:04 AM):general OTHERPERSON (12:07:05 AM):welfare OTHERPERSON (12:07:13 AM):and OTHERPERSON (12:07:14 AM):secure OTHERPERSON (12:07:15 AM):the OTHERPERSON (12:07:17 AM):blessings OTHERPERSON (12:07:18 AM):of OTHERPERSON (12:07:20 AM):liberty OTHERPERSON (12:07:21 AM):for OTHERPERSON (12:07:23 AM):ourselves OTHERPERSON (12:07:25 AM):and OTHERPERSON (12:07:25 AM):our OTHERPERSON (12:07:28 AM):posterity OTHERPERSON (12:07:30 AM):do OTHERPERSON (12:07:31 AM):ordain OTHERPERSON (12:07:32 AM):and OTHERPERSON (12:07:34 AM):establish OTHERPERSON (12:07:36 AM):this OTHERPERSON (12:07:39 AM):constitution OTHERPERSON (12:07:40 AM):of OTHERPERSON (12:07:41 AM):the OTHERPERSON (12:07:42 AM):united OTHERPERSON (12:07:45 AM):states OTHERPERSON (12:07:46 AM):of OTHERPERSON (12:07:47 AM):america OTHERPERSON (12:07:54 AM):i'm not sure if i got that all right OTHERPERSON (12:08:01 AM):but it's what i remember from the schoolhouse rock song OTHERPERSON (12:08:06 AM):do you like schoolhouse rock? OTHERPERSON (12:08:11 AM):cause i like schoolhouse rock OTHERPERSON (12:08:21 AM):the "i'm just a bill" one is good OTHERPERSON (12:08:26 AM):as is "conjunction junction" OTHERPERSON (12:08:35 AM):you know they have those out on dvd? OTHERPERSON (12:08:46 AM):if i were indepently wealthy i might buy them OTHERPERSON (12:08:49 AM):but until then OTHERPERSON (12:08:58 AM):i'll just watch them on youtube when i get the urge OTHERPERSON (12:09:07 AM):that's assuming that they can be found on youtube OTHERPERSON (12:09:11 AM):but just about everything can be OTHERPERSON (12:09:16 AM):so i don't forsee a problem OTHERPERSON (12:09:25 AM):with locating the schoolhouse rock videos on youtube OTHERPERSON (12:09:35 AM):you know OTHERPERSON (12:09:39 AM):this is a great conversation OTHERPERSON (12:09:46 AM):probably the best we've ever had OTHERPERSON (12:09:50 AM):which is most likely because OTHERPERSON (12:09:53 AM):you're not answering OTHERPERSON (12:10:01 AM):and it's just a conversation between myself and i OTHERPERSON (12:10:03 AM):lolz OTHERPERSON (12:10:08 AM):you get burned when you're not even online OTHERPERSON (12:10:11 AM):that's pretty funny OTHERPERSON (12:10:15 AM):you know what else is funny? OTHERPERSON (12:10:19 AM):yeah...wait for it... OTHERPERSON (12:10:21 AM):YOUR FACE! OTHERPERSON (12:10:27 AM):oh snap there I go again OTHERPERSON (12:10:30 AM):with the pwnage OTHERPERSON (12:10:40 AM)pronounced poon-age, if you ask me) OTHERPERSON (12:11:04 AM):doesn't IM have flood control? OTHERPERSON (12:11:09 AM):cause i'm surprised i haven't hit it by now OTHERPERSON (12:11:19 AM):oh welll, i guess that gives me something to aspire to OTHERPERSON (12:11:34 AM):and some great stuff for you to read when you get back to your computer OTHERPERSON (12:11:37 AM):cause this is some great stuff OTHERPERSON (12:11:43 AM):whether you like it or not OTHERPERSON (12:11:46 AM):i mean OTHERPERSON (12:11:48 AM):like to admit it OTHERPERSON (12:11:49 AM):or not OTHERPERSON (12:11:56 AM):i'm a conversational genius OTHERPERSON (12:12:00 AM):they should do a study about me OTHERPERSON (12:12:04 AM):and my great conversations OTHERPERSON (12:12:12 AM):i'm so great that i don't even need the other person to answer OTHERPERSON (12:12:23 AM):i bet you can't do that OTHERPERSON (12:12:28 AM):i bet you would have stopped typing by now OTHERPERSON (12:12:39 AM):but i just want to warn you OTHERPERSON (12:12:44 AM):that you should come back to your computer now OTHERPERSON (12:12:52 AM):because i'm not gonna be online tomorrow nigiht OTHERPERSON (12:12:59 AM):so you're gonna miss out on this great conversation OTHERPERSON (12:13:06 AM):or monologue OTHERPERSON (12:13:10 AM):whatever you want to call it OTHERPERSON (12:13:16 AM):i'm actuallly kinda thirsty right now OTHERPERSON (12:13:24 AM):probably because of all the talking i've been doing

9/29/2010 12:48:37 AM

OTHERPERSON (12:13:33 AM):so i'm gonna go get a drink if you don't mind OTHERPERSON (12:13:34 AM):brb OTHERPERSON (12:13:36 AM):it won't be long OTHERPERSON (12:13:38 AM):i promise OTHERPERSON (12:14:42 AM):ok i'm back OTHERPERSON (12:14:47 AM):i know you were on the edge of your seat OTHERPERSON (12:14:51 AM):waiting for my quick return OTHERPERSON (12:14:53 AM):well here i am OTHERPERSON (12:15:01 AM):i'm drinking cranberry splash sierra mist OTHERPERSON (12:15:04 AM):it's pretty good OTHERPERSON (12:15:11 AM):it's my favorite kind of sierra mist OTHERPERSON (12:15:16 AM):cause the regular kind is only so so OTHERPERSON (12:15:20 AM):kinda meh OTHERPERSON (12:15:23 AM):like your mom's vag OTHERPERSON (12:15:24 AM):yeah OTHERPERSON (12:15:26 AM):i went there OTHERPERSON (12:15:32 AM):but you wouldn't expect anything less from me OTHERPERSON (12:15:47 AM):i wonder how many IMs i have sent you OTHERPERSON (12:15:54 AM):i hope your sound is on on your computer OTHERPERSON (12:16:00 AM):and it makes an annoying sound every time i do OTHERPERSON (12:16:06 AM):so anyone within earshot is annoyed OTHERPERSON (12:16:11 AM):like your dog OTHERPERSON (12:16:16 AM):she'd probably bite me if she ever met me OTHERPERSON (12:16:21 AM):just because of tonight OTHERPERSON (12:16:30 AM):unless you don't tell her it was me that was making the annoying noise OTHERPERSON (12:16:46 AM):then she might give me a kiss OTHERPERSON (12:16:52 AM):i doubt it though OTHERPERSON (12:16:59 AM):cause you said she'd have to know me first OTHERPERSON (12:17:02 AM):and she doesnt know me OTHERPERSON (12:17:17 AM):and i don't know the first thing about her OTHERPERSON (12:17:21 AM):i mean, i don't know her goals OTHERPERSON (12:17:23 AM):or aspirations OTHERPERSON (12:17:26 AM):what her favorite color is OTHERPERSON (12:17:29 AM):what she dreams about at night OTHERPERSON (12:17:35 AM):what spot on her body she likes to have rubbed OTHERPERSON (12:17:44 AM):what her favorite kind of dog treat is OTHERPERSON (12:18:00 AM):so in summation OTHERPERSON (12:18:04 AM):i don't really know her at all OTHERPERSON (12:18:15 AM):anyway, back to the cranberry splash sierra mist OTHERPERSON (12:18:18 AM):i bet you'd like it OTHERPERSON (12:18:22 AM):cause it's kinda fruity OTHERPERSON (12:18:26 AM):and you liked that peach faygo OTHERPERSON (12:18:31 AM):which sounds kinda fruity OTHERPERSON (12:18:38 AM):and it means you really like ICP OTHERPERSON (12:18:51 AM):i used to have an ICP poster up in my room when I lived in Raleigh OTHERPERSON (12:18:55 AM):I don't know if you ever saw it OTHERPERSON (12:19:03 AM):but I put it up when I got a bunch of free posters OTHERPERSON (12:19:06 AM):but then a couple weeks later OTHERPERSON (12:19:09 AM):I took it down OTHERPERSON (12:19:13 AM):cause I hate ICP OTHERPERSON (12:19:21 AM):I don't believe I've ever heard any of their music OTHERPERSON (12:19:25 AM):but I just hate them on principal OTHERPERSON (12:19:33 AM):or principle, rather OTHERPERSON (12:19:44 AM):kind of like how you hate Jersey Shore OTHERPERSON (12:19:48 AM):and you haven't ever watched it OTHERPERSON (12:20:03 AM):you just don't want to encourage fake tanned attention whores OTHERPERSON (12:20:15 AM):well I don't want to encourage any kids to become fake ass clowns OTHERPERSON (12:20:18 AM):yeah, i said it OTHERPERSON (12:20:22 AM):and I'd say it again OTHERPERSON (12:20:25 AM):FAKE ASS CLOWNS OTHERPERSON (12:20:52 AM):it's kind of cold in here OTHERPERSON (12:21:00 AM):but not really cold enough to get in bed under my covers OTHERPERSON (12:21:05 AM):maybe cold enough to grab a robe OTHERPERSON (12:21:08 AM):if i felt like it OTHERPERSON (12:21:18 AM):cause my robes are soft and plush and make me feel good OTHERPERSON (12:21:28 AM):but one is not in arms lenght OTHERPERSON (12:21:31 AM):length* OTHERPERSON (12:21:34 AM):so I will go without OTHERPERSON (12:21:40 AM):so how many IMs are we up to now? OTHERPERSON (12:21:45 AM):I could go back and count OTHERPERSON (12:21:47 AM):but that would take awhile OTHERPERSON (12:21:57 AM):and I could just send you more IMs while I was wasting time counting OTHERPERSON (12:22:01 AM):so I'll just send you more messages OTHERPERSON (12:22:03 AM):for you to read OTHERPERSON (12:22:09 AM):when you get back to your computer OTHERPERSON (12:23:00 AM):oh sorry i stopped typing there for a minute OTHERPERSON (12:23:04 AM):i had to check something on facebook OTHERPERSON (12:23:06 AM):but i'm back now OTHERPERSON (12:23:14 AM):with a renewed amount of energy OTHERPERSON (12:23:23 AM):i wonder if the imdb message boards are back up yet OTHERPERSON (12:23:30 AM):i was reading them earlier but then they went down OTHERPERSON (12:23:34 AM)like your mom on prom night) OTHERPERSON (12:23:42 AM):which led to this epic one sided conversation OTHERPERSON (12:23:47 AM):but if they were back up OTHERPERSON (12:23:52 AM):i might stop typing to you OTHERPERSON (12:24:08 AM):but i'm not going to stop typing to you to check if they're up OTHERPERSON (12:24:16 AM):because i want to give you more annoying messages OTHERPERSON (12:24:24 AM):lotssssssssss OTHERPERSON (12:24:27 AM):of annoying messages OTHERPERSON (12:24:46 AM):and many moreeee OTHERPERSON (12:24:59 AM):and just think, this all started when you asked me what you should eat for dinner OTHERPERSON (12:25:01 AM):if you have never asked OTHERPERSON (12:25:10 AM):you probably wouldn't be getting hundreds of messages from me OTHERPERSON (12:25:20 AM):is that jack black on your background there? OTHERPERSON (12:25:23 AM):i always wondered OTHERPERSON (12:25:27 AM):but never cared enough to ask OTHERPERSON (12:25:29 AM):but today OTHERPERSON (12:25:32 AM):i' asked OTHERPERSON (12:25:38 AM):since we're getting everything out in the open OTHERPERSON (12:25:42 AM):like your mom's legs OTHERPERSON (12:25:50 AM):ohhhhhhhh...it's like shooting fish in a barrell OTHERPERSON (12:25:52 AM):barrel* OTHERPERSON (12:25:59 AM):i could make a stinky vag joke from that OTHERPERSON (12:26:05 AM):but i don't feel like thinking up a good one OTHERPERSON (12:26:15 AM):and i feel like maybe i've joked on your mom enough for awhile OTHERPERSON (12:26:22 AM):but then again OTHERPERSON (12:26:24 AM):maybe not OTHERPERSON (12:26:54 AM):so i wonder w hat you're doing right now OTHERPERSON (12:26:58 AM):obviously something OTHERPERSON (12:27:02 AM):that doesnt involve your computer OTHERPERSON (12:27:05 AM):so i hope it's fun OTHERPERSON (12:27:10 AM):and not lame OTHERPERSON (12:27:29 AM):and i hope your eyes roll up towards the ceiling when you see that you have 20,000 missed IMs from some OTHERPERSON chick OTHERPERSON (12:27:34 AM):but that chick is pretty awesome OTHERPERSON (12:27:44 AM):especially when you don't answer her messages OTHERPERSON (12:28:10 AM):i just went back and looked OTHERPERSON (12:28:20 AM):i've been typing to you for approximately 23 minutes OTHERPERSON (12:28:24 AM):that's a long time OTHERPERSON (12:28:30 AM):though i feel that it is not enough OTHERPERSON (12:28:36 AM):if i can send you ten messages per minute OTHERPERSON (12:28:42 AM):then that's only 230 messages OTHERPERSON (12:28:50 AM):which is nowhere near my goal of twenty thousand OTHERPERSON (12:28:59 AM):maybe i should start typing one word per message OTHERPERSON (12:29:08 AM):but that's too tiring for me OTHERPERSON (12:29:17 AM):the enter button would have to be pressed too much OTHERPERSON (12:29:20 AM):and i hate the enter button OTHERPERSON (12:29:31 AM):he and i have a very dark relationship OTHERPERSON (12:29:40 AM):so i'll type a few words per line OTHERPERSON (12:29:47 AM):so i don't have to hit enter quite as much OTHERPERSON (12:29:51 AM):because last time i did that OTHERPERSON (12:29:56 AM):the enter key got me arrested OTHERPERSON (12:29:58 AM):for battery OTHERPERSON (12:30:02 AM):because i hit him so much OTHERPERSON (12:30:07 AM):and that was just a debacle OTHERPERSON (12:30:13 AM):so i'll spare you that OTHERPERSON (12:30:33 AM):so now i'm thinking that i've sufficiently sent you enough messages to where you won't even bother to read them all OTHERPERSON (12:30:42 AM):i guess i could reveal some deep dark secrets about myself OTHERPERSON (12:30:46 AM):and you probably wouldn't read them OTHERPERSON (12:30:53 AM):but i don't want to do that OTHERPERSON (12:30:59 AM):because you have to work for my deep dark secrets OTHERPERSON (12:31:12 AM):i don't just spill them on an IM that anyone could be reading OTHERPERSON (12:31:19 AM):you could totally be reading this right now and laughing OTHERPERSON (12:31:25 AM):right behind your screen OTHERPERSON (12:31:31 AM):laff laff laff OTHERPERSON (12:31:37 AM):like it was a mirror OTHERPERSON (12:31:42 AM):because your face OTHERPERSON (12:31:44 AM):is also funny OTHERPERSON (12:31:50 AM):i wonder if imdb works now OTHERPERSON (12:31:54 AM):i think i'm gonna go check OTHERPERSON (12:31:58 AM):because you're getting kind of boring OTHERPERSON (12:32:02 AM):and uncommunicative OTHERPERSON (12:32:29 AM):darn OTHERPERSON (12:32:30 AM):it doesnt work OTHERPERSON (12:32:33 AM):fucccccccccccccccck OTHERPERSON (12:32:36 AM):i wanted to read it OTHERPERSON (12:32:41 AM):butttttt it's still down OTHERPERSON (12:33:22 AM):oh aim says one of my friends just logged off OTHERPERSON (12:33:24 AM):oh but it wasn't you OTHERPERSON (12:33:29 AM):so i can keep typing at you

9/29/2010 12:49:02 AM

OTHERPERSON (12:33:32 AM):because secretly OTHERPERSON (12:33:34 AM):deep down OTHERPERSON (12:33:35 AM):you like it OTHERPERSON (12:33:48 AM):ok i'm gonna talk to you for two more minutes OTHERPERSON (12:33:53 AM):because i'm getting bored OTHERPERSON (12:34:05 AM):and apparently the most i can talk to myself without getting bored is 30 minutes OTHERPERSON (12:34:15 AM):which is approximately 300 messages OTHERPERSON (12:34:17 AM):for you to read OTHERPERSON (12:34:21 AM):when you get back to your computer OTHERPERSON (12:34:24 AM):if you ever do ME (12:34:33 AM):whoa OTHERPERSON (12:34:40 AM):LOLLLLLLLLLLL

9/29/2010 12:49:26 AM

i tried to read that but i gave up after conjunction junction

[Edited on September 29, 2010 at 1:01 AM. Reason : and i didn't read the preamble at all]

9/29/2010 1:01:26 AM

lawlz

Quote :

"OTHERPERSON (12:09:35 AM):you know OTHERPERSON (12:09:39 AM):this is a great conversation OTHERPERSON (12:09:46 AM):probably the best we've ever had OTHERPERSON (12:09:50 AM):which is most likely because OTHERPERSON (12:09:53 AM):you're not answering OTHERPERSON (12:10:01 AM):and it's just a conversation between myself and i"

[Edited on September 29, 2010 at 1:05 AM. Reason : lawl]

9/29/2010 1:02:31 AM

not such a good night. Rather poor night

9/29/2010 1:13:23 AM

Wow. I really hate my upstairs neighbors.

9/29/2010 1:14:12 AM

Moving sucks

9/29/2010 4:37:57 AM

Only a few more weeks...

9/29/2010 5:33:22 AM

OK, food in belly, fixed blood sugar, time to go lay back down for sixty minutes before leaving for the dmv. I hope this one isn't totally slow in the morning.

9/29/2010 6:41:25 AM

I feel so lonely on TWW in the morning

9/29/2010 6:41:29 AM

I am never drinking again.

9/29/2010 7:23:57 AM

^Don't tell us those lies. You're only fooling you.

9/29/2010 7:26:11 AM

So... I live in Japan now.

9/29/2010 7:29:20 AM

Oh snap! How was your trip? Is Japan everything you thought it would be?


Miss me yet? Cause I miss you.

9/29/2010 7:33:31 AM

it was the 'flight that would never end.' it was like 13 hours plus 2 layovers

9/29/2010 7:35:58 AM

I will rephrase. I am never taking shots for every goal scored in Fifa 11 after playing for damn near a half a day

But was it worth it? Ahhh HELL YEAH

[Edited on September 29, 2010 at 7:36 AM. Reason : FIFASTAR]

9/29/2010 7:36:24 AM

If this girl tries to tell me one more thing we have due or one more specific class time I will flip out.

OMG. I'm competent enough to read my damn email so YES I KNOW WE HAVE CLASS TIL 11. AND I CAN ALSO READ THE SCHEDULE. I am aware we have shit due tomorrow. I wouldn't be in grad school if I wasn't able to handle myself

jalksdfjalksdjfalksdjriejfalksjdfklajsdf

9/29/2010 9:17:01 AM

I'm nervous

9/29/2010 9:19:52 AM

i just realized- they always release a new guitar hero right around my bday... should I get myself the new one? or get myself tickets to jim norton this week? hmmm...

9/29/2010 9:30:53 AM

just bought my tickets for UT - BAMA

9/29/2010 9:44:30 AM

Hopefully you plan on buying plenty of vodka for post game sulking.

9/29/2010 9:47:43 AM

Unnecessary shit talk ITT

9/29/2010 9:49:23 AM

i is tired

le sigh

meetings all day

yawn

9/29/2010 9:51:48 AM

9/29/2010 10:19:13 AM

i can't believe that i shit that much.

9/29/2010 10:21:25 AM

i wonder if i can read 85 pages by noon

9/29/2010 10:25:09 AM

^did pat and the guys get tix?

9/29/2010 10:34:21 AM

i have no idea...

i'm not actually going to the game so that was really of no concern to me

9/29/2010 10:36:21 AM

Waiting at the DMV is pretty great. Five away from my number. Been here for an hour. I wish I had brought a book.

9/29/2010 10:42:28 AM

^ I just went through that misery at the social security office. at least I'm home now ... too bad I have nothing to do here

9/29/2010 10:52:45 AM

i think im still drunk

9/29/2010 11:09:51 AM

Quote :

"If this girl tries to tell me one more thing we have due or one more specific class time I will flip out. OMG. I'm competent enough to read my damn email so YES I KNOW WE HAVE CLASS TIL 11. AND I CAN ALSO READ THE SCHEDULE. I am aware we have shit due tomorrow. I wouldn't be in grad school if I wasn't able to handle myself"

lol Sam you are much nicer than I am. I would have told that girl to stop talking...forever.

9/29/2010 11:14:25 AM

she sounds like a thundercunt

9/29/2010 11:14:59 AM

Wishing I was still in Asheville.

9/29/2010 11:58:50 AM

well i was able to read 60 pages by noon...so only 25 more to go...

but now i must decide on lunch...

i'm hungry even though i had a pack of nabs earlier

9/29/2010 12:01:52 PM

pumped for my soccer game tonight

9/29/2010 12:12:28 PM

i think Bojangles is in my near future

9/29/2010 12:23:15 PM