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10/3/2010 3:40:51 PM

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"^that she prolly doesn't want to go to work so she can have sex"

It's actually so I can clean

my muscles are FAR too sore for sex. Cleaning, too, really, but at least that's severely necessary and provides longer-lasting gratification.

10/3/2010 3:44:21 PM

There's no such thing as too sore for sex.

10/3/2010 3:46:21 PM

ugh. steelers.

little last minute interception thrown when they had a tiny bit of time to come back

KINDA SOUNDS FAMILIAR LIKE SOMETHING I MIGHT HAVE SEEN YESTERDAY

hmmmm

[Edited on October 3, 2010 at 3:59 PM. Reason : .]

10/3/2010 3:59:06 PM

Quote :

"There's no such thing as too sore for sex."

Dude.
When it hurts to BREATHE...I'm claiming 'too sore'.
Never mind my arms and legs, that I actually used that night.
--
I <3 pretzels. Let's see how tasty they are, eaten with raspberries.

10/3/2010 4:03:59 PM

aha, so the Eagles cheered McNabb when he walked on the field today

and within 5 minutes of play, he was being BOOOOOOOed



LAWLS


I hope the Skins stomp the Eagles today.

10/3/2010 4:20:59 PM

3d porn is actually a scary thought for me.

10/3/2010 4:53:50 PM

amazing what a little tidying up and vacuuming can do for the soul

10/3/2010 4:55:12 PM

i vacuum and tidy at least 10 times a week and it hasn't done much to save my soul

10/3/2010 4:56:22 PM

eh, I live with a former frat boy that still lives like a frat boy those two combined really lift the spirits.

like we both had a pile of shoes sitting at the bottom of the steps all week...smh. unacceptable!

[Edited on October 3, 2010 at 5:00 PM. Reason : ]

10/3/2010 4:59:27 PM

everyone in VA is retarded

10/3/2010 5:01:01 PM

I'm HONGRY..... mmmmmmm Fiesta

10/3/2010 5:21:10 PM

i want to smoke BUT I CANT FIND A LIGHTER

10/3/2010 5:21:34 PM

man
I'm a goddamn klutz

It'd be much more funny (to me at least lol) if it didn't hurt so badly

10/3/2010 5:25:42 PM

did you bust your lip on a penis?

10/3/2010 5:30:59 PM

10/3/2010 5:33:08 PM

^^not yet. But I do have a busted lip with a cause that's not too far removed from sexual contexts

[Edited on October 3, 2010 at 5:39 PM. Reason : sdl]

10/3/2010 5:38:52 PM

^^Where is that from.

Also, wtf does smh stand for? I see the context and have still been unable to figure that shit out.

10/3/2010 6:15:11 PM

i don't want to work tomorrow

10/3/2010 6:45:37 PM

hey...vampire bill died on my birthday in the sookie stackhouse series

10/3/2010 6:45:56 PM

a hot tub would be the best thing ever right now

10/3/2010 6:49:08 PM

I love this feeling of not being dirt-ass poor

and...I do think a hot tub spell will be nice. Wonder if they ever got theirs working...hmmmmm

10/3/2010 6:53:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbjswPQot60

10/3/2010 6:59:23 PM

holy shit I have a date tonight.

10/3/2010 7:05:43 PM

10/3/2010 7:08:28 PM

^^^At first I was like :-/

but then,



That shit is hilarious and badass

10/3/2010 7:10:29 PM

Happy German Reunification Day!

10/3/2010 7:11:48 PM

^^^nice

10/3/2010 7:12:49 PM

I really want to go to the Dieselboy show tonight, but it's not worth fucking $25.

10/3/2010 7:27:12 PM

MOVIE NIGHT!

10/3/2010 7:32:49 PM

I am watching a movie....right now

10/3/2010 7:47:59 PM

i should have made every night this weekend a movie night instead of drinking $230 bucks away

10/3/2010 7:49:53 PM

what is going on?

10/3/2010 7:52:07 PM

10/3/2010 7:58:28 PM

^^^JESUS

Quote :

"The only realities we know are the ones our brain manufactures. Our brain receives millions of signals every minute, and we organize them into holograms which we project outside ourselves and call reality."

10/3/2010 8:05:10 PM

goodness i spent like $30 on drinking this weekend and felt like it was way too much!

10/3/2010 8:08:01 PM

^ I would be more than happy to loan you some $$ to see you through these tough times....


but you've got to do something for me in return ಠ_ಠ

10/3/2010 8:09:37 PM

haha. i don't need money, so don't hold your breath. i was thinking that drinking $30 worth of alcohol made me feel like an alcoholic.

$200+ that is just cray cray.

10/3/2010 8:29:18 PM

Youtube is so fucking slow for me right now

10/3/2010 8:30:16 PM

im too old to be spending so much of my life f5ing the dregs of the internet.

10/3/2010 8:33:47 PM

It feels really late.

10/3/2010 8:36:26 PM

having HBO rules

10/3/2010 8:57:15 PM

I wish I bruised easier.

10/3/2010 8:58:38 PM

wat

10/3/2010 9:00:04 PM

^^i dont know why anybody would want that

10/3/2010 9:10:04 PM

why not?
for kinky shit: ownership/gratification/lasting reminders
for non-kinky activities: so there's an outside sign of what went on

10/3/2010 9:12:23 PM

dear tww,

you bore me tonight.

love,
khcadwal

10/3/2010 9:22:46 PM

agreed

10/3/2010 9:23:54 PM

the family guy actually made me chuckle tonight, good job Rush

10/3/2010 9:30:21 PM

Conference calls with friends are fun

10/3/2010 9:30:49 PM