I fucking love shawna.

10/9/2010 11:29:34 PM

We all know that one tongue is good, but with the help of the Sqweel, you'll soon learn that ten tongues are even better. Each soft, velvety, sensuous pink tongue on the rotating wheel simulates oral sex perfectly by flicking gently across your clit. Luckily, the Sqweel won't give you any excuses — no tired jaw, no early meeting the next morning — so it'll keep going as long as you need. Consider inviting the Sqweel into your couple’s routine: use it during oral sex to vary the sensations with a real tongue, or hold it against your clit during penetration to relish the feeling of oral sex while fucking. Or experiment with the Sqweel's tongues lapping against your nipples, anus, perineum, balls, or the head of your penis...use your imagination, and the Sqweel will follow.

10/9/2010 11:31:18 PM

lol I know what thread you read recently

10/9/2010 11:33:23 PM

10/9/2010 11:33:52 PM

hmm
I am starting to want food
but I don't think I'm hungry.

10/9/2010 11:36:54 PM

I don't think EMCE e-loves me anymore


he never flirts with me or posts in my threads and stuff

10/9/2010 11:48:45 PM

Here's hoping this Valium helps me sleep better

10/10/2010 12:44:55 AM

I think my kidneys hurt. ? Maybe...

Whatever I'm going to bed.

10/10/2010 12:49:17 AM

I still e-love ShawnaC123

you're still the woman I want to run off with... and impregnate.

10/10/2010 12:50:00 AM

*sigh*

That was bad. Real bad.




But its been a while since I made a thread

10/10/2010 12:50:49 AM

It's a good thing I am a responsible drinker. I drank just like I said I was going to drink earlier...and then I went through a check point. They asked if I had anything to drink and I didn't lie. So they made me get out and do a sobriety test and made me blow. I did a .00! I'm pretty awesome.

10/10/2010 12:56:27 AM

se7entythree is going to hate my facebook status yet again

10/10/2010 1:00:22 AM

So much for getting laid tonight. Fucker is already snoring loud enough to wake the dead. Fucking chocolate cake shots.

10/10/2010 1:05:24 AM

that was a pain in the butt, but i'm glad i got to see my buddy get married in Vegas online

[Edited on October 10, 2010 at 1:08 AM. Reason : ]

10/10/2010 1:06:53 AM

Quote :

"get the fuck off my clit cause y'all don't know what youre doing"

you haven't met me yet

10/10/2010 3:25:47 AM

I am up earlier than normal for the weekend. I want to make something fun for breakfast. But I just realized I am out of everything that would probably be involved in doing that, including eggs and milk. I could go to the store but now that it's more than 10 seconds away I'd rather wait until I know everything that I need for the week. And I'd have to go back upstairs and probably wake Aaron and I don't want to do that either. I guess I could do something with grits or pancakes :-/

[Edited on October 10, 2010 at 8:42 AM. Reason : well there's a HT closer than I thought so fuck it ]

10/10/2010 8:33:04 AM

last day
next to last day
I am going to be taking SO MANY baths once I move
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zaytoun is fucking up
three-day weekends are going to be so DIFFERENT out here. And I can finally foresee Z being willing to be up @ 4am some days. Like, that + arches = arrive by noon. HOLY FUCK THATS AWESOME.
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I need to get dressed and head into work. Next to last day, PERIOD.

[Edited on October 10, 2010 at 9:42 AM. Reason : never mind friday afternoons ]

10/10/2010 9:35:42 AM

I become irrationally irritated every time I see a baby with a pacifier in its mouth.

10/10/2010 10:17:45 AM

Wow. I have never heard Tom growl, but give him a milk cap ring and watch out.

10/10/2010 10:23:08 AM

Tryna figure out how to write a lab report about a topic I know nothing about.

10/10/2010 11:07:18 AM

This mythbusters experiment is retarded

10/10/2010 11:12:48 AM

18000 posts!!

10/10/2010 11:32:31 AM

I am SO rready for a nap lol

10/10/2010 2:30:19 PM

Fucking awful day

Again

10/10/2010 2:57:38 PM

I take it that you still haven't passed your kidney stone.

10/10/2010 2:59:10 PM

to make wings or to go to the bar and all you can eat ribs and chargers game?

10/10/2010 3:06:16 PM

Bar.

10/10/2010 3:07:08 PM

the panthers are terrible

10/10/2010 3:07:41 PM

i so seepy

10/10/2010 3:10:12 PM

No longer just the designer of programs, I am the administrator for our family reunion facebook page

10/10/2010 3:15:45 PM

oh, cat <3
ashley

I have made some true friends out here. It's great, and I SO did not expect it!

10/10/2010 3:19:59 PM

fuck mike hart... fuck fuck fuCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

10/10/2010 3:44:32 PM

alright
laundry is in
cleaning tonight
I should work on my car ASAP
monday is cleaning, packing, and then work
tuesday...I start
tuesday night and wednesday will be for moving.

Bam.
Wow.

10/10/2010 4:32:47 PM

i really don't want to go clean...

but i really have to



and i just watched jersey shore instead of taking a nap

10/10/2010 4:33:27 PM

My 3 favorite tww ladies have the last posts

10/10/2010 4:35:28 PM

I need coffee or I might die

10/10/2010 4:36:03 PM

^^

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I have given away a LOT of stuff this summer
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What to use my GC for?
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I'm gonna pack right this time, now that I know what "right" is for this lifestyle. I may beg the key to the grocery to wash dishes for real, up here.
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I can't wait to have a bath!

10/10/2010 4:41:12 PM

been up since 3:30 a.m....

es no bueno



some one come over here and beat me out of this bed so i'll get to work

10/10/2010 4:52:05 PM

Coming up to the big 5555.

10/10/2010 4:52:44 PM

10/10/2010 4:55:41 PM

Well then no haircuts for us it seems

10/10/2010 5:07:35 PM

i'm all congested and my dad just went to the grocery store to get me medicine, OJ, lettuce and carrots. but now i really only want a baked potato for dinner. he's gone out to dinner. should i drive to the grocery store to get just a baked potato? lol.

i feel like that is kind of strange. esp because i'm dressed like a crackhead/kinda loopy from cold meds.

but then it takes like an hour to cook unless i do it in the microwave first. i have all the toppings: scallions, cheese, sour cream, butter and bacon. i was going to make that and a salad.

OR i could just make tomato soup and a salad and not go anywhere. but how awesome does a potato sound?

10/10/2010 5:16:22 PM

i feel sorta pukey


but i'm going to get a slushie from the circle k after i clean so that will make life worthwhile i guess

10/10/2010 5:19:35 PM

depending on residency requirements, I think I'll spend the money on an automotive tech class @ the community college shortly.

It's a good thing my husband values independence, frugality, and can appreciate my masculine traits

[Edited on October 10, 2010 at 5:22 PM. Reason : dfd]

10/10/2010 5:21:35 PM

alright, the fb page is up

10/10/2010 5:44:21 PM

i got potatoes! i got 3 because i figured i'd probably want one at some other point this week. also i felt weird buying just 1 potato at the store.

10/10/2010 5:45:37 PM

i'm alot drunker than I should be at 545 on a sunday

10/10/2010 5:47:06 PM

a customer at work told me he's trying to start a petition to get the name of NC State changed to North Carolina Institute of Technology... according to him, the "State University" tag has a bad reputation, so more businesses and companies would come to Raleigh if we were NCIT. "it would really change the perception of the school"

10/10/2010 5:52:02 PM

Quote :

"My 3 favorite tww ladies have the last posts"

am I one? I see casey, ambro, brett, ambro again, and then me...so I think that means me...and if so that makes me ...if not that's okay too

[Edited on October 10, 2010 at 6:09 PM. Reason : ]

10/10/2010 5:56:02 PM

i feel yuckyyyyyy. why does medicine always upset my stomach?

also i didn't realize cats cradle had TIGER, lol. i guess i never really look at the other beer selections since i'm already grumbling about $3 for a pbr/busch light can.

[Edited on October 10, 2010 at 6:29 PM. Reason : .]

10/10/2010 6:27:43 PM