I may have opened up a serious can of worms last night

7/9/2009 3:16:32 PM

i automatically read that as not worms but rather whoop ass

7/9/2009 3:20:00 PM

well that would be an everyday occurrence

last night just the worms

7/9/2009 3:31:54 PM

quick, need ideas for an anything but clothes party

7/9/2009 3:32:36 PM

trashbags

crown royal bag

7/9/2009 3:33:03 PM

just got raped on that test.

7/9/2009 3:35:10 PM

7/9/2009 3:41:35 PM

"Certainty of death...small chance of success. What are we waiting for?!"

7/9/2009 4:05:18 PM

7/9/2009 4:21:07 PM

HAHAHAHA! ^

Also, my dad is fuckin' weird.

7/9/2009 4:30:54 PM

i am such a huge wienie...

i just cried watching Lord of the Rings

7/9/2009 4:48:17 PM

athlete's foot is a bitch

7/9/2009 4:49:28 PM

work is slow...i'm just gonna keep a low profile for the rest of the week

7/9/2009 4:57:39 PM

grrrrr i said i would try to see if the house is available - not of course you can have it whenever you want.

jesus.... last time i'll offer to do something nice.

7/9/2009 4:58:02 PM

I can't get enough of this 'God's word is getting ready to mess you up!' commercial.

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7/9/2009 4:58:18 PM

I have to pee but am too lazy to move.

7/9/2009 4:58:29 PM

I am going to the dolla fitty movie theater tonight to see Wolverine.

Hugh Jackman naked. Hell yes

7/9/2009 5:06:20 PM

I'm really really really really looking forward to going to Bruno @ midnight.

7/9/2009 5:12:00 PM

pls to not rain tomorrow evening!

7/9/2009 5:24:44 PM

Quote :

"I'm really really really really looking forward to going to Bruno @ midnight."

7/9/2009 5:27:15 PM

i sorta want to drink...

but i don't drink alone

7/9/2009 5:34:50 PM

in scary movies, little girls are the creepiest characters ever

7/9/2009 5:35:04 PM

got some good news today


also im really really looking forward to seeing moon this weekend

7/9/2009 5:37:05 PM

Doctors went well. Radio show went well. Got tons of new music from the radio station. New Decemberists album is reallly good. And I should eat but I think I'll nap first.

7/9/2009 5:40:50 PM

i don't really know what i'm going to do for supper

7/9/2009 5:50:47 PM

just wow at some people who win the lottery. I guess money does not solve everything.

7/9/2009 5:54:50 PM

wtf is wrong with my cable?


the channels are all messed up

7/9/2009 6:05:10 PM

turn the TV on

7/9/2009 6:06:06 PM

apparently the History channel now shows the simpsons and TNT now shows Rate My Space

7/9/2009 6:07:08 PM

gotta love time warner

7/9/2009 6:08:08 PM

yeah...i reset the box....

it's working now

7/9/2009 6:09:00 PM

i would have gotten to that solution. you didn't let me get through the solutions list.

7/9/2009 6:12:22 PM

well Bones was coming on...

i didn't have time to wait for you to get there

7/9/2009 6:15:51 PM

understandable

7/9/2009 6:17:06 PM

lets do coke. thirsty thursdays here.

7/9/2009 6:17:58 PM

MARY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON




(she's a vegetarian)

7/9/2009 6:32:06 PM

mary moon, mary moon

7/9/2009 6:32:43 PM

I'm hungry.

7/9/2009 6:36:22 PM

dinner isnt gonna cook itself. looks like i better get to work

7/9/2009 6:37:42 PM

well my couch cushions are now so fresh and so clean clean

7/9/2009 7:43:47 PM

fuck bono and that damn blackberry commercial

7/9/2009 8:17:44 PM

just got back from golf! IT DIDN'T RAIN! and i had 2 birdies! which is better then i usually do. haha. i shot an 85 on hillandale with 2 mulligans.. i had an 89 if you count the drop stroke on the one shot i hit out of bounds, so not bad, a legit 89 is really good more me. Usually i shoot mid 90's



now i just need to make dinner, but im tired and lazy

7/9/2009 8:19:14 PM

i want to cuddle

7/9/2009 8:24:13 PM

well..... i am tired and lazy...... lol

7/9/2009 8:25:36 PM

7/9/2009 8:26:57 PM

Trolling people on YouTube is somewhat fulfilling.

7/9/2009 8:30:24 PM

youtube trolls are the worst type of trolls

7/9/2009 8:30:56 PM

7/9/2009 8:31:45 PM

how am i going to stay up to see bruno at 12

7/9/2009 8:40:53 PM

it looks like it has a good possibility of being one of the worst movies ever.

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7/9/2009 8:43:02 PM