^^ lollercoaster

4/11/2011 10:31:03 PM

confess to me

4/11/2011 10:31:53 PM

bttt

send em mahfuckas

4/11/2011 11:08:29 PM

Quote :

"I recently had to file a police report against someone from tww"

4/11/2011 11:31:16 PM

confess to me plz

SN: I won't get one because I'm black

4/11/2011 11:53:36 PM

Quote :

"The butt licking post secret got to me, and I had a dream that my ex sent it in. It made me sad and miss him just a little bit. "

4/12/2011 12:57:53 AM

Quote :

"Last friday, I had a dream that my friend's mother and father were having sex in his house and she was moaning really loud. He screamed "Mother fucker, what the hell are you guys doing here having sex?" They came out, both butt naked. The father was appologetic. He reminds me of Woody Harrelson, so I was slightly amused. I told him that it's okay, it's only human nature and if he can get some, claim it. He smiled, whispered to his wife, she smiled and kissed me. Then I touched her breasts and motorboated them. Then we all laughed and I left the house with my friend. He did not mind any of this the entire time this was happeneing in my dream. What a good friend... "

4/12/2011 7:26:35 AM

confess to me?

4/12/2011 9:54:45 AM

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"I have a phone interview tomorrow during work and I almost pulled it off except my bitchy boss just told me my help has been canceled for tomorrow. Now I have no idea how I'm going to pull this one off"

4/12/2011 11:59:14 AM

Call out sick?

4/12/2011 12:01:07 PM

hello Kiwi

4/12/2011 12:01:08 PM

Quote :

"After watching Glee I really want to start dancing again. There is a Dance Academy nearby, but I feel too old and embarrassed to try to start dancing again. Also, one of the offered classes is hip hop and this is a very, very white little town. That would be interesting to see. "

4/12/2011 12:38:39 PM

send me your confesses, jerks

4/12/2011 2:46:56 PM

Quote :

"So this is the followup to a confession evan posted a few pages back. I sent it a few weeks ago, but he didn't post it for some reason: The responses to my confession have been pretty amusing. Since I sent it to you a few days ago he's pretty much quit contacting me, so I guess it's over. So yeah, the obese pothead with mental problems dumped ME. Obviously I had reservations about dating him anyway (hence the original PM), so it's not a big loss. In my defense, he didn't reveal all of this at once, these were things that slowly came up in phone conversations. And at first it was like "oh ok I guess everyone's had a few adventures" and then "well no one's perfect" until finally I started thinking "W... T... F..." when he brought up the wild shit and the haze of newness quickly wore off. I actually prefer overweight guys to skinny/average weight ones. I have practically NO attraction to skinny guys and have never dated a guy under 200 lbs. I'm weird, I know. Here's the original confession: http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=580984&page=176#14666281"

4/12/2011 8:46:20 PM

someone confess to me.

I need a pick me up

4/12/2011 8:46:54 PM

Quote :

"I'm back, bitches "

4/12/2011 8:49:34 PM

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"I smell poop. It's not on the bottom of my shoes... It's not in my pants... It's not on my hands, or even on my nose... But every now and then, I catch a whiff of dog shit. I think this girl sitting a couple chairs away from me has stepped in dog shit... Eww gross. "

4/12/2011 9:58:25 PM

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"my facebook feed has reminded me about the random crushes i have had on chicks that are a bad idea. like crazy nympho girl is dating another friend of mine and stuckup hot rich chick is working for giant oil company and is probably making more money than me usually it doesnt bother me but the fact she seems spoiled already makes it worse. "

4/12/2011 10:34:04 PM

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"Called in sick yesterday. Truthfully I was still high from a marathon session of Sunday night bong rips. "

4/12/2011 10:40:38 PM

I'd love to get in on Sawahash's confession group... Plz to send me one?

4/12/2011 10:42:33 PM

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"I have been averaging around 600 calories a day. "

That's like a snack for me... Any less than 2000 cals and I feel like I'm starving to death

I don't know how you do it...

[Edited on April 12, 2011 at 10:46 PM. Reason : .]

4/12/2011 10:46:33 PM

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[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 12:40 AM. Reason : .]

4/13/2011 12:39:04 AM

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"i have been dating this guy since february and we have really awesome sex. he is really obsessed with...umm assplay (?) though. i have never had a guy ask me to stick my finger in his ass before, which i don't really mind, its just something i would have never tried unless specifically asked to do so, but this guy likes it. one thing kind of weirded me out the other night though. while we were having sex, he had stuck his finger in my ass (which he always does) but then he started sucking on the same fingers he put up there...i don't feel like this is normal sexual behavior but hey what do i know? "

Get you some! I'm glad you are having fun and enjoying the relationship.

4/13/2011 12:39:58 AM

Quote :

"not very juicy BUT i have gone 5 days now without smoking a cig. after smoking at least 1 or 2 a day or every few days for awhile now. and even more on weekends when i drink...like 5 in a night. so. i feel accomplished!!! "

4/13/2011 8:06:07 AM

^^ yea that's a deal breaker. fucking gross.

4/13/2011 9:24:38 AM

^^^

4/13/2011 9:29:19 AM

send me confessions!

4/13/2011 10:04:29 AM

Sucking a shitty finger...hmmmm

Did she kiss him after this? now that would be gross

[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 2:04 PM. Reason : .]

4/13/2011 2:04:04 PM

Quote :

"I almost exclusively have sex while cartoons are on in the background. namely adult swim."

4/13/2011 9:50:54 PM

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm 600 calories a day is retardedly NOT healthy. It means your body is burning muscle to survive which makes you weak and then when you get hungry. well youll add weight and more.

dumb

4/13/2011 9:53:35 PM

someone confess to me

4/13/2011 9:57:37 PM

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"Today on the train, I had to release a wicked-bad burrito induced fart. But the train was full, so I waited until an unkempt homeless man boarded. Then I let loose a quiet emission that smelled worse than the devil's asshole in his direction. I even sniffed and gazed disgustedly in his direction post-discharge, so as to ensure that he would be viewed as the culprit. Upon exiting the train, a sense of accomplishment rushed over me after successfully executing a seamless "fart-switch-a-roo." "

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

4/13/2011 10:54:46 PM

i want confessions!!

4/13/2011 10:55:45 PM

I, too, would like to be a random person

4/13/2011 11:06:43 PM

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"My father has started posting videos on youtube. Of all things, it's about worm castings. At first I was like But then after watching them, I was "

[Edited on April 15, 2011 at 12:38 AM. Reason : .]

4/15/2011 12:36:35 AM

Post to be random person

4/15/2011 2:49:49 AM

Worm castings? Is that for making your own fishing lures?

4/15/2011 10:14:50 AM

from wiki

"Vermicompost is the product of composting utilizing various species of worms, usually red wigglers, white worms, and earthworms to create a heterogeneous mixture of decomposing vegetable or food waste, bedding materials, and vermicast. Vermicast, also known as worm castings, worm humus or worm manure, is the end-product of the breakdown of organic matter by species of earthworm. "

4/15/2011 10:36:30 AM

Haha ok, I was picturing someone making worm molds.

4/15/2011 10:47:20 AM

I'll take some confessions.

4/16/2011 6:40:47 PM

someone confess to me.

4/17/2011 9:16:03 PM

Quote :

"LIKE A ROCK "

4/17/2011 9:18:10 PM

Any late night weekend confessions?

4/18/2011 12:49:24 AM

Quote :

"Consider that toilet DESTROYED!"

4/18/2011 12:59:47 AM

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"So this weekend I let a girl know that I loved her, and she said it back. But it was in the 'I love you, but am not in love with you' way There is some history between us, and I've actually felt that way about her in the past which really hurt her. It hurt hearing that from her this go around, but at the same time was funny that the shoes were on the other feet. "

4/18/2011 9:01:30 AM

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"I have come to realize that I don't have a 'home' anymore. I have a place to stay with all my stuff, but it hasn't felt like 'home' in a long while and I don't think it will ever again. I'm going to start looking to get rid of stuff in preparation for a move - and it won't be a relocate move but a 'I need to start over' move. That both delights and scares the shit out of me."

4/18/2011 3:26:25 PM

^ I've had a lot of conversations on the issue of home lately. It's fascinating to me to look at the way different people's perspective of home changes over time.

4/18/2011 3:32:38 PM

bttt

send me confessions

4/18/2011 11:19:12 PM

confess to me!

4/19/2011 8:39:22 PM

I confess I set em up

4/19/2011 9:18:55 PM