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4/19/2011 9:19:06 PM

CONFESS TO ME.

4/19/2011 9:26:01 PM

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"My boss is always CCing me on random emails that have nothing to do with my work. So I starting CCing him on random emails. Today I CCd him on 18 emails... he came by my office after lunch and was like, "DUDE, YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH ALL THE EMAILS!" I just gave a smart ass smile and said, "yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh". "

4/19/2011 9:32:58 PM

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"I secertly stash money on the side so I can buy nice things... My SO doesn't know and I believe she thinks I'm a drug dealer or something. "

4/19/2011 9:34:02 PM

send me confessions. the more you send, the moar likely you are to get an egg.

4/19/2011 9:45:45 PM

I'll take some!!

4/20/2011 8:37:12 AM

Send them to me!

4/20/2011 9:37:10 AM

dude fuck those guys, send ME some confessions. and eggs.

4/20/2011 9:47:18 AM

DUDE!

4/20/2011 10:00:35 AM

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"Is it really bad that I just realized for the first time that Arby's is the phonetic spelling of RB which is the acronym for roast beef? Seriously? I'm 26 yrs old. I should have figured that out sooner. At least I figured it out on my own...not from someone else telling me. "

actually, I never realized that either, so I looked it up and it turns out that you are close:

The brothers wanted to call their restaurants "Big Tex," but that name was being used by an Akron business. Instead, they chose the name "Arby's," based on R.B., the initials of Raffel Brothers

also found out that they are now owned by the same people as wendys... interesting....

4/20/2011 10:07:27 AM

^ I don't believe that person figured it out on their own, considering they're running all these commercials with their spokesperson, "RB"

4/20/2011 10:08:17 AM

a response to that response:

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"totally on my own because I was on Jimmy johns website ordering online yesterday and was adding their roast beef sandwich to "my favorites" to order again. It asks for a name and I just put in RB......then thought about it. So, HA!!!! "

4/20/2011 10:15:47 AM

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"I just remembered that last night I made plans to go to a strip club with a coworker one day on our lunch break, and also had a long discussion about our desire to have threesomes. We're both females."

i will offer my services to the coworker. pretty sure confessor has a bf

4/20/2011 3:35:09 PM

I wouldn't mind a confession.

4/20/2011 3:36:48 PM

Quote :

"my gums are irritated and i fear i may have the dreaded GINGIVITIS "

4/20/2011 3:44:45 PM

ask nicely and get nothing...i see how this works.

I don't want any confessions now

4/20/2011 3:46:04 PM

^^and I just got an egg from my inbox. Thanks AnonymousConfessor.

4/20/2011 3:47:30 PM

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"I just started dating a new guy, and I already want to bail on it. I'm just so afraid of getting hurt by him that it seems almost easier to be hurt now and bail than wait and be hurt later. "

4/20/2011 3:50:15 PM

i'll take confessions.

4/20/2011 3:54:59 PM

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"An old friend of mine got in touch with me and wants me to go to a nude resort with her. I'm married. I wanna go and I would keep it purely platonic, but the wife, who is not into that sort of thing at all would find it hard to believe. I don't know whether to tell her and try to either get her to come along or get her approval or tell the friend thanks but no thanks. "

and another...

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"I would cook more if my SO would do the dishes. "

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 4:18 PM. Reason : more confessions please]

4/20/2011 4:17:27 PM

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"my penis is small. way small."

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 4:47 PM. Reason : *]

4/20/2011 4:41:17 PM

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"I noticed yesterday a crack in the toilet bowl at work. It spans across the entire bowl, up one side, through the hole, up the other side. I chose not to use this one, but mother fuck it's in my favorite dumpin' spot. I do not always dump at work but when I do, I prefer the handicapped stall Anyways, the moral of the story is that I refuse to tell anyone. But I also don't want to be the fatass that sits down, has the bowl crack out and explode out from under them. Washing the cold tile down with a wave of fury, rivaled only by the best tide pool water country usa has to offer... With me, surfing like Laird Hamilton at Mavericks, bare ass up, sliding across my back with my pants around my ankles and feet in the air. Bursting through the stall door, only to come to an abrupt stop at the door of the bathroom... Hoping to God, that just this one time, the door opened inwards instead of outwards, but alas, it swings open, and in full glory of the office, this scene of rushing water and shattered porcelain is exposed to everyone's shock and awe. The slow creep of the last of the water mirrors the end of my dignity. Then the lols begin. Nah, I'll let that happen to someone else."

best confession i have ever received. i will edit to include the picture that goes along with this

[Edited on April 21, 2011 at 4:19 PM. Reason : ]

4/21/2011 4:18:44 PM

^Slave Famous

4/21/2011 6:06:01 PM

Confess to me!!!

4/21/2011 6:14:15 PM

no,no. Confess to MEEeeee.

I will wash your souls like Mr. Clean.

4/21/2011 6:17:47 PM

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"I need to find some fat & ugly friends so I'm the pretty one when we go out "

now your soul is squweeky clean, you have to wonder if the other people are thinking the same thing reducing the chances of this working.

4/21/2011 6:26:58 PM

^ this is why you always see the skinny friend with the fat friend

4/21/2011 6:28:11 PM

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"I know that LunaK uses me as the fat ugly friend....but I still hang out with her because my self esteem is that low "

they must not have gotten my disclaimer about being a yankee bitch

4/21/2011 6:33:06 PM

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"lol, BlackJesus is a faggot ass blerd "

4/21/2011 6:34:17 PM

^ Funny NOT

Second thought that is pretty funny...how does one make enemies by padding???? tsk tsk...get a fucking life loser.

[Edited on April 21, 2011 at 6:42 PM. Reason : ]

4/21/2011 6:39:50 PM

BlackJesus is not a black guy

fact

4/21/2011 6:56:06 PM

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"BubbleBobble sucks dick "

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"I'm white.....DUMBASS "

4/21/2011 7:06:45 PM

oohhh another!

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"I licked a girls asshole by mistake and I liked it. Is this normal?"

4/21/2011 7:18:45 PM

^well, it's not abnormal. Just something that most of us aren't into.

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"I've been talking to this girl. Shes real religious and I'm an atheist. I'm scared to tell her, I think this might be a deal breaker. I really like this girl, this sucks. "

4/21/2011 7:31:56 PM

lol shawna

I WONDER WHO CONFESSED THAT

4/21/2011 7:33:53 PM

Good Friday = Time for Confessions!

4/22/2011 12:40:20 PM

confess to me

4/22/2011 12:44:15 PM

Send em

[Edited on April 22, 2011 at 1:04 PM. Reason : .]

4/22/2011 1:00:32 PM

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"Somebody keyed my truck one night last week. I sprayed paint on like 20 cars in revenge."

4/22/2011 1:16:25 PM

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"My penis is racist. It won't get hard for Indians. I really did want to bwn that chick too. "

4/22/2011 1:17:59 PM

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"I almost exclusively have sex while cartoons are on in the background. namely adult swim."

what an awesome confession

4/22/2011 1:58:57 PM

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"The last confession you posted made me LOL because I can relate. My bf always gets frisky while we're watching Family Guy. Giggety. "

4/22/2011 3:40:17 PM

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"I have a thing for Indian girls. Even ugly ones. When an Indian girl shows even the slightest interest in me I am immediately scheming to get all up in them guts."

[Edited on April 22, 2011 at 5:11 PM. Reason : bracket]

4/22/2011 5:09:11 PM

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"I have a crush on a twwer"

4/22/2011 6:36:29 PM

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"I will never break the chains"

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/22/2011 6:51:47 PM

still taking confessions, got blanked last time

4/23/2011 1:38:07 PM

Confess or be damned to hell!!!!

4/23/2011 2:05:30 PM

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"Received : Saturday April 23, 2011 at 2:04 PM Subject : Confession You get the best head while driving. Go try it you will agree. "

well

4/23/2011 2:56:12 PM

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"One time tried to come in my home, take my chrome. I said "Yo, it's on. Take cover son, or you're ass-out! How you like my chrome?" Then I watched the rookie pass out. I didn't have to blast him (but I did anyway). "

4/24/2011 11:06:04 PM

Set em up

4/24/2011 11:09:11 PM