the norva?

10/12/2007 2:16:08 PM

I don't feel like doing ANYTHING!!

10/12/2007 3:05:39 PM

I'm cleaning the house, doing laundry, cleaned out the pantry and put all the new groceries in there, about to wash my car, shower and get ready for the movies with my mom...b/c I'm taking her to see Elizabeth tonight since it's her favorite movie!

Cleaning makes me feel so good

10/12/2007 3:27:35 PM

NOW THAT'S A GOOD WOMAN.

10/12/2007 3:28:51 PM

Friday after 3pm, office ain't doin shit

10/12/2007 4:08:16 PM

im drinkin, and want icecream

10/12/2007 4:09:59 PM

Downfalls to a long haired cat:

1.) Having to cut cuckleburrs out of his tail
2.) #1 causing his tail to look really weird with all the missing patches
3.) Him getting cuckleburrs in the hair around his asshole
4.) You having to be the one to get those cockleburrs out of his ass hair!

10/12/2007 4:15:52 PM

Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud....and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Naw, there ain't no in-between
Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.

10/12/2007 4:20:13 PM

is the internet funny to today or is it just the alchohol??

^i have a friend that drinks like that

10/12/2007 4:21:57 PM

^^ <3 Blake Shelton

[Edited on October 12, 2007 at 4:22 PM. Reason : ]

10/12/2007 4:22:05 PM

the ninja must be away from his iPhone

10/12/2007 4:23:59 PM

ummm... I just saw Heath Ledger's penis flailing in the wind...

[Edited on October 12, 2007 at 4:25 PM. Reason : ]

10/12/2007 4:25:31 PM

A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot.
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

10/12/2007 4:25:32 PM

Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down

10/12/2007 4:27:16 PM

What to do this weekend

10/12/2007 4:59:41 PM

i think i should take a pic of this chink at my apartment

10/12/2007 5:12:59 PM

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10/12/2007 5:17:10 PM

Malveaux looking pretty hot today...i think its her eye shadow...

[Edited on October 12, 2007 at 6:08 PM. Reason : holy crap she was born a day after me and is 40 years old]

10/12/2007 6:07:01 PM

at least the cancer hasn't spread, I guess

10/12/2007 6:31:38 PM

What to do for dinner?

10/12/2007 6:33:50 PM

yay for a girls night out!!

10/12/2007 8:26:05 PM

Does anyone know what scrap aluminum is currently bringing at the recycling facility? I have a crap load...

10/12/2007 8:26:22 PM

smoothcrim needs to hurry it up

10/12/2007 8:26:36 PM

i wish it were black friday

10/12/2007 8:27:24 PM

10/12/2007 10:59:35 PM

10/13/2007 1:21:02 AM

god, what a fuckup i am !

10/13/2007 1:21:59 AM

I <3 beer

10/13/2007 1:23:28 AM

damn I gotta hustle some money

10/13/2007 1:24:04 AM

just when I thought I was over being mean and bitter towards the fairer sex and willing to give chicks a chance again


I got my buttons pushed by someone that had already pushed them before (she came up crying last night talking about how she fucked up and misses me and I mean the world to her blah blah blah... so I was willing to be nice and chill with her and at least be friendly)


but noooo, she started being a damn idiot AGAIN, so I end up telling this chick to fuck off and not to talk to me ever again at like... 4:00am, throw my boots on and bounce to go deer hunting


I took a 30 minute nap in the deer stand, I could probably use some shuteye now

10/13/2007 10:53:59 AM

HELL YEAH


MY TEAM WAS IN 5th PLACE GOING INTO TODAY!

only behind 1st place by 7 pounds!

10/13/2007 11:09:46 AM

I'm gonna knock that fucking asshole off his high horse. I wish I could mentally destroy someone...

10/13/2007 11:56:56 AM

wow I had forgotten what this feels like. Bleh.

10/13/2007 12:10:18 PM

fuckin xbox

10/13/2007 12:19:03 PM

I made an extra $32 by cleaning up my yard and recycling. But I was surrounded by crack heads for a little while.

10/13/2007 12:27:09 PM

3G ftw...fuckin iphone needs that shit

10/13/2007 12:33:11 PM

Well, dirty work is almost over... then its on to the fair work.

10/13/2007 3:09:53 PM

For Love of the Game is on tv- Yay! I haven't seen this in forever.

10/13/2007 3:48:27 PM

damn my head be hurtin'

10/13/2007 3:49:40 PM

My allergies suck too damn bad to keep doing this dusty fucking work.

I need to get my paper written... at least 4 pages in the next hour.

10/13/2007 4:18:25 PM

guess i'll do the dishes etc

10/13/2007 4:38:15 PM

It took me 2ish years to realize that Brandon Patton who did Water in a Tray on the Indie Pop Cares a Lot CD is Blak Lotus, Mc Frontalot's bassist.

I am le slow.

10/13/2007 4:45:27 PM

caribou with katy... then hopefully going home

i hate this damn city so much

10/13/2007 4:58:23 PM

bout to cookout and throw down


and stuff

10/13/2007 5:07:38 PM

my mouth tastes like 10,000 assholes and i kinda feel like i might puke again

10/13/2007 5:10:26 PM

football is my religion



and...










































RAISE HELL!

10/13/2007 5:10:47 PM

geez...she's even a smart ass a fucking 3000 miles away

ugggggh...love hate love hate.

10/13/2007 5:37:00 PM

best part of the movie....

10/13/2007 5:39:58 PM

oh...and my dad's a real winner this week



now to stop thinking about the negative.

10/13/2007 5:47:28 PM

about 1795

10/13/2007 8:00:59 PM