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8/10/2009 9:17:54 AM

cute video

but damn the both of you for getting that song stuck in my head

8/10/2009 1:34:48 PM

Maya laid a pretty sweet turd on the toilet tonight.

Daddy is so proud!

8/27/2009 8:26:42 PM

she's not THAT cute, dude

8/27/2009 8:27:40 PM

elmo didn't write the music or the words to that song.

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Elmo%27s_Song

Quote :

"Written by: Tony Geiss"

Stupid sesame street, teaching kids plagiarism.

8/27/2009 8:32:29 PM

ON the toilet? Dude, just wait until she can get it IN the toilet!

8/27/2009 8:57:01 PM

to clarify, she laid the turd while she was [sitting] on the toilet.

8/27/2009 8:59:04 PM

BREAKING NEWS! Maya can stand up and walk around by herself!

8/28/2009 8:20:01 PM

brotha, you need some pictures on those bare walls of yours.

8/28/2009 8:38:29 PM

^ They has one in their living room. A baller ass mural

8/28/2009 8:39:19 PM

^^^ sweet video...

doggie rape in background

8/28/2009 9:02:33 PM

yeah they play rough ALL THE TIME. i actually took a good video of it tonight

8/28/2009 9:06:26 PM

you guys win

8/28/2009 9:07:14 PM

So how old is she? That's so awesome!

8/28/2009 9:37:08 PM

she's a little over 18 months, which is actually very late for walking. so we've been pretty eager for this development. plus, in just the span of a few days she went from we basically had to physically nudge her to take a single step on her own, to now standing up by herself and walking all over the place.

8/28/2009 9:39:24 PM

how long before she drives away in your matrix?

8/28/2009 9:40:59 PM

only a few more moments till she's sucking the $$$ out of your IRA to go smoke weed with her homeless bf.

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[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 9:42 PM. Reason : ]

8/28/2009 9:42:33 PM

Roffle.

8/28/2009 9:42:59 PM

hehe...SHE IS SO CUTE!!!

10/17/2009 10:21:38 PM

AWWWWWWWWWW!

10/17/2009 10:27:38 PM

just saw the pics on fb....is maya gonna carve the pumpkin?

10/17/2009 10:42:42 PM

we should rate her face

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10/17/2009 10:43:40 PM

Quote :

"SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE LIAR MOUTH"

<3

10/20/2009 9:26:36 AM

anaface.com that pic!

10/20/2009 9:29:10 AM

^ that's pretty neat

Quote :

"You are a 7.65 out of 10. Here's why: - Your face has poor horizontal symmetry - Your ears are too long for your nose. - Compared to your eye width, your innerocular distance is nearly ideal. - The ratio of your face width to nose width is nearly ideal. - Your face is too wide/too short - your mouth is too wide for your nose."

[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 9:39 AM. Reason : i guess that settles it though. looks like we better try again with a new kid.]

10/20/2009 9:38:47 AM

DO IT

10/20/2009 9:48:49 AM

HAVE SEX

10/20/2009 9:50:38 AM

Quote :

"Have sex with this girl right now. Do it, go. Get in there. Have some sex with her right now"

10/20/2009 9:52:02 AM

Make her call you DeltaBeta.

10/20/2009 1:13:42 PM

11/2/2009 10:12:46 AM

so cute!

11/2/2009 10:13:29 AM

<3 <3

11/2/2009 10:13:33 AM

tinkerbell!

11/2/2009 10:14:52 AM

we took her trick-or-treating and she kept trying to walk into people's houses

11/2/2009 10:30:00 AM

well if the door is open...

11/2/2009 10:30:30 AM

I love her! Mini M&Ms!!!

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 10:33 AM. Reason : Maya does not eat candy a lot so these went very fast!!]

11/2/2009 10:32:38 AM

very cute kid!

11/2/2009 10:35:46 AM

that was supposed to be the like button

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 10:45 AM. Reason : fail ]

11/2/2009 10:43:16 AM

who fixes the Thanksgiving turkey?

11/15/2009 8:14:36 PM

Ken's mom and my grandmas.

11/15/2009 8:21:02 PM

she has been trying to sing twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet song. I LOVE IT!! Her speaking voice is so cute!!!


I love this picture!!

12/30/2009 10:02:25 AM

She is precious.

Absolutely precious!!!

12/30/2009 10:04:55 AM

Everytime I see this thread bumped I think they y'all are gonna announce the coming of a 2nd child.

12/30/2009 11:04:06 AM

me too!

12/30/2009 11:06:26 AM

she is so cute

12/30/2009 11:06:54 AM

so is she legal yet or...

i mean...



i'm suspended now, aren't i?

12/30/2009 11:07:23 AM

12/30/2009 11:21:21 AM

i dont' know if this is creepy

it probably is

but i just LOVE little baby leg fat!!! i think that is the cutest part of a little baby (well maybe besides fat cheeks). leg rolls!!!

12/30/2009 12:11:03 PM

yeah its pretty tasty all grilled up

[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 12:14 PM. Reason : lol skittle trap]

12/30/2009 12:13:35 PM

don't worry y'all

she'll grow into those ears

12/30/2009 1:32:14 PM