7/8/2010 2:33:16 PM

7/8/2010 2:34:30 PM

sweet. Only 2 wings? Guess you'll be the first to go.

7/8/2010 2:35:01 PM

7/8/2010 2:36:03 PM

IOP18.

7/8/2010 2:37:08 PM

wellllllllll, maybe two is an understatement....

lets do with 24

7/8/2010 2:37:21 PM

i have a silly song stuck in my head

4 little monkeys
swinging in a tree
teasing mister alligator
can't catch me
no, you can't catch me
along comes mister alligator quiet as can be and
SNATCHED THAT MONKEY RIGHT OUT OF THAT TREE!

7/8/2010 2:38:56 PM

now i got the song my parents made me sing over and over after my friend in preschool was jumping on his bed and broke his arm.

4 little monkeys jumpin on the bed,
one fell off and bumped his head,
took him to the doctor and the doctor said,
no more monkeys jumping on the bed.

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 2:41 PM. Reason : repeat with less monkeys each time til no monkeys]

7/8/2010 2:40:43 PM

^ I never heard that one. My dad always told me this one growin' up.

Listen. Listen.
Cat is pissin'
Where, where?
Under the chair!
Run! Run!
Get the gun!
Shit son, he's done!

7/8/2010 2:42:32 PM

4 little speckled frogs
sittin' on a speckled log
eating some most delicious bugs
yum yum
one jumped in to the pool
where it was nice and cool
now there are 3 speckled frogs
ribbit ribbit

7/8/2010 2:42:51 PM

i'm soooo gonna have these stuck in my head the rest of the day...

7/8/2010 2:43:28 PM

excellent. the first part of my plan has been put into action.

breaking the concentration

7/8/2010 2:47:24 PM

i multitask well

7/8/2010 2:48:09 PM

looks like I'm going to outlast grimx. I gotta come up with a plan while she's distracted with him.

7/8/2010 2:50:08 PM

the only good thing about having me around in a zombpocalypse is that i'd be the first to go, so you could run while they're distracted with me

7/8/2010 2:51:19 PM

hmmm. it would be nice to have some bait around. maybe i'll rethink this...

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 2:53 PM. Reason : ..]

7/8/2010 2:52:41 PM

^^haha, we have a Rule #7 winner here gaiz.

Quote :

"Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand: One of the most sure fire ways of making sure you survive is keeping the less intelligent as close at hand as possible. When you find somebody who asks you 'Whats going on? What Happened? Those are the ones you want with you. That way when the zombies come they are likely to stupid to realize its not Amway calling and run. "

Well, Grimx is no dummy, but still a worthwhile bait as ^ stated.

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 2:54 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 2:53:19 PM

ah hell, he might outlast me afterall.

7/8/2010 2:55:21 PM

perhaps i'm following rule #7 by playing up the dummy role

7/8/2010 2:55:38 PM

guess I better make a trip to Carolina Beach and hope my plan works.

7/8/2010 3:00:16 PM

mmmm...britt's donuts

7/8/2010 3:00:50 PM

7/8/2010 3:03:09 PM

i'm appreciating some Shaun the Sheep with my favorite twins right now.


makes me happy.

7/8/2010 3:36:29 PM

i'm not familiar with shaun the sheep

7/8/2010 5:32:17 PM

That's Shaun


Here's Timmy, at least, that's what the twins called him.

7/8/2010 6:01:33 PM

ohhh, isn't that the serta mattress sheep guy?

7/8/2010 6:02:17 PM

no!!!!! the show is made by the wallace and grommit people.

7/8/2010 6:08:32 PM

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 6:12 PM. Reason : they looked closer to the same from memory]

7/8/2010 6:11:51 PM

ELISE IS A LIAR SON.

7/8/2010 6:15:03 PM

This girl is talking over my damned life!
When did I get married again???

7/8/2010 7:00:20 PM

oh you love it bb

7/8/2010 7:01:17 PM

gross

7/8/2010 7:02:18 PM

She changed her status. You should take her premie back.

7/8/2010 7:03:13 PM

nah. it's ok that she changed her status.

7/8/2010 7:07:59 PM

i change my status whenever i want, bitches. you don't own me, i'm not just one of your many toys.



but i could be

7/8/2010 7:35:21 PM

she reminds me of Eugene Levy

7/8/2010 7:36:52 PM

i'd appreciate an elise toy

7/8/2010 7:37:17 PM

I would like mine supercharged please.

7/8/2010 7:38:02 PM

3^it's the eyebrows, totally.

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 7:40 PM. Reason : ..]

7/8/2010 7:39:08 PM

I didn't say it.

And sometimes he wears big glasses.

7/8/2010 7:39:42 PM

well duh

7/8/2010 7:40:49 PM

i just look retarded if i get them waxed any thinner, so i just rock the levy look.

7/8/2010 7:44:03 PM

caterpillars

7/8/2010 7:44:35 PM

you know you like them. don't front.

7/8/2010 7:45:17 PM

postits

7/8/2010 7:45:32 PM

i bet you've got wicked pubes

7/8/2010 7:45:51 PM

I know for a fact that her underwear contains her wicked pubes.

7/8/2010 7:48:15 PM

you're a genius

7/8/2010 7:49:04 PM

i would if i didn't shave them. it's all in the grooming baby.



and i've had those eyebrows since i was born. gotta work with what your momma gave ya



[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 8:02 PM. Reason : ..]

7/8/2010 7:53:35 PM

keeping it up top

7/8/2010 9:57:32 PM