desperation?

10/27/2008 6:58:03 PM

do you only look for the creepy penis photos, Jen?

10/27/2008 7:05:23 PM

No...she's looking for the good ones, and posts the sad ones

10/27/2008 7:10:09 PM

i just think penis crazy hookup photos are far to amusing

plus dicks themselves are not very attractive

10/27/2008 7:16:50 PM

you get my voicemail today?

10/27/2008 7:18:13 PM

looks like his peen0rz is coming out of his belly button

10/27/2008 7:23:54 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/881129809.html

Quote :

" Girl seeking WoW player - w4m - 22 Reply to: pers-881129809@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-16, 1:24AM EDT Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading.. I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention. You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour. But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond. What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you: - You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it. - You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST! - You must be able to spell. - You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29. - At least 5'10". - No blondies. - Dark hair, dark eyes - Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred. About me: - I am 5'8" - 150lbs - Blue eyes and brown hair. - I know a lot about video games. - I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months. "

10/27/2008 7:28:17 PM

My favorite part:

Quote :

"You must be able to spell."

10/27/2008 7:30:49 PM

damn, i can't do her

10/27/2008 7:58:30 PM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/fbh/895896890.html

Quote :

"Female front desk clerk to help win nude bet (Charlotte) Reply to: job-895896890@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-27, 6:26PM EDT Hello, some friends have made a fun bet with me to stay at a hotel and lock myself nude out of my room and then have to go to the front desk that way to ask for a spare key. The bet is worth $250 and I would be glad to give you $100 of it to let me come down to the desk to win the bet. It is just all good, clean fun and hopefully would be a fun/funny story for you to tell afterwards. Please respond to this ad if you would be willing to help me win the bet, get a good laugh (and split the winnings). Thanks, Gary * Location: Charlotte * Compensation: $100 * Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. * Please, no phone calls about this job! * Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. PostingID: 895896890"

[Edited on October 28, 2008 at 3:17 AM. Reason : lolzzzzz]

10/28/2008 3:16:31 AM

that was posted in fayetteville, too...saw it earlier

[Edited on October 28, 2008 at 3:27 AM. Reason : http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/fbh/868573884.html]

10/28/2008 3:25:48 AM

aha

[Edited on October 28, 2008 at 3:27 AM. Reason : girls that read craigslist ftw...]

10/28/2008 3:27:26 AM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/m4w/877883266.html

Quote :

"I need out - 24 Reply to: pers-877883266@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-13, 5:15PM EDT Hi i am tripp i am 24 and just got out of a year long relationship I am looking for my rebound but since i don't do rebounds I am just looking for someone to start off with and help get over my ex I am 23 years old in college and I am studying to become a doctor I am smart and I know how to party I have my own place in downtown charlotte and i like to go out so if this is you do call if not just to talk I am 5,5 135 and cute I just need someone to cuddle with talk to and see where this goes I don't do the email thing too much no time but i am trying it now and if you doing it you you lonely, drunk, honey, or bored I am looking for an attractive girl/women to have fun with if you look good and would like to talk email me or call seven0 four sixfour nine three ps i am on the wild side too I am just looking to see whats out there on the net * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 877883266"

click cause the pics make it worth it

10/28/2008 3:36:19 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/896203568.html
lol

10/28/2008 3:36:25 AM

haha

10/28/2008 3:37:27 AM

also LOL at the pics here

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cas/889908117.html

10/28/2008 3:40:39 AM

the sad thing is craigslist works

10/28/2008 3:42:38 AM

omg that first pic is insane. why is he standing like that? hahahahaaahaahaa

10/28/2008 3:43:56 AM

self conscious about his size so hes holding it at an angle he think makes it look larger

10/28/2008 3:44:34 AM

i just noticed all the bills carefully placed under his cock in the second pic. omgomg. hahahahaahaahahahaha

10/28/2008 3:46:27 AM

LOL that was part of the funny!!! oh...and he's SO white in that first pic...and that's coming from me

10/28/2008 3:48:18 AM

seriously.... wow.....

10/28/2008 3:50:19 AM

None of this shit computes.

Quote :

"Reply to: sale-895789609@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-27, 4:11PM CDT please help, I don`t care as long as it is cheap and it runs from point A to point B. I have $1000 saved and i can pay about $50 every other week for a month. Like I said I don`t care what it looks like as long as it doesn`t have any dents , scratches or rust and the paint looks good. I would prefer it never been in an accident. It has to be automatic. Oh and it has to have under one hundred thousand miles,really I don`t want anything with more than fifty or sixty thousand miles. Working heat and air conditioning is a must. I`m not concerned with the radio as long as it has a cd player. I don`t mind crank windows but power windows and seats are preferred as well as a moonroof. Tires should be in good shape. Aside from that all I need is a clean carfax to be provided by the owner to proove it is a one owner car along with service history and all records. I am a single parent and in desperate need of a car and can only spend what i have mentioned and I am not picky. I just need a temporary car. Let me know what you have and if you can help. "

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/895789609.html

10/28/2008 4:16:46 AM

I think thats the point

10/28/2008 4:43:19 AM

lol wtf

10/28/2008 4:44:42 AM

if all else fails, beg the internet!

10/28/2008 4:45:55 AM

craigslist can be funny

10/28/2008 4:47:21 AM

Quote :

"Looking to have a baby - w4m (Raleigh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-897514769@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-28, 9:20PM EDT Im only looking because my boyfriend cant seem to do the job. And i really don't want him to konw about this. But ive been wanting a baby for a while now and he's been trying. But lack of luck has really hurt both of us so im doing what i must. Please send any and all pics. Age isn't important but you have to be white. Sorry, not racist.. just my boyfriend is white Location: Raleigh it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

Wow.

10/28/2008 10:16:18 PM

i wonder if she knows that some dude is using her picture for a gay encounter...

10/28/2008 10:24:24 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ers/897519139.html

10/28/2008 10:27:31 PM

10/28/2008 10:28:38 PM

Did anyone catch this one? http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/881177993.html

Quote :

"Hello ladies of the internet! I am here today, as are you, to find the love of my life ideally. Now, I am an introspective and reflective man so over my life I've come to realise exactly what I'm looking for in my ideal woman. Personally, I am 22 years old, my name is Perseus, I am attending U of T in the final year of my Engineering degree, and I am a little on the chubby side. I am a dedicated Green party voter and staunchly opposed to the Conversative hordes dashing themselves against the impregnable Liberal/NDP/Green keep of our fine enlightened city. I am fond of discussing philosophy and the meaning of life over a glass of wine in the 'even. As hobbies go, I am an avid gamer and enjoy delving into the myriad artistic realities of animé (the origin of my affinity for Asian culture, which is frankly superior). You MUST fulfill the following requirements: - Asian - Woman - Aged NO MORE THAN 23 - - and NO LESS THAN 16 - Petite build. Ideally no more than 115 lbs. - - but no 'Paris Hilton' bulimics please! I like my women with some meat on them. - Like sushi, animé, and video games. BONUSES include: - Japanese heritage - Large collection of animé and manga - Glasses - Interest in cosplay and roleplaying - Traditional Ladies' education I must stress again that this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside."

10/28/2008 10:40:14 PM

Wow. That guy. Just wow.

Quote :

"Ideally no more than 115 lbs . . I like my women with some meat on them. "

10/28/2008 10:47:15 PM

that has to be a joke

10/28/2008 10:51:17 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4m/897865019.html

Quote :

"Obama Rally - 22 (Raleigh) Reply to: pers-897865019@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-29, 9:18AM EDT young republican here looking for that young obama voter who wants to be fucked in many ways. meet me downtown after the rally. "

10/29/2008 10:59:43 AM

aha, look at the update

10/29/2008 6:32:53 PM

this shit is lulz

10/29/2008 9:04:35 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/898445167.html

Quote :

"White Female for Black Man--Lets celebrate Obama! - w4m - 33 (Raleigh) Reply to: pers-898445167@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-29, 5:08PM EDT I am a 33 married white female searching for a change! My husband is away on business next week, and I'll be voting Obama who is all about change. I have never been with a black man, but now want to! Maybe on election night we can bring in the great news of our countries first Black President together. Im 100% real...I am a smoker (cigarettes) Im a thicker woman...and I have a pic. "

10/29/2008 9:29:49 PM

her nips look like bovine udders

10/29/2008 9:37:44 PM

hahahahah that fat kid is hilarious

10/29/2008 10:48:42 PM

Quote :

"PHOTOSHOP WIZ NEEDED ASAP Date: 2008-09-23, 9:19AM CDT I need original cell phone statements scanned and numbers changed then reprinted front and back!, if this is something you can do well and do in a very quick manner I need to speak with you asap... There are three to four bills that need to adjusted with numbers on pages, front and back. I am dealing with a jealous boyfriend that wants to see my statements asap. I am willing to compensate with a nice sum of cash! I will come to your location and wait to have them done, must have a a nicer printer, I will supply the paper. "

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/851871908.html

LOL

11/1/2008 1:43:40 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/spo/903744163.html

11/3/2008 5:14:42 PM

^damn that shits bad ass

11/3/2008 5:17:44 PM

and way tooooo expensive

11/3/2008 5:30:59 PM

i see that bus every day my life

11/3/2008 5:31:43 PM

he must of gotten sick of pulling for the pack.

11/3/2008 6:30:49 PM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/m4w/911294180.html

11/9/2008 4:19:48 AM

Quote :

"Hello I am writing on my computer to tell you that you are very cute!! I am likeing your prettyhair that surrounds your face like beautiful music. I would much like to take you disco dancing and know that you are dancing with me very pretty. Maybe some day this will be, no? For you are like sunset. I write pottery about you, maybe I will read it to you someday and you will smile and we will kiss. Maybe some day, my fair beautiful princess. Your loving admirer awaits you in grandness and hopeful for this to be someday."

how sweet...

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/901637456.html

11/9/2008 4:38:35 AM

LOL

I write pottery about you

[Edited on November 9, 2008 at 4:40 AM. Reason : mislead by spellcheck?]

11/9/2008 4:39:39 AM

definitely not 10/10 but I giggled, lul

Quote :

"SEEKING TALL, HAIRY, LUMBERJACK TYPE - 22 Looking for a tall (at least 6'0), fully bearded (no hairy backs please), masculine "lumberjack type" MAN to have fun with (no strings attached). Generally not looking for anyone over 30 but exceptions could be made. Send your picture (in flannel if available)."

[Edited on November 9, 2008 at 9:56 AM. Reason : .]



[Edited on November 9, 2008 at 9:57 AM. Reason : l2post]

11/9/2008 9:56:31 AM