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for marko because he loves page numberings

1/22/2009 7:37:02 PM

Quote :

"I'm trying to think... of her mouth and your junk, but i'm not clever enough"

-pilgrims hoes

1/23/2009 3:57:19 PM

Quote :

" This made me want Five Guys!"

-packboozie

1/23/2009 9:02:03 PM

Quote :

"I am a HUGE fan of the 911"

-TKE-Teg

Ah, the simple joys of using Garage quotes to make people look like terrorists.

1/24/2009 1:40:19 AM

Quote :

"I have prints of my dong on my ceiling fan"

EMCE

1/24/2009 1:52:04 AM

Quote :

"I love the feeling of it melting in my mouth."

sawahash


[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 10:00 PM. Reason : dammit]

1/26/2009 9:59:51 PM

"Her latest conquest was my hot pink thong. She pooped it out and couldn't get it all out so I had to help her. That was so disgusting and so funny at the same time. She was running around with my thong hanging out her ass"

-divababy

1/27/2009 4:26:11 PM

1/27/2009 4:26:53 PM

1/27/2009 4:29:45 PM

Quote :

"I guess I just have a crappy personality"

- sawahash

1/27/2009 11:26:08 PM

"hey big boy. i'll get up in your guts, alright."

-joenumbers

1/28/2009 8:16:18 PM

on AIM:
Woodfoot: one time i ate a mcdonalds cheeseburger that had been in the back of my car for two weeks

1/28/2009 8:45:43 PM

oh yeah totally

my mom freaked out and wanted to take me to poison control or the emergency room

i was like

whatever

i don't think i even poo'ed funny after that

now, it could explain alot of the funny poos i take now though

1/28/2009 8:47:40 PM

Quote :

"NCSUWolfy run back with my box and share with my friends "

1/29/2009 1:16:14 PM

Quote :

"i'd rather get cancer than not bust a nut."

BobbyDigital

1/29/2009 7:05:04 PM

Quote :

"should i put my balls in the freezer?"

Novicane

1/30/2009 6:21:07 PM

Quote :

" I've seen more dick than any girl on this board"

-SlaveFamous

2/5/2009 9:08:30 AM

Quote :

"he came ! fuckin finally"

- Slave Famous

2/5/2009 1:02:00 PM

Quote :

"i have not been laid in a long while"

-Gunzz

2/6/2009 4:18:55 PM

Quote :

"i used to play with EMCE, but he always got mad when i threw all his shots across the playground WHAAAAT"

-jackleg

2/8/2009 2:41:17 AM

Fhqwhgads:

Quote :

"I do from BJ's"

[Edited on February 8, 2009 at 6:09 PM. Reason : a]

2/8/2009 6:09:07 PM

me: what would you do without my cookies?

him: date a girl scout?

2/8/2009 10:32:17 PM

Quote :

"i did a search on here for "dick joystick""

-NCJockGirl

2/9/2009 9:30:25 PM

Quote :

"I'd be happy to keep going, but I doubt you want that"

djeternal

2/10/2009 7:11:05 PM

I am quoted in this thread entirely too much. I need to learn how to word my shit

[Edited on February 10, 2009 at 7:12 PM. Reason : a]

2/10/2009 7:11:59 PM

Quote :

"I need to learn how to word my shit"

-djeternal

2/10/2009 7:14:01 PM

DAMMIT

2/10/2009 7:14:28 PM

Quote :

"yea but sauce is like my dad's specialty. i like his sauce."

khcadwal

2/11/2009 11:03:49 AM

Quote :

"yessss i didn't know i was pregnant"

khcadwal

2/15/2009 7:05:49 PM

Quote :

"there'll be plenty of dudes to keep brett occupato"

elkaybie

2/19/2009 10:52:17 AM

From Chatterbox:

Quote :

"pilgrimshoes (2:39) : you should see the pms i got"

2/19/2009 2:41:16 PM

my quote in here (^^^) isn't really THAT funny. i think all quotes could be "out of context" when edited!

2/19/2009 2:42:13 PM

Quote :

"i think all could be "out" when edited!"

khcadwal

2/19/2009 2:43:41 PM

Quote :

"i got the shots right when they came"

rjrgirl

2/19/2009 2:50:11 PM

"i go to town. i'll wet the non-soap hand, put soap on, lather, then wet both hands, then rinse. THEN i get down to business."

-ncstatetke

2/19/2009 3:15:20 PM

^^ thats a good one

2/19/2009 3:15:49 PM

Quote :

"Jeepin4x4 All American 13512 Posts user info edit post i would rather have a fat darrell any day of the week "

2/19/2009 3:36:45 PM

Quote :

"sorry if i blew your schtick, omar"

-simonn

2/19/2009 11:28:58 PM

hahahahahaha

did not see that coming.

2/19/2009 11:34:59 PM

2/19/2009 11:36:19 PM

"I don't do anal so I don't know these things"

-punchmonk

2/20/2009 4:18:09 PM

"I'm very well versed in the matter of your mother's vaginal secretions"

-ShawnaC123

/eww

2/20/2009 5:45:50 PM

Quote :

"The wide rear hips are nice to notice from some angles -particularly from the rear- also."

-Ahmet

[Edited on February 21, 2009 at 12:09 AM. Reason : /]

2/21/2009 12:09:24 AM

Quote :

"They are nice amac. I just prefer not to have anything around my ankles."

-hershculez

2/23/2009 12:18:05 PM

Quote :

"'hey I'm a fag.'"

-seedless

2/23/2009 1:02:40 PM

"Appreantly cats are natural deep throats"

-seedless

2/25/2009 1:20:39 PM

Quote :

"Wraith I'm looking for something thick and creamy. "

2/25/2009 2:42:36 PM

HAHA just saw that tater soup be damned

2/25/2009 2:43:25 PM

hahahahahaha....did you say that steve?

2/25/2009 9:32:27 PM

nice punchmonk. very nice.

2/25/2009 9:36:17 PM