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11/6/2010 4:36:25 PM

So full

Dunno if I'll have room for oysters later

11/6/2010 5:18:43 PM

the cheeseburger bread just finished

11/6/2010 5:21:33 PM

i think i'm in like

11/6/2010 5:26:20 PM

3rd shit of the day.

11/6/2010 5:27:06 PM

fuck, i could use a hug right now...

11/6/2010 5:40:55 PM

11/6/2010 5:46:05 PM

my dog is having some crazy dream

11/6/2010 5:54:32 PM

i'm still mad about the game

11/6/2010 6:00:33 PM

^ me too if I weren't an alcoholic I'd be drinking

11/6/2010 6:08:23 PM

and that was the very first time I've ever bought Future Islands tickets in advance

(I've seen them around 12 times )

11/6/2010 6:43:50 PM

I don't ever want to have to pull for Carolina again

11/6/2010 7:09:06 PM

ugh tomorrow until like 10:30 am is going to suck balls

huge fat hairy sweaty smegma-y AIDS balls

[Edited on November 6, 2010 at 7:58 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2010 7:55:49 PM

what do you have against huge, fat, hairy balls?

11/6/2010 7:57:31 PM

EVERYTHING

11/6/2010 7:58:54 PM

Yo....we're offended

11/6/2010 8:01:45 PM

11/6/2010 8:02:20 PM

no injury status?

11/6/2010 8:03:12 PM

Sooooo tired, but I must take advantage of an extra hour of drinking time tonight.

I MUST

11/6/2010 8:08:02 PM

Sigh

11/6/2010 8:11:00 PM

so i was invited to come over to a girls house tonight and drink and go out and drink with her. she wants to get pretty hammered. i don't drink and drive, but i like her. so i don't really want to invite myself to crash over. How should I play it? safe, until she says not to worry i can stay with her? or just start drinking hard and figure it out later?

11/6/2010 8:29:46 PM

well do you want sloppy sex or non sloppy sex?

11/6/2010 8:32:23 PM

hahah i actually like this girl so i wasn't going to try for sloppy sex this time. but i wont turn it down

11/6/2010 8:36:13 PM

^^^ go out. don't drink. when she sees you not drinking, she'll ask why. that's when you say "yeah, I don't drink and drive.... and I'll have to get home at some point".

Of course, she will then offer to let you crash at her place. THAT's when you take her up on her offer, and then:

11/6/2010 8:37:21 PM

Cab it to her house....drank...get fucked up (maybe get a bj before you go out)....hit up the bar...pay for the cab and drop her ass off and go home

11/6/2010 8:37:32 PM

the top of my cat's head smells funny

11/6/2010 8:38:36 PM

The Hangover has got to be one of the most overrated comedies ever

11/6/2010 9:01:01 PM

so is your peen but I ride it anyways

11/6/2010 9:01:57 PM

I wasn't aware that it was an overrated comedy

11/6/2010 9:03:20 PM

where have you been mannn?

11/6/2010 9:04:15 PM

emma was being so sweet and licking the tears from my face



and then she bit my cheek

11/6/2010 9:06:02 PM

that doesn't sound terrible...i mean who wants their peen to invoke laughter after all

11/6/2010 9:06:26 PM

I laugh when I'm happy

I want your penis to make me happy

Well not yours but yeah

11/6/2010 9:08:53 PM

you better let that be known before you start laughing

11/6/2010 9:09:44 PM

hahahahaha

TR00

11/6/2010 9:10:25 PM

I guess the tone of the laugh would help decipher how you felt about it

11/6/2010 9:12:25 PM

I think we need to test this theory.

Just for scientific reasons and all

11/6/2010 9:14:01 PM

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE

me and my roommate have a running joke to call things "SCIENCE FACT" since that's what they say in the shake weight for dudes infomercial

"Science Fact states that ShakeWeight will make you stronger"

11/6/2010 9:17:03 PM

ooooh

before I return the shake weight I bought for halloween my friends and I are going to make a video

I shall use SCIENCE FACT because I love the men's commercial!

11/6/2010 9:26:05 PM

WHY IS THERE NO GOOD FOOTBALL ON? EVERY ONE IS FUCKING SHUTTING THE BED.

11/6/2010 9:28:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI

SCIENCE FACT

11/6/2010 9:30:39 PM

I just changed my ringtone to "Like a G6"

I don't know but I love listening to that damn song when I'm getting ready to go out

11/6/2010 9:46:14 PM

hmmm totally not feeling this girls night slumber party thing....I really wanted to go out and get wasted but I guess being warm and bored will be fine too. I should put on pants

11/6/2010 9:49:33 PM

^^Every time I hear that song I think Pontiac G6

11/6/2010 9:52:21 PM

my dad plays starcraft....NERD

11/6/2010 10:14:36 PM

The State loss has put me in a foul mood that I have yet to overcome. I almost had a fit at work.

11/6/2010 11:55:18 PM

^I know how you feel.

11/7/2010 12:09:48 AM

Thinking bout fishing the eno til my legs go numb

11/7/2010 12:29:11 AM

ugh i'm going to die alone. WHY don't I like this guy. I should like this guy. We have friends in common, interests in common, he's a great kisser.

NO. CLICK.

i'm totally over him already. why do I only find douchebags with girlfriends attractive

fml i'm going to bed

11/7/2010 1:15:58 AM

i love time travel

11/7/2010 1:24:28 AM