Quote :

"In my defense, I don't know any of the tricks that ugly people use to try to make themselves look less ugly. I should have consulted fat girls before taking the picture."

relevant

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 10:52 PM. Reason : tldr change your hair part to the other side]

3/9/2012 10:51:38 PM

^^I'm in the process of doing just that. Sadly, for me, "the process" moves with the same speed and facial hair consistency of a normal 13 year old boy, so it looks pretty ridiculous for a while.

The long term plan is the Peace Corps. The way I figure it, by the time I get back from Latin America I will be:

1) Thinner, from dysentery
2) Better muscled, from having to actually do stuff
3) Tan, from the tropical sun

Based on prior experience and those assumptions, I'll look pretty damn good...for about four months, before my usual habits of Bojangles and inactivity return me to the twisted and broken form before you now. So I'd better use those four months to knock somebody up so they're stuck with me even after I show my true nature.

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 10:56 PM. Reason : I will take hair-part-reversal under consideration]

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 10:57 PM. Reason : but only because the suggestion came from our fearless leader]

3/9/2012 10:55:56 PM

use more myspace angle

3/9/2012 10:57:26 PM

Quote :

"thegoodlife3, I may be mistaken, but it appears that you are sitting at the far corner of the bar at Mitch's, right in front of the coppertop"

also the tv fucking says mitch's tavern raleigh

3/9/2012 11:16:45 PM

Quote :

"I always thought it was for really boring people"

boring?

if you're definition of boring is people who enjoy a bar filled with history/good food, then I guess I'm boring

people shitting on Mitch's ain't cool

3/9/2012 11:29:32 PM

haha fuck mitch's dude. history for sure, but i think youre putting [mitch's pussy] on a pedestal

motherfuckers gave me a grilled cheese sammich (offa the secret menu no less) where the bread was burned and the cheese wasnt melted

how the fuck does that even happen?

3/9/2012 11:32:34 PM

who orders a grilled cheese sammitch at Mitch's?

c'mon man

it's not that expensive to eat there

3/9/2012 11:34:47 PM

lol I wasn't calling you boring

the only people I hear of going to mitch's are super boring folk....so I was surprised you were there

that is all

3/9/2012 11:38:28 PM

Quote :

"I will take hair-part-reversal under consideration] [Edited on March 9, 2012 at 10:57 PM. Reason : but only because the suggestion came from our fearless leader"

i'm just the messenger. dude on the radio show figured it out.

jimmy carter took his advice and still lost to reagan so ymmv

3/9/2012 11:39:40 PM

it's not that expensive...CHEEKY BASTARD!

3/9/2012 11:43:42 PM

Quote :

"so I was surprised you were there"

I enjoy bars like that

and

I have family reasons for going there

3/9/2012 11:59:13 PM

dis my lazyday photo

3/10/2012 12:01:08 AM

it looks like someone photochopped you in there

3/10/2012 2:52:58 PM

Man, I like Mitch's but I have never been too exciting to hang with...not quite boring but not quite exciting. Hmmmm....

Also, GrumpyGOP, try some facial hair. That might help the baby face and might help you to feel more confident about your looks?

3/10/2012 7:48:26 PM

Had GrumpyGOP been in a polo or nice button up shirt (and not in the woods) that photo may have come out a little different

^youse not boring miss

3/10/2012 7:55:20 PM

Quote :

"not quite boring but not quite exciting"

this sums me up quite nicely

3/10/2012 8:02:02 PM

Pretty much any dude with a full beard gets my vag moist.

3/10/2012 8:35:29 PM

I don't know which one you are but I'm going to do my obligatory Y/N tally.


Y n
y Y N

3/10/2012 8:44:14 PM

those girls will now do the same for you:

N N
N N N

3/11/2012 12:39:20 AM

Oooh burn!

3/11/2012 12:44:28 AM

i went on a date with acraw once.

we went to see the get up kids in daytona on spring break

we ended up leasving the venue and walking down florida avenue, holding hands and chugging sparks until we could barely stand

then we went back to the motel and skrimp-boated in a bed already occupied by our friends we were on SB with

all in all a good trip

yelled at an mtv vj on the street, but no guest spot on total spring break request live. acraw was gonna send a shout out to semisonic. i never mentioned it, but in that monet, when she told me, i hated her...deeply. but i got over it when i got a sunset wristy next to 4 other couples on the beautiful sands of daytona beach



also im drunk. 4loko will make you a good storyteller.

3/11/2012 12:51:09 AM

Quote :

"Also, GrumpyGOP, try some facial hair. That might help the baby face and might help you to feel more confident about your looks?"

As I said somewhere above, the facial hair is returning, but it does not do so quickly. Mine are not a hirsute people.

And now I fear people have gotten the wrong impression. There isn't a confidence issue, really. My self-esteem in matters of wit and intellect is so grossly over-inflated that a hefty dose of humility about my appearance can only provide a healthy balance.

Quote :

"Had GrumpyGOP been in a polo or nice button up shirt (and not in the woods) that photo may have come out a little different"

I get that you people are not fond of the Hawaiian shirts, but since when is living in the woods a problem?

(It occurs to me that I should clarify that in this instance, "you people" refers to the plumbing rather than the tan.)

3/11/2012 1:11:03 AM

^^ true story

3/11/2012 1:25:43 AM

I'm in Hawaii now. I feel at home in my Hawaiian shirts and I'm gonna bring back more.

3/11/2012 1:28:36 AM

MJ Cirque show tonight

it ain't my face


but i broke the law, so i don't give a fuck

3/11/2012 1:52:27 AM

are you the girl who licked her own nipple? that picture that was floating around?

3/11/2012 1:56:20 AM

aha
no

that wasn't me

3/11/2012 1:57:16 AM

sry the pic is so big. i am so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/20/2012 8:15:45 PM

wow, that is too cool. i want to pet a penguin!

[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 8:16 PM. Reason : ps what is wrong with that penguin on the left's head? ]

3/20/2012 8:16:21 PM

Me in the library watching the tournament

3/20/2012 8:22:30 PM

my 70s stache

3/20/2012 8:28:26 PM

hahah nice stache

3/20/2012 8:30:19 PM

green jay-- if you're ever in galveston, tx--you can!

that's bumble bee, he has a genetic thing that leaves little bald spots on his head & belly

3/20/2012 10:03:00 PM

got a pic with the little man in the canoe

3/22/2012 2:25:43 PM

Rarely does anyone with a beautiful face worth looking at post in this thread.

3/22/2012 2:31:21 PM

theres my face

3/22/2012 2:35:15 PM

well ill be goddamned i didnt know there were penguins at moody gardens

3/22/2012 2:35:44 PM

I didn't know there were penguins there, and I didn't know NCSUWolfy was so gorgeous! I'm jealous of your penguin job, that's so cool!

3/22/2012 2:37:28 PM

I kinda blend in because its so dark

3/22/2012 2:37:49 PM

Who is the Morganette?

3/22/2012 2:41:13 PM

Quote :

"also im drunk. 4loko will make you a good storyteller."

3/22/2012 2:43:40 PM

3/22/2012 2:44:40 PM

Pikey...I have no clue

There was a ton of those chicks running around the party and she was like "I'LL TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU"

3/22/2012 2:45:31 PM

DB has a flashlight in her bum ITT

3/22/2012 2:46:36 PM

HAHAHA my ass is an enlightening experience

3/22/2012 2:48:02 PM

3/22/2012 2:48:19 PM

Quote :

"also im drunk. 4loko will make you a good storyteller."

3/22/2012 2:48:36 PM

4LWMUGS

[Edited on March 22, 2012 at 2:55 PM. Reason : .]

3/22/2012 2:55:12 PM

AID

3/22/2012 3:00:35 PM

set em up ----------->

3/22/2012 3:03:44 PM