Quote :

"though i think i prefer fried chicken warm...its a close call though."

That's the beauty of both it and pizza...you get the best of both worlds...there's always too much to eat when you first get it, so there's plenty left to have cold.

That argument makes me think of the 30 Rock episode where Jack and Banks are arguing:

Banks: You know revenge is a dish best served cold Jack like sashimi or pizza.

Jack: You prefer cold pizza?!

Banks: The morning after, it’s the best.

Jack: Better than hot pizza? That’s insane!

Banks: You don’t tell me what kind of pizza to like!!

11/14/2010 5:57:42 PM

I, too, prefer my food warm

11/14/2010 6:04:17 PM

no cold leftover steak sandwiches??

11/14/2010 6:06:28 PM

Quote :

"cold leftover steak sandwiches"

This. Plus the cold leftover turkey sandwiches after Thanksgiving...(or cold leftover honey baked ham sandwiches)

11/14/2010 6:07:36 PM

why am i always so hungry when i'm hungover?


i ate a big lunch 3 hours ago and now i'm hungry again


maybe it's all the food talk in the last page

11/14/2010 6:12:51 PM

i always am too. i think its because there is like one (or two) things that satisfy my hangover cravings and i have to eat until i figure out what those things are

11/14/2010 6:14:33 PM

that really could be it...

the sweet and sour chicken i had for lunch was delightful though

11/14/2010 6:15:42 PM

Where to live?
What kind of house to buy?
Decisions decisions

11/14/2010 6:23:07 PM

local news, especially on a sunday night, is like the worst thing i've ever seen

these people are horrible

11/14/2010 6:24:33 PM

damn all this food talk. someone tell what me what i should eat. i'm really hungry but can't figure out the perfect food.

11/14/2010 6:25:35 PM

^News 14 Carolina takes the gold medal there.

The anchors always look like they're one story away from giving up on life and running out into traffic.

11/14/2010 6:26:27 PM

pretty sure stella only wants the left side of the love seat because thats where I wanna sit

11/14/2010 6:58:37 PM

HA! justin's teenager cousin blocked us all on fb from her wall

11/14/2010 7:28:40 PM

its because youre old and you dont know what its like

11/14/2010 7:33:14 PM

apparently

I think justin's mom commenting on her new profile photo was the catalyst to this whole blocking ordeal. i never even check her page except I wanted to see what his mom posted, and I was like "shit! she blocked us! what a nerd...lol"

11/14/2010 7:38:57 PM

my dad's first wife commented on one of my status updates after (i guess) she had seen my half-brother & half-sister comment on it. i was all WTF? and changed my privacy so people i wasn't friends with couldn't see those.

[Edited on November 14, 2010 at 7:50 PM. Reason : ]

11/14/2010 7:50:09 PM

yeah i too have it so people i'm not friends with can't see it

i just think it's funny that she's 14/15 now and hiding her wall from us (and we are friends on fb). i get it though...we're old. lol

[Edited on November 14, 2010 at 7:58 PM. Reason : ]

11/14/2010 7:57:48 PM

i should buy some food but i'm usually never home to enjoy it. I can make ramen or eat nothing...

11/14/2010 8:57:14 PM

Warm delicious snugglefucking.

BEST WORD EVER!

11/14/2010 9:14:50 PM

I really wish my laptop's sound worked. Finally find out how to get NFL games for free online and I can't listen to them

11/14/2010 9:15:37 PM

i am judging myself for craving mcdonalds right now

11/14/2010 9:40:23 PM

^

the other day at work for lunch i ate: a large fry and a large coke

whoops

it was so delicious though

11/14/2010 9:41:05 PM

antenna + converter FTW

11/14/2010 9:41:07 PM

http://m.deadspin.com/5680796/front-row-lap-dance-at-the-cowboys-game

11/14/2010 9:42:02 PM

I want Hardee's

and I'm not even high

oh Sru, that is so old

[Edited on November 14, 2010 at 9:42 PM. Reason : asdfds]

11/14/2010 9:42:14 PM

^4

its because i've been so busy i didnt' eat today and my brain is being a total french fry whore

i might have to go get some

11/14/2010 9:45:12 PM

I just can't afford to eat well right now.

and Hardee's is delicious.

11/14/2010 9:46:03 PM

^^^

Quote :

"Relax, people. I grew up in Dallas, and this is normal. Matter of fact, in Pop Warner ball, we had this one play called the Dry Hump. On Hut 2, the right offensive tackle would start faux-fuckin' the left defensive end while the pulling guard performed frottage on the nosetackle. Meantime, the left offensive tackle would engage in spirited outercourse with the right defensive end. While all this was happening, I'd sprint around the right side, untouched, for the score. After that? Yes, we'd line up for the two-point conversion. By then, of course, the defense was totally aroused and I'd just walk the thing in."

lol

11/14/2010 9:46:05 PM

being in bed before 10pm makes me feel like and old person

11/14/2010 9:57:15 PM

relationships suck sometimes

11/14/2010 9:58:47 PM

..... i've been in bed since like 9

11/14/2010 9:58:56 PM

^^ OMG, she called off the engagement?!

11/14/2010 9:59:20 PM

you have me confused with DZAGS18... i am not getting engaged!

11/14/2010 10:01:52 PM

OMG, you're calling off our engagement?!

11/14/2010 10:03:33 PM

11/14/2010 10:04:26 PM

Y'ALL ALL THE SAME

11/14/2010 10:05:32 PM

11/14/2010 10:17:34 PM

11/14/2010 10:19:17 PM

its way too late for me to be this awake

11/14/2010 10:22:47 PM

Quote :

"..... i've been in bed since like 9"

well technically, i've been in bed since 7:30

whoops

11/14/2010 10:23:34 PM

I dare somebody to watch this...I have not the guts

http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2008/05/angela-lansbury-masturbates-in-tub.html

11/14/2010 10:24:01 PM

bone zone

11/14/2010 10:31:51 PM

Sarah Palin's Alaska is seriously a show?

11/14/2010 11:25:04 PM

not just a show, but it's reality!

11/14/2010 11:35:59 PM

dRinking alone for the 2nd night in a row seems more like a solution than a problem...

11/15/2010 12:42:26 AM

^an inspiration to us all

11/15/2010 12:54:00 AM

Insomnia, please to go away. Today was supposed to be go back to work day



Is it 2011 yet?

11/15/2010 12:54:33 AM

It's a nice feeling when the heat kicks on and you're surrounded in warmth for five or ten minutes.

I think I'm going to get another beer in violation of my diet protocols because for some reason I've come down with the emos.

11/15/2010 12:58:40 AM

Hurts so good.

11/15/2010 1:14:48 AM

Literal music videos bring the hilarity.

11/15/2010 1:44:59 AM