YES YES it was

10/31/2007 8:21:37 PM

hmmmmmmm

10/31/2007 9:40:21 PM

there's a fuck ton of people outside Pi bar right now.

10/31/2007 9:41:12 PM

man i really dont want to have any random incounters with people in costumes

i know if i go out i'll see that shit...

cashier at foodlion is all like whur yo costume

10/31/2007 9:54:27 PM

Quote :

"whur yo costume"

ahahaha lol

10/31/2007 9:57:36 PM

was it the cashier who looks very strongly like "she" may have previously been identified as a "he"?

10/31/2007 9:59:34 PM

hey simonn i heard you like to suck santa's balls

10/31/2007 10:00:21 PM

LOL

10/31/2007 10:17:12 PM

I think I need my own personal trainer/fitness consultant.

I need a firm kick in the buttocks to get motivated to get back into reasonably decent shape.

10/31/2007 10:18:48 PM

me too man, ive been slackin lately

10/31/2007 10:19:15 PM

Quote :

"hey simonn i heard you like to suck santa's balls"

the actual exchange was

:::while ffjackso is giving head to santa:::::

Santa: ffjackso you piece of shit, you can't even suck balls
ffjackso: the hell i can't, your balls are just numb santa, give it some time.
Santa: Simonn could suck my balls better than this, and he's straight!
ffjackso: fuck you santa, yoshiemaster is the man btw

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 10:20 PM. Reason : ]

10/31/2007 10:19:43 PM

you had a dialogue in your head about a gay santa

10/31/2007 10:21:41 PM

a bit of transcription error, but yes that's about what happened.

10/31/2007 10:22:07 PM

that makes me more of a man

10/31/2007 10:22:08 PM

simon and yoshie

10/31/2007 10:23:17 PM

ahaha gg.

i'm too lazy to look up a picture of you so you win this time.

10/31/2007 10:24:42 PM

10/31/2007 10:26:11 PM

so tdub got sold? interesting.

10/31/2007 10:41:17 PM

for real?

10/31/2007 10:43:09 PM

I should have thought to give her the pairs of earrings she's left here.

10/31/2007 10:43:30 PM

fuck i wish it was 2am so i could pick up my girl and her roommates from downtown then go back to the apartment with their drunkasses...

10/31/2007 10:44:08 PM

^^^ check the home page

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 10:44 PM. Reason : ^]

10/31/2007 10:44:17 PM

hmmm

10/31/2007 10:46:34 PM

buttsecks

10/31/2007 11:08:31 PM

shitdickery

10/31/2007 11:11:37 PM

i may have had something to do with that

10/31/2007 11:11:45 PM

Quote :

"shitdickery"

Hickory dickery dock
her tongue ran up his cock
[i no longer know the rest of that nursery rhyme, but I know 'shitdickery' will fit in there JUST fine]

10/31/2007 11:13:17 PM

and


that's so cute and i love him to death

10/31/2007 11:20:40 PM

circle jerk in the bathroom near my 24 hour desk

10/31/2007 11:21:52 PM

I want a gun

But I'd rather have a camera

10/31/2007 11:24:27 PM

i want some new shoes

10/31/2007 11:25:04 PM

^such a girl


OTOH, the best compliment I've ever been paid was the female version of that: "you're such a dude!"

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 11:27 PM. Reason : adlkfj]

10/31/2007 11:27:03 PM

well imma need new shoes when i get mine stuck up ur ass

10/31/2007 11:27:52 PM

don't worry

I can expel them.

10/31/2007 11:28:19 PM

oh yea, i'd definitely want it back

10/31/2007 11:28:44 PM

TONIGHT

EXCLUSIVE

XTINE EXPELS YOSHIE'S SHOES OUT HER ASS

10/31/2007 11:29:13 PM

We're gonna have to dip into his stash of boy butter to get them


uh

I'ma stop that train of thought right there

10/31/2007 11:30:16 PM

You strap one on every now and then or what?!!

10/31/2007 11:30:52 PM

you have to mention that butter shit every 6 posts.


on a related note, do you know if u can cook with it?

10/31/2007 11:31:16 PM

You probably can cook with it

wanting to is another matter.

Quote :

"You strap one on every now and then or what?!!"

eh?

10/31/2007 11:31:52 PM

Role reversal.

10/31/2007 11:32:18 PM

No.

Not by choice.

10/31/2007 11:33:07 PM

Holy crap, my hair lifted more than I thought it would I'm going to be a caramel blonde by tomorrow

10/31/2007 11:37:37 PM

Watching scary movies while the boyfriend is snoring on the other couch is a bad idea.

11/1/2007 12:16:29 AM

haha

11/1/2007 12:22:10 AM

wat?

11/1/2007 12:24:01 AM

cig break

11/1/2007 12:35:59 AM

farting when you know that there is no one around is so relieving

11/1/2007 12:48:03 AM

Why the hell am I awake?

11/1/2007 12:49:30 AM

1830

11/1/2007 12:49:46 AM