blah...he goes to sleep so early because he has to be up at 5:30 every morning

11/1/2007 11:06:51 PM

i bet he does

11/1/2007 11:07:18 PM

its not you lol

11/1/2007 11:07:42 PM

lol whatever, he works at eislei (sp?) in RTP and has to drive in morning traffic...

11/1/2007 11:08:29 PM

i bet he does

11/1/2007 11:08:58 PM

stfu

11/1/2007 11:09:58 PM

"morning traffic" is an awful nickname for a girl

11/1/2007 11:10:08 PM

^^i bet i won't

^hahahahahahahaha

please to tell story misha

[Edited on November 1, 2007 at 11:10 PM. Reason : asdasd]

11/1/2007 11:10:10 PM

lol whatever... yeah right... i hate you all!

[Edited on November 1, 2007 at 11:11 PM. Reason : dfsf]

11/1/2007 11:10:53 PM

i hat

hahahahahahha

11/1/2007 11:11:34 PM

i hat you too lol

11/1/2007 11:11:49 PM

What is there that I cannot obtain?

11/1/2007 11:12:06 PM

hat!!!!!!!!!

11/1/2007 11:12:06 PM

^^spanish fly........it's a myth

11/1/2007 11:12:58 PM

Doh! >.<

11/1/2007 11:14:01 PM

haha

11/1/2007 11:14:13 PM

this girl

11/1/2007 11:14:55 PM

sure is quet around here

11/1/2007 11:51:57 PM

Quote :

"my sister let a friend borrow it and she conveniently can't get up with the friend"

that cunt bitch

also, I am going to the party store tomorrow to see what they have in the discount bin

11/1/2007 11:52:52 PM

What is it i'm needing right now?

11/2/2007 12:38:50 AM

11/2/2007 2:26:39 AM

why did I wake up at 4 this morning? I mean really? It's gonna be a super long day for me, and I get to sleep early enough to get enough sleep tonight, and I wake up at 4 and I just can't go back to sleep....and it's because I'm hungry...

11/2/2007 4:04:01 AM

Well, it's 5 now, but if you raided the fridge for some liquor and a sandwich you could've been back in bed by now and quite asleep.

11/2/2007 4:11:51 AM

I might can get an hour of sleep now...I'm starting to yawn

11/2/2007 4:36:46 AM

fucking overslept yet again

im gettin really annoyed with this messed up sleep schedule...

11/2/2007 6:22:47 AM

i put baileys in my coffee this morning. i am soooo rebellious

11/2/2007 6:32:40 AM

http://www.technicianonline.com

11/2/2007 6:55:32 AM

you should post more pictures of your sister. she's cute

11/2/2007 6:59:16 AM

Quote :

"fucking overslept yet again im gettin really annoyed with this messed up sleep schedule..."

11/2/2007 7:18:44 AM

I don't think the cleaning guy could accidentally knock the foot off my keyboard every day. This has to be intentional.

11/2/2007 8:06:52 AM

A dozen roses are only $18. Roses are almost guaranteed to make a woman swoon. You'd think more guys would figure this out.

11/2/2007 9:21:45 AM

^just don't use red

11/2/2007 9:22:17 AM

bwning poopface

11/2/2007 9:23:07 AM

wat

11/2/2007 9:23:32 AM

^^holy mary mother of god

11/2/2007 9:24:33 AM

^^^^ Red is perfect for my fiancee.

11/2/2007 9:25:37 AM

^^^

^^

11/2/2007 9:26:10 AM

well i've found that if i use a different color, i get a better responce because they tie in with different meanings

glad she likes red though

11/2/2007 9:26:41 AM

yeah

if i tried that shit i'd end up getting the color that means "i want to fuck your cousin" inadvertently

i think its chartruse

11/2/2007 9:27:44 AM

i use brown

that way she knows i'm into anal

11/2/2007 9:28:17 AM

yellow is for piss

red means "i want to do you while you are on your period"

11/2/2007 9:28:59 AM

pilgrimshoes (10:24:55 AM): ive realized i have a problem today
pilgrimshoes (10:25:07 AM): these pants give me a mancamel toe
LivinProof78 (10:25:15 AM): hahaha
LivinProof78 (10:25:55 AM): i love how, as fucked up as you are, your moral dilemas and major life crises all revolve around your clothes or something like that
pilgrimshoes (10:26:32 AM): i mean
pilgrimshoes (10:26:35 AM): what else do i have to worry about
LivinProof78 (10:26:48 AM): well i agree

11/2/2007 9:29:28 AM

Quote :

"Roses are almost guaranteed to make a woman swoon. You'd think more guys would figure this out."

:-\

A woman worth her salt will tell you to not waste your money on cut flowers, and that if you MUST get her flowers, to make sure they're potted.

(on a side note, this stance, over the course of our relationship, netted me a very well-timed financial surprise this morning. He even said "You don't need flowers, you're easy, and I never surprise you")

^^Red means "boring and stereotypical". Roses suck, anyway.



[Edited on November 2, 2007 at 9:32 AM. Reason : lkfgj]

11/2/2007 9:31:43 AM

Most florists have charts which show the meanings of the colors. Always ask before you buy a non-red color.

11/2/2007 9:32:22 AM

^^ LOL. Well, I don't want a woman worth salt, I want a woman worth platinum.

11/2/2007 9:33:39 AM

I WANT A WOMAN WORTH $2

11/2/2007 9:34:06 AM

i am worth $2

11/2/2007 9:34:40 AM

well.

11/2/2007 9:34:58 AM

I said worth her salt, not salt. If I'd just said 'a woman worth anything', it might have been simpler >.<

If she's worth platinum, you have to insure the bitch, keep her shiny and unblemished, and worry about cost.

Women should be either silver or titanium
silver: malleable - turn her into what you want to. cost is less of an issue. Tarnishing is a worry.
titanium: unbreakable and low-maintenance, but still sparkly. still fairly inexpensive.

11/2/2007 9:35:47 AM

1834 btw

11/2/2007 9:36:05 AM