fuck you lucy

11/12/2007 10:15:15 PM

I am a damn good girlfriend!

11/12/2007 10:15:48 PM

personal statements ftl

11/12/2007 10:29:13 PM

keep this up, Seattle

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 10:36 PM. Reason : okay, I did NOT mean that interception]

11/12/2007 10:36:06 PM

FUCK

HOW DID I FORGET THIS

11/12/2007 10:37:36 PM

it's raining like hell outside

11/12/2007 10:37:54 PM

OH MY GOD

"just make a googlecalendar, and share it with me so we can plan this"

my mom: 15 minutes and then she throws her hands in the air, and expects me to not get frustrated
my sister: okay *done*

11/12/2007 10:56:13 PM

OMG DJ HACKETT YES

11/12/2007 11:10:30 PM

LOL at what they did to the Mariners' field

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 11:27 PM. Reason : gg]

11/12/2007 11:27:38 PM

ah

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 11:29 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2007 11:28:34 PM

six beers, 150 words

11/13/2007 12:00:23 AM

that's 25 words per beer

you'd best drink more

11/13/2007 12:03:23 AM

I should be in bed

11/13/2007 12:38:54 AM

11/13/2007 12:51:05 AM

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG































































ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

11/13/2007 2:00:03 AM

WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322 Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

11/13/2007 2:01:25 AM

chembob is a biter

not only does he never have anything funny to post in chit chat
but he also steals other peoples material to pass off as his own

11/13/2007 2:02:55 AM

i have the entire day off, so i laid in my bed for the past two hrs thinking i had slept in just to find out its not even 7. i hate waking up this early automatically.

11/13/2007 6:57:34 AM

i'm getting a swift kick in the ass by Cisco this morning... I wish my memory didn't suck monkey balls and I could remember all these damn commands and not have to look anything up

11/13/2007 8:18:45 AM

11/13/2007 8:20:44 AM

^^^ yes this shit sucks

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 8:21 AM. Reason : ^]

11/13/2007 8:20:53 AM

Quote :

"the kid is my half step great nephew"

wide awake wilson for you

ooo back story

xxx (9:16:54 AM): k...my mom was married twice...therefore my brother is actually my half brother...that's why he's 12 years older than me...
xxx (9:18:13 AM): his second wife is 10 years older than him and has a son....making him my half brother's step son...which in turn makes him my half step nephew
xxx (9:19:44 AM): he has an illegitimate son by some chick in little washington....which makes him my half brother's step grandson....which makes him my half step great nephew
xxx (9:19:55 AM): in other words....absolutely no relation to be what so ever
xxx (9:20:00 AM): me*

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 9:22 AM. Reason : e]

11/13/2007 9:16:48 AM

I guess I'm gonna try to finish writing this essay.

11/13/2007 9:22:12 AM

i slept in...must start cleaning. but WHERE do i start?

i think i'll start upstairs.

11/13/2007 10:32:38 AM

I really REALLY don't wanna go to class today

11/13/2007 11:11:08 AM

sawahash's nude pictures

11/13/2007 11:11:58 AM

i gotta stick to my guns

no matter what she says

gotta stick to my guns

11/13/2007 11:12:24 AM

^^i just threw up in my mouth a little

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 11:12 AM. Reason : e]

11/13/2007 11:12:37 AM

that DON'T exist

^

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 11:15 AM. Reason : ]

11/13/2007 11:13:39 AM

oh, don't worry
I'm not going to post them until I cum on them, take a picture of the picture, and then post it

11/13/2007 11:14:17 AM

writing thank you notes for my birthday is a very good use of my work day

11/13/2007 11:14:29 AM

$305

That is acceptable.

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 11:17 AM. Reason : ^are you in DC these days? Matt and I are probably headed up that way in Jan.]

11/13/2007 11:16:24 AM

but in all reality, I really really don't wanna go to class, but I must...and I'm off

11/13/2007 11:31:33 AM

crazy wimmens!

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 11:37 AM. Reason : .]

11/13/2007 11:32:20 AM

^agreed






and now I'm thinking about what to put on my plate...

my last one was something completely random and stupid, but made me laugh- should I go for that again, or try for something a little more meaningful

11/13/2007 11:41:19 AM

cut the mother-fucking a/c off . . . its 60 damn degrees in here.

11/13/2007 11:47:53 AM

^^haha I hear ya

I don't have a clue

I just know that the crazy ones are starting to scare me

I can try to get the girl from the other night to holler at you

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 11:50 AM. Reason : .]

11/13/2007 11:49:32 AM

lookin forward to going home next week

11/13/2007 11:51:21 AM

NO WONDER that didn't make sense

they both made theirs the same color

11/13/2007 12:44:33 PM

why can i motivate myself to clean the house, do laundry, and run errands- but not get this damn homework done?? grrr

Quote :

"i gotta stick to my guns no matter what she says gotta stick to my guns"

yes you do!

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 12:49 PM. Reason : "]

11/13/2007 12:48:16 PM

god i feel like death

11/13/2007 12:49:30 PM

i've never been this damn tight after a run, it hurts just to freakin' stand up all the way

11/13/2007 12:50:51 PM

the price is very right, but that's simply too long of a time period

11/13/2007 12:51:40 PM

woot, business travel tommorow

11/13/2007 12:56:40 PM

Dennis just brought 2 dozen red roses to my work for our anniversary

11/13/2007 1:02:16 PM

I want a new car Everything keeps breaking.

11/13/2007 1:20:19 PM

apparently WRAL feels the need to let us know that blacks add nearly 45 billion to the state's economy

whooptie fucking doo

http://wral.com/news/local/story/2035666/

11/13/2007 1:29:28 PM

^^^who the fuck is this Dennis character

sounds like a doooshbag

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 1:30 PM. Reason : sadf]

11/13/2007 1:29:51 PM

I ate french fries....I feel sick

11/13/2007 1:34:34 PM

1854

11/13/2007 1:40:10 PM