I think you have me confused with someone else.

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[Edited on June 23, 2011 at 6:53 PM. Reason : Peace, we outta here.]

6/23/2011 6:52:28 PM

Hey der FroshKiller Wat you do? Why everybody hate you now?

6/23/2011 7:06:19 PM

I'm not very nice.

6/23/2011 7:08:26 PM

I posted on page 2.

11/8/2011 3:30:21 PM

Does nobody hate him anymore?

That just seems sad. Like the end of an era.

11/8/2011 3:37:53 PM

Consider yourself officially called out you faggot

you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out

11/16/2011 12:41:28 AM

Calling people "faggot" leads to school shootings.



Careful.

11/16/2011 12:42:24 AM

we could get away with that stuff back in the 00s

11/16/2011 12:43:18 AM

the aughts, that is

11/16/2011 12:43:54 AM

here we go

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/11/2011 3:16:40 PM

2012!

2/10/2012 6:16:18 PM

Consider yourself to have been exposed, homosexual

Do you believe you are both physically and mentally resilient?

I ask that you repeat the negative remarks you have said previously on the wolfweb about my friends in our collective presence

We eagerly await the chance to debilitate you in a scuffle, so much so that you will wail at your defeat

2/14/2012 2:23:31 PM

Why do people keep bumping this thread?

8/28/2012 6:45:12 PM

I'm giving $5 lafta bucks to anyone that bumps this thread

8/28/2012 6:56:11 PM

done

8/28/2012 7:03:00 PM

Consider yourself officially called out you faggot

you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out

9/5/2012 3:19:58 AM

2013 coming soon!

11/27/2012 12:27:11 PM

Consider yourself officially called out you faggot

you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out

12/14/2012 2:23:58 AM

Quote :

"Consider yourself officially called out you faggot you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out"

1/11/2013 3:41:37 AM

RattlerRyan pls

2/21/2013 10:18:52 PM

Consider yourself to have been exposed, homosexual

Do you believe you are both physically and mentally resilient? I ask that you repeat the negative remarks you have said previously on the wolfweb about my friends in our collective presence

We eagerly await the chance to debilitate you in a scuffle, so much so that you will wail at your defeat

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/12/2013 12:35:28 PM

I grew up in a strange place. Let me tell you about Exway.

Exway is named after the intersection ("x-way") of State Roads 1005 and 1153. There's little more to it. To give you some idea of just how small the place is, consider:

* The county seat, Troy, has a population of under 3,500 as of the 2000 census.
* Pekin, a subdivision of Troy, is considered a "populated place" by federal standards.
* Exway is a further subdivision of Pekin.
* Exway residents consider Pekin more cosmopolitan because the service station in Pekin--the service station that defined Pekin, really--had two gas pumps and sold kerosene.

I'll tell you more about Exway and Pekin in time. What's important for now is that you understand that Exway, small as it was, represented most of the world as I knew it when I was a little boy. Keep that in mind as you read my stories, and you might start to understand me better.

Exway is a very out-of-the-way place, and I don't really mean geographically. It's surrounded by Highways 73, 731, and 220. I mean it's out of the way in a more outré sense--a strange place, like I said. To illustrate: My story for tonight concerns the tin shanty my great grandparents raised a family in.

Tin shanties are actually very common in Montgomery County, particularly around Pekin and Exway. These buildings are usually wood frames built around a chimney stack, and the walls and roofs of them are sheets of tin. Exway not being a city, there isn't much in the way of city housing codes to enforce. The shanties are a necessity thanks to the poverty that chokes the county, but they're part of Exway's legacy as well.

You see, the primary appeal of the land around Pekin in the early 19th century was its cheapness. Landowners could buy up inexpensive plots, send a few caretakers and slaves to toil there, and earn a little incremental profit off their yields, usually cotton, tobacco, and poultry. Abolition made farming a more costly investment, and the Pekin area's appeal faded. The landowners sold off their properties to their caretakers, and the caretakers took to subsistence farming to survive. Being unable to pay property taxes on the modest plantation houses, the new owners abandoned them to dereliction and built cheap shanties to actually live in. It's not uncommon to see relatively grand houses in ruin mere yards from these shacks.

By accident or design, my great grandparents settled in Exway in the early 20th century and took up residence in such a shanty. Theirs was quite a bit larger than some and boasted amenities like a porch and even a little carport for their Model A. This building sat rotting and rusting behind my maternal grandparents' home, choked by weeds and brambles, hidden away between the woods and a dusty cornfield. My family warned me away from it, saying it was dangerous to play around, and I never had much interest in it anyway.

But when I was 10 or 11, a long drought had killed off most of the growth around the house, and my cousin Brandon and I found an opportunity to explore it. The Model A still sat outside, and we figured that even more treasures waited within.

The shanty stood about a few feet off the ground on thick wooden legs. The underside was a favorite hiding place of my grandparents' dogs. To get inside, Brandon and I had to climb up. It was fairly dark inside despite the afternoon sun, and the floor was littered with old papers and broken toys. I found a stash of old war comics from the late '60s and '70s rotting in a box nearby and deduced that my mother and her brother (my uncle, Brandon's father) must have spent some time out here at some point. The remains of the toys were contemporaneous with the books, and the two of us were pretty excited to have found such potentially valuable relics.

As we moved through the litter, we started noticing how...claustrophobic the floor plan was. There were only two rooms in the building: a living space with a front door that opened onto the porch and a "kitchen" centered on an old wood stove and fireplace. The rooms were separated by a partition. It was a unique partition, though, in that a portion of the walls on either side of the door had been cut into something like picture windows. The partitions here rose to about head height on us, and looking up, there were beams cutting across the tin A-frame ceiling.

And from one of those beams, right in the middle of one of the partitions, was a thick, braided noose.

The shanty stood far from the house, so no one heard me and Brandon scream. We ran all the way back, though, and breathlessly reported what we had discovered. We'd never heard of any lynchings in Exway, never mind in our family, and we demanded some answers. After a lot of protest, we finally convinced some of our male relatives and farm hands to come take a look.

A couple of hands got up into the building with us, but our family kept their distance. One of the hands, an older fella who had been working for my grandfather longer than I'd been alive, nodded as he regarded the rope.

"That there's a Shiloh hitch," he said. "This here rope was made for killin'."

The noose, as it turns out, had been used to string up game and livestock for slaughter in the kitchen. It was meant to suspend rabbits, squirrels, and such by the hind legs so that their throats could be cut, and the blood would collect in a bowl on the shelf built atop the partition beneath. But this particular one, on account of the shanty being larger, had been rigged to hold cows and even horses "arount the head so as y'could bleed 'em without 'em pullin' away." As the family, even with children and guests, sat down for Bible study, someone in the kitchen could kill supper, its bleating cries too loud to ignore.

And the shanty had been specifically constructed with this in mind.

7/27/2013 4:26:06 PM

here are some three word quote Cliff's (Cliff?) notes of this spectacular tale:

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"GREW UP EXWAY"

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"A DUSTY CORNFIELD"

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"10 OR 11"

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"TOYS WERE CONTEMPORANEOUS"

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"THIS HERE ROPE"

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"MADE FOR KILLIN'.""

7/27/2013 4:29:42 PM

12/9/2013 12:45:14 PM

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"BITCH ASS CRYING"

4/11/2014 1:04:15 AM

I remember when this dude was relevant...

It was around the same time jackleg was too.

4/11/2014 1:13:25 AM

SHOTS FIRED ITT

4/11/2014 1:19:04 AM

synapse was nursed by his father.

4/11/2014 9:33:17 AM

consider yourself part of the furniture

4/29/2014 1:51:51 PM

I'd do anything
For one thread, everything
Yes, I'd do anything
(Anything?)
Anything for the Wolf Web

4/29/2014 1:55:09 PM

who will buy my sweet red faggot

4/29/2014 1:57:57 PM

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"ReceiveDeath: Why do you insist on bringing back a thread and posting in my threads about an issue that has already been resolved?? I mean it doesn't get a rise out of me, maybe it makes your dick your hard, but I don't get it. The rest of Tdub is content with it being over and done with, why not you?"

Consider yourself officially called out you faggot ReceiveDeath

6/26/2014 12:21:01 AM

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"YOUR DICK YOUR HARD"

6/26/2014 9:15:52 AM

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"last time i checked, this was the internet"

6/26/2014 9:20:01 AM

Consider yourself officially called out you faggot

you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out

5/7/2015 3:14:18 PM

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out (to dinner)

5/7/2015 3:31:33 PM

haha yeah

when you get taken out... for a free Cook Out tray, provided by the one and only EMCE

5/7/2015 4:28:39 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBeAULf8mxQ&feature=youtu.be

9/16/2017 8:27:23 PM

Consider yourself officially called out you faggot

you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out

9/16/2019 4:14:32 PM

Quote :

"Consider yourself to have been exposed, homosexual Do you believe you are both physically and mentally resilient? I ask that you repeat the negative remarks you have said previously on the wolfweb about my friends in our collective presence We eagerly await the chance to debilitate you in a scuffle, so much so that you will wail at your defeat"

Consider yourself officially called you fagot

do you think you are strong? So come on tell the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW in our face

Can't wait to see your ass crying when you're taken outside

9/16/2019 4:17:48 PM

bttt

4/30/2021 5:22:46 PM

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" synapse was nursed by his father"

4/30/2021 7:22:23 PM

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"Does nobody hate him anymore? That just seems sad. Like the end of an era."

I'll hate him

since he blocked me on Twitter for a frivolous reason

I mean I suck, and none of my content is anything he could relate to anyway, so I don't really care

but he can consider himself officially re-called out

5/1/2021 8:36:46 PM

I have reflected on this incident a few times over the years. Well, not so much the incident itself, more the way I conducted myself in its era.

I used to drop mad F-bombs because it made homophobes lose their minds to get called that. Regret that now. I had some gay friends but never really knew that part of them, so I didn't engage my fucking sympathy and think for two seconds about how it might have made them feel to hear it. I have always had a lot of arrows in my quiver, so it was lazy to keep using that one. Just all the gay joke shit in general, really. Wish I could take that all back and just...I dunno, have told people to deepthroat a front fender or something.

raven928 said if I got punched in the face, I'd would call the cops. He was quoting some shit I had said before. But that was stupid of me and came from a place of not hating the cops sufficiently, and all of that turned way the fuck around not long after this incident with my implication in the blotter hacking.

Still not keen on catching a punch, but on balance? Me getting punched says more about the person who threw it and costs them more than it costs me, so what do I care?

[Edited on May 2, 2021 at 9:25 AM. Reason : attribution]

5/2/2021 9:15:55 AM

WokeFroshKiller

5/2/2021 10:29:16 AM

FroshEmpathizer

[Edited on May 7, 2021 at 11:26 AM. Reason : lolz]

5/7/2021 11:26:17 AM

I appreciate the reflection Frosh.

5/7/2021 7:52:33 PM

I'd take back the N word stuff lolz

I love everybody (except for piece of shit trash assholes), I just always was amused by using the word - which is obviously stupid

which I obviously am

I just hope I never srsly offended anyone with it. if I did, I sorry my brahs I know I'm a dipshit, and probably always will be, but I wouldn't ever want anyone to take me seriously when it came to something juvenile like that :3

fgt is just good old-fashioned redneck bashing though, but I guess we have to leave that one behind too

so long, fgts

jk, consider yourself officially called out f-killer u faggot

P.S. I do need to clarify that I am no longer amused by the n word. I do understand more with each passing year that words do hurt, online or off

and unfortunately, I am good at hurting people with words, so I try not to employ that tool :3

[Edited on May 8, 2021 at 8:27 PM. Reason : VISIBLE EDIT]

5/8/2021 8:25:32 PM

5/29/2004 start of this thread; just finished teaching CH 201; hair - check.
5/10/2021 today; just finished teaching CH 201; hair - not so much.

[Edited on May 10, 2021 at 5:14 PM. Reason : ..]

5/10/2021 5:13:40 PM

20 years ago I was a god damn saint.

Just kidding, I was so lonely. That's why I'd push people's buttons online. I wonder if I'm still that lonely or maybe I'm still pushing buttons out of habit?

My therapist asked me to walk her through a history of my trolling yesterday. That's a good 25 years at least.


[Edited on May 13, 2021 at 11:00 AM. Reason : introspection]

5/13/2021 10:57:55 AM