I AM ............THE FANTASY GURU!

THREE WINS IN ALL THREE FOOTBALL LEAGUES!

(NOT TO MENTION #1 in FANTASY BASKETBALL BY 20 FUCKING POINTS!!!)

11/29/2005 9:59:38 AM

Yea but your user name is still named after a Thundercats character so that pretty much means you lose..

11/29/2005 10:02:10 AM

Quote :

"And the Mets make the playoffs every year!"

11/29/2005 10:39:38 AM

Hines Ward @ Home vs a good Bengels secondary

or

a Streaky but Huge upside Jerry Porter against a weak Chargers secondary @ SD?

discuss........

11/30/2005 10:42:47 AM

Porter...he's been on fire lately

in the past 5 weeks he's had 2 incredible games (123 yards and 2 tds against TEN, 142 yards and 1 td against WAS)...the other 3 have been solid, but I refuse to put him on the bench because of those 2 weeks...I have him ahead of Reggie Wayne now

but this week Wayne>Porter because IND is playing TEN...

[Edited on November 30, 2005 at 11:20 AM. Reason : ...]

11/30/2005 11:03:06 AM

who to start this week:

Brunell vs. St. Louis
Simms vs. Saints

or pick up Ryan Fitzpatrick (since it looks like he might start) vs. Redskins

11/30/2005 11:56:48 AM

go with simms, the saints will not be able to stop the passing game

11/30/2005 7:47:41 PM

i say Brunell based on the fact that St. Louis has the worst defense in the NFL

[Edited on December 2, 2005 at 12:51 PM. Reason : and Santana Moss is unstoppable right now]

12/2/2005 12:51:25 PM

^yeah, so look for Portis to have at least 2 TD's and over 100 yards.

Brunell will probably have around 240 yards and a TD or 2.

12/2/2005 12:54:45 PM

yep

12/2/2005 1:05:09 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes....

but Brunell

or

Warner @ San Fran.??

12/2/2005 1:09:51 PM

Brunell


no question

12/2/2005 1:15:13 PM

^I disagree. I'd say Warner because he should get more TD's. Brunell has only 3 TD's the last 5 weeks. Warner has 7TD's the last 4 weeks.

Now,
Plummer or Green against each other?

The snake has been great, but hasn't been needed for much recently. KC is much better at stopping the run though than the pass & will certainly focus on the run. Green hasn't been the same this year, but is doing alot better & Devner figures to focus on LJ.

[Edited on December 2, 2005 at 1:19 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2005 1:16:12 PM

Warner has the better WR core and has a good match-up, so go with him.

^Yikes, tough choice there, I think it'll be a ground game but I wouldn't be suprised if KC played from behind so I'd actually say Green.

12/2/2005 1:48:13 PM

hahaha Devner

12/2/2005 1:53:35 PM

which RBs to start this week?

I have:

Rudi Johnson
Stephen Davis
Thomas Jones
Jamal Lewis
Fred Taylor, Greg Jones

I'm pretty sure I'll be starting Johnson, but I having trouble figuring out the 2nd RB. I won't start Taylor obviously. After that, I'd guess between Davis, T. Jones, and Lewis.

12/2/2005 4:58:43 PM

Thomas Jones

12/2/2005 5:06:14 PM

quick Q:


Why is Kevin Curtis slated to do so poorly on Yahoo Sports? I have him in two different leagues, he's projected to earn less than 5 points in both leagues. Is there something I need to know?

12/2/2005 5:30:49 PM

^Yeah, Bulger and Martin are out, so the third stringer is in and though he did well last week, they don't expect as much from his this week.

12/2/2005 6:48:17 PM

Who should I start at RB? ( The more important question is who will actually play due to their injury )

Corey Dillon (vs NYJ) or
Tatum Bell (@ KC)

12/2/2005 7:37:25 PM

^Bell...Dillon hardly ever gets carries

^^^^^I would also go with Thomas Jones, but don't sleep on Jamal Lewis...he had a HUGE game last week and may be back in top form after his prison term

12/3/2005 12:25:06 AM

Who to start as my second RB?
Mewelde Moore @ Detroit
Sam Gado @ Chicago
DeShaun Foster vs Atlanta
Antowain Smith vs Tampa Bay

Im leaning toward Moore...not sure what Gado will do against Chicago, I played him two weeks ago and got nothing out of him, benched him last week and he had another great game.

12/3/2005 9:58:17 AM

Moore or Foster ^

12/3/2005 11:18:57 AM

I'd have to go with Moore, especially if you get points for return yards in your league

Gado is playing the bears...look what they did to the panthers running game a few weeks ago, he'd pretty much be my last option right now

12/3/2005 11:19:10 AM

I'm pretty sure who I'm gonna use, but figure I'll get another point of view
PICK 3 AT WR - 0 points per reception, 1 point per 20 receiveing/return yards, 6 pts per TD, -2 pts per fumble

Donald Driver vs. Bears
Bobby Engram vs. Eagles
Antonio Bryant vs. Jags
Jimmy Smith vs. Browns
Eddie Drummond (returner/receiver) vs. Vikings

12/3/2005 11:23:11 AM

Engram
Bryant
Smith



who should i play

Galloway vs NO
or
Housh vs PITT

12/3/2005 4:09:44 PM

^Galloway

12/3/2005 4:10:38 PM

galloway hands down

12/3/2005 4:10:47 PM

I need to pick 3 of the following:

Deion Branch (vs. NYJ)
T.J. Houshmandzadeh (at Pit)
Donte' Stallworth (vs. TB)
Andre Johnson (at Bal)

12/3/2005 4:30:10 PM

the top 3

12/3/2005 4:35:51 PM

Housh vs Pit
T.Glenn vs NYG

?

12/3/2005 6:08:00 PM

Glenn

For those of you in need of a RB...Arrington is getting the start for Arizona this week...he might have a good game and prove to be a great pickup for those who aren't RB heavy

12/3/2005 10:40:08 PM

Quote :

"I'm pretty sure who I'm gonna use, but figure I'll get another point of view PICK 3 AT WR - 0 points per reception, 1 point per 20 receiveing/return yards, 6 pts per TD, -2 pts per fumble Donald Driver vs. Bears Bobby Engram vs. Eagles Antonio Bryant vs. Jags Jimmy Smith vs. Browns Eddie Drummond (returner/receiver) vs. Vikings"

driver instead of bryant

engram
driver
smith


well... bryant and smith are playing each other, so you're guaranteed one of them will be losing at all times, so maybe bryant would be a better choice

[Edited on December 4, 2005 at 6:10 AM. Reason : nvm]

12/4/2005 6:09:07 AM

Pick 1
Portis @ STL
LJ vs Denver

Portis has a much better match-up, but he never gets TD. And LJ is playing a tough opponent but has 4 straight 100-yard games and if they are going to win they'll need him to have a good game so I expect a heavy dose of LJ.

[Edited on December 4, 2005 at 12:08 PM. Reason : .]

12/4/2005 12:07:53 PM

favre or fitzpatrick? i'm leaning toward fitz, but favre is 6-1 at chi... fitz plays washington in stl.

12/4/2005 12:17:57 PM

ahahahhahaha.....

I SAID HOUSH.........I HOPE YOU LISTENED!

- TEH GURU

12/4/2005 2:13:57 PM

yeah i played Housh actually, lol


real quick,
M. Anderson vs KC
or
C. Cooley vs StL

12/4/2005 2:57:56 PM

assuming receiving yards and rushing yards both get 1 point per yard, right?

otherwise its a no-brainer.

either way, rb's (even in a commmitee) are going to see more touches than a TE.

you can go out on a limb, but Mike Anderson is my choice.

12/4/2005 3:02:08 PM

well im just worried because Tatum Bell is back

With Dayne and Bell being in the mix, MA's touches could be limited

[Edited on December 4, 2005 at 3:07 PM. Reason : very limited]

12/4/2005 3:05:53 PM

my receivers are crushing (smith, galloway, wayne and boldin later today), but i went with mcnair over roethlisberger when i read that big ben had a protective device on his glove...that one hurts

12/4/2005 3:15:56 PM

Damnit.

I'm up 15 points, but my opponent still has Shaun Alexander left to play tonight...and he's only been held to under 15 twice this season.

Oh well, I still have my division locked up. Losing this one just means the two of us are tied for the overall #1 in the league.

12/5/2005 12:52:00 PM

i have secured the #1 spot in mine

12/5/2005 3:00:45 PM

^^haha im in the exact opposite situation in a different league. i'm down 15 and all i have left is shaun alexander.

but i think my scoring is different because shaun has only gotten more than 15 6 times in my league.

12/5/2005 3:33:49 PM

I'm up 40 against the #3 team with Alexander still left & him have Josh Brown & Hasselback. I think I feel pretty secure that I will lock up the top seed with this weeks performance, thanks to the Bears & Rudi Johnson.

[Edited on December 5, 2005 at 3:42 PM. Reason : ]

12/5/2005 3:41:41 PM

unless Hasselbeck gets hurt

12/5/2005 3:43:00 PM

Once again.....i hoped you listened tp the guru and played Mike Anderson instead of C. Cooley.

Anderson had about 120 combined and 2 TD's

- The Guru.

Oh yeah...and here are my league stats.

I was in second (on this chart) but will take over #1 after tonight.

*1. Myrtle Beach Monkeys 9-3-0 .750 1588.36 W-7
*2. Chocalate Diapers 9-3-0 .750 1524.94 W-2
*3. Naked Death 8-4-0 .667 1428.70 L-1
4. Hand of Stone Garvin 7-5-0 .583 1236.62 W-1
5. Reservoir Dogs 7-5-0 .583 1127.12 W-1
6. Fingers of The Troll 5-7-0 .417 1219.92 W-1
7. Deac in Your Mouth 5-7-0 .417 1140.62 L-1
8. Nutn~InYourMama's 4-8-0 .333 1061.72 L-1
9. YearoftheBlueDevils 3-9-0 . 250 1130.04 L-4
10. Ateam4life 3-9-0 .250 1044.12 L-4


[Edited on December 5, 2005 at 4:17 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/5/2005 4:13:56 PM

Quote :

"^yeah, so look for Portis to have at least 2 TD's and over 100 yards."

Was right on that account.

Quote :

"Warner has the better WR core and has a good match-up, so go with him."

Good call though I expected Warner to have another TD and one less INT, his 350+ yards helped.

Quote :

"^Yikes, tough choice there, I think it'll be a ground game but I wouldn't be suprised if KC played from behind so I'd actually say Green."

Another good call, Green had 20 less yards passing but 1 more TD.

Quote :

"Moore or Foster ^"

Well, half right, if you went Foster you had a monster pick, if you went Moore..well tough luck.

Quote :

"^Galloway"

Pretty good day, especially since he scored.

And it appears the one question I had I was right in my assessment of both players, haha, too bad I couldn't start both of them.

12/5/2005 4:43:24 PM

oh believe me i played M. Anderson

12/5/2005 4:44:43 PM

If I had started Anderson over LaMont Jordan, I'd basically have a guaranteed win right now.

12/5/2005 4:46:34 PM

Quote :

"Moore or Foster ^"

I started Foster, and it was easily the fantasy move of the year...although it looks like I would have probably won the game regardless of who I started as my #2 .

12/5/2005 10:06:54 PM