Quote :

" I write pottery about you"

that made me LOL

[Edited on November 10, 2008 at 10:39 AM. Reason : ooh! page 19!!!]

11/10/2008 10:38:55 AM

Oh shit, I got a date tomorrow night from this girl in Chapel Hill off this bitch.

11/13/2008 11:51:10 PM

you get pics?



[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 11:53 PM. Reason : keep us updated/we will call the police after you are missing 48hours. haha]

11/13/2008 11:52:38 PM

Yeah I got pics but I'm not gonna post them out of respect for the girl. And I'm pretty sure it's legit because I spent a couple hours talking to her on AIM. But free dinner, limo ride, and some semi-formal get together for a sorority in Chapel Hill. Even if the date sucks it's still totally worth it.

11/14/2008 12:15:06 AM

stupid subprimer won't buy my very old computer now

11/14/2008 12:15:52 AM

damn what is a bitch like that doing on craigslist??

11/14/2008 12:16:54 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/918487386.html

Quote :

"Take my husband please you hall you support Butner NC (sleeping as usual on couch) Reply to: sale-918487386@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-11-14, 2:15AM EST Whines complains ungreatful don't work likes a woman to pay bills wants food falls aslleep befor it is done wakes up demands it again falls asleep then too and drinks gallons of beer he says he has women lined up so if you are one please contact I'll sign him over (WHAT A PRIZE) * Location: sleeping as usual on couch * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

11/14/2008 3:07:13 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4m/919973378.html

Quote :

"Thanks, NCSU Gym Guys - 42 (NCSU) Reply to: pers-919973378@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-11-15, 9:13AM EST This is just an open letter of thanks to the hundreds of hot studs who work out at the NC State gym and rec center. I have never seen so many tight-bodied, good looking studs in one place. And I don't know what "gay fashion conspiracy" was at work that made you all decide to wear slinky shorts and boxers...but damn, that place is full of cocks flapping and flopping back and forth! Wow! To make matters even better, you guys are constantly pulling, tugging, and wiggling those big wieners -- you can't leave 'em alone! It's enough to make a man like me crazy. As for me, I'm the middle-aged guy who also works out there, who is still in good shape, with the big arms and the furry chest. Sometimes I'm on the bench, sometimes I'm hoofing it on the stair climber, sometimes on the bikes. But you can bet that when you guys flop down on the bench (or on those damn giant workout balls) and stick that cock up in the air...I'm creaming inside. Talk about an incentive to work out. I look like your average pussy-fucking guy. But my secret fantasy is wondering what it would be like to be choking on that big meat of yours, or maybe sticking my tongue up inside that funky, sweaty ass. Crazy, huh? So thanks, guys. Nothing will probably ever come of this...but, if you're ever feeling like trying something different, why don't you come over and say hi. You could end up with the monster nut of your life. "

11/16/2008 3:07:43 AM

^ closet homo in his 40s? Could this be Hooksaw?

11/16/2008 3:13:49 AM

ahahaha and RIGHT BELOW THE PREVIOUS ONE:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4m/919955279.html

Quote :

"Hey guys I want hot milk in my mouth and piss . - 32 (WAKE COUNTY) Reply to: pers-919955279@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-11-15, 8:47AM EST I am alone in my home now. "

11/16/2008 3:16:06 AM

Quote :

"Utility bills - $15 Reply to: sale-924298013@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-11-18, 1:54PM EST I need original utility bills (not photocopies) from local gas, electric, water and landline phone companies. Feel free to cross out your name, address, phone number, customer account number and other sensitive information that you don't want to share with me, but please make a note in pencil identifying each erased item (e.g. write "phone number" below where it was crossed out). Send them to this address: Adam Crusoe 510 Meadowmont Village Cir Suite 373 Chapel Hill, NC 27517 Write your e-mail address somewhere on the envelope and I will send you $15 per type of bill by PayPal. So if you send me a gas bill, an electric bill, a water bill and a landline phone bill, I will send you $60. Write "cash" if you want me to send cash to the return address instead. This offer is good for the first five people who send me each type of bill, so hurry! "

11/18/2008 2:55:48 PM

what is he going to do with the bills?

11/18/2008 2:57:44 PM

i know a guy who is named adam and lives in meadowmont

I'm Big Business and approved this message.

11/18/2008 2:57:45 PM

zomg hide ur billz from thsi guy

11/18/2008 2:58:54 PM

Craigslist should be nuked from orbit.

11/18/2008 3:44:16 PM

^ fuck you...i can't begin to count up how much money i've made selling stuff on craigslist, or how much i've saved buying from there

11/18/2008 3:45:08 PM

Okay, don't nuke it but at least murder off some of the weirdos

11/18/2008 3:48:13 PM

this one is genius

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/spa/924379423.html

Quote :

"Stylist/Braider (Durham) Reply to: Aquarius.grady1@gmail.com [?] Date: 2008-11-18, 2:45PM EST Debra's Elegant Beauty needs a Stylist/Braider for Booth Rent. You must have your OWN cliental. Booth rent is only 75$ a week. Only serious injuries only. Call today and start tomorrow. Call Kelly at 667-7671 or 430-2252 Full-time/ part-time available!!!! "

11/18/2008 3:50:08 PM

^^ i'm cool with that

^ serious injuries! nice.

11/18/2008 3:50:56 PM

Quote :

"Gnome Mage (Frost) LFM - 25 (Alexstrasza) Reply to: pers-924224760@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-11-18, 1:12PM EST Lvl 64 Gnome Mage seeks companion. About Me: Roughly 3ft tall. I'm short, but what I lack in height, I make up for it with my AoE abilities. I have my license and reliable transportation. I'd dare even call it epic! I'm a friendly type, and folks in or around Stormwind would definitely agree. I enjoy porting to various parts on the world, and would like to visit Northrend in the coming weeks. I've recently relocated myself to Outlands, and I'm rather enjoying the atmosphere. I would consider frequently visiting Azeroth for the right person, however. You should be: Alliance. I don't seem to communicate well with Horde. I am not concerned with Race or Class, as we'll undoubtedly offer support for one another. Faithful!! I'd like someone that wouldn't leave me for the first Death Knight that sweet talked them. Enjoy travels! I'm sure our day to day life will involve quite a bit of moving back and forth. Disease Free! If you're carrying the Zombie STD, I'm sorry, but my Alliance com padres may very well kill you. Let's face it. Being alone and loving a dead person/gnome/elf/whatever are going to pretty much have the same end result. Sound like your type of fun? Lets bask in the warmth of Hellfire. Lets take a long quiet walk through the woods of Terokkar Forest. Lets dine in Booty Bay on conjured bread and water! "

11/18/2008 3:53:23 PM

Quote :

"hey hottie - w4m - 24 (duke law library) Reply to: pers-924451923@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-11-18, 3:28PM EST sweater over blue button down shirt, sexy side-parted hair, you were looking so serious over your case book. what you're doing to my heart should be an intentional tort! let's just say you have subject matter jurisdiction...over my dreams! "

Haha

11/19/2008 12:42:52 AM

Dumb skank.

Quote :

"WANTED: REI Membership Number (Raleigh) Reply to: sale-931396161@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-11-23, 6:57PM EST I am looking for an REI Membership Number so I can buy Uggs and get 20% off! Anyone willing to let me use it to order online?"

11/23/2008 10:23:30 PM

Quote :

""Thanks, NCSU Gym Guys - 42 (NCSU)"

11/23/2008 10:26:44 PM

Quote :

"To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2008-10-22, 6:10PM CDT I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominick's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime... Location: Schaumburg it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

11/24/2008 2:09:32 PM

Quote :

"Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then. You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus. I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed. Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well. When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts. When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed. When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop" If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave. I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together. Location: Orlando "

dont know if this was posted before...to many pages for me to want to check

11/24/2008 2:46:08 PM

^hahaha

i wonder what he would do if you did the speed run and beat the game in like, 12 minutes or w/e the record is

11/24/2008 2:48:43 PM

looks like with him its a toss up.
hed either jizz til he dehyrdated or beat the shit out fo you

11/24/2008 2:49:56 PM

btt for some of the hilarity i saw today


saw a dude i know posting in there during my daily humor check

[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 2:39 PM. Reason : .]

12/1/2008 2:38:53 PM

Thanks for the link.

12/1/2008 2:44:22 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/940669576.html


i thought i posted. my bad. i think a guy we know is gonna tell his fiance. I would want someone telling me if my fiance was up there

12/1/2008 2:51:04 PM

^Kinda look like Fermat

12/1/2008 2:52:36 PM

daoverto at ncsu dot edu

12/1/2008 2:52:54 PM

homeboy already deleted the posting

12/1/2008 3:27:52 PM

what did it say?

12/1/2008 3:30:31 PM

Thats why you copy and past the post.

Sorry for nut riding.

12/1/2008 3:31:25 PM

I've seen some fucked up shit on craigslist....
...I'll try to remember to post them here next time.

12/1/2008 3:31:33 PM

well, he is engaged to a girl i used to be good friends with.

And it was a fully naked pic with him holding his cock talking about basically how he wanted to get some didnt matter age, race, or anything. And then his unity address and his hometown cell #. It already got back to his fiance (not from me) and i believe she is extremely pissed

12/1/2008 3:32:04 PM

QUOTE THE AD WHEN YOU POST A LINK TO IT

IT'S VERY RARE THAT THE ACTUAL ADS LAST LONG AT ALL

12/1/2008 3:33:12 PM

lols

12/1/2008 3:33:48 PM

Quote :

"It already got back to his fiance (not from me) and i believe she is extremely pissed"

Why on earth would she be pissed? What a bitch.

12/1/2008 3:40:01 PM

i just wanna know how dumb do you have to be to put your face, cell # and unity address up there

12/1/2008 3:41:10 PM

that's almost bad enough to think somebody got ahold of a pic of him and posted it bc they were pissed..perhaps he was cheating on ol girl, the girl got a pic of him then she posted it up hoping his fiance would find out

12/1/2008 3:42:24 PM

Quote :

"Pryers and Sugestions for needy family(do you know anyplaces) (Creedmoor) Reply to: sale-947149527@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-06, 8:32AM EST I have three children who I want to give something for Christmas, I'm on disability, my husband has had back and walking problems for 10 months no dignosis yet but Neuroligist thinks it may be MS(get the results of head MRI on Tuesday), we lost our place and are living in a cheap fixer upper camper in my parents back yard any sugestions on a place to get help with gifts, a bath chair,carpet (your scraps could probaly redo my whole trailer) and a peice of pannel board, a radio reciver have speakers but radio died and a mens coat XL something kinda 3/4 leanth my husband stays cold since he has been sick God Bless you if you have any of these items and want to donate them if not please pray for us....Thank-You God Bless Jesus is the reason for the season "

Oh my god my eyes

12/6/2008 10:37:15 AM

http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/page/1

this guy is freaking hillarious

12/6/2008 10:53:34 AM

http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/60079458/tattoo-records

i almost spit my drink out at work...especially when he gets down to MLK

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 11:33 AM. Reason : ]

12/6/2008 11:33:38 AM

http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/57969782

simple. yet awesome.

12/6/2008 11:52:22 AM

^^

ahhahahhahaha

12/6/2008 12:03:09 PM

Quote :

"looks like with him its a toss up. hed either jizz til he dehyrdated or beat the shit out fo you"

bahahaha

12/6/2008 3:04:07 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/evg/945028752.html

Quote :

" WANTED - Thirsty Clown (Raleigh) Reply to: gigs-945028752@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-04, 3:11PM EST I would like to hire a clown for my birthday party Friday, 12/19. We will be rollerskating and then going to a strip club, and I really just want a clown to hang with us. I will pay for your rollerskate rental and strip club admittance, and my friends will buy you drinks, and that will be your payment. You must have a clown costume, and you must wear it. If you have any clowning skill (balloon animals? dirty jokes? super long handkerchief?), that is a bonus, and you will be rewarded with $20. I would prefer for you to be overweight. Serious inquiries only! Email for details. Location: Raleigh it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: Drinks, Rollerskate Rental, Strip Club Admittance, and $20 (Rewarded for Skill) PostingID: 945028752"

12/6/2008 9:52:46 PM

LMFAO

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4m/948612487.html

Quote :

"orginal badass - 23 (Raleigh) Reply to: pers-948612487@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-07, 1:43PM EST im 23 years old , 5 feet 11 inches , 155 pounds. im versatile. i just moved here from elizabeth city. im looking for anything from a one light stand to an longer term relationship, but if you fuck with my heart if will fuck your ass up. peace. "

12/7/2008 2:17:12 PM