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4/14/2010 10:15:26 PM

Only 4 people live at this house, but right now there are about 8 vehicles outside. Where am I going to put my motorcycle if I buy it next month?

4/14/2010 10:18:23 PM

meant to pack my ipod shuffle with me for when i run this weekend - but i forgot

now i'll either have to hold my iphone or not listen to music at all

4/16/2010 1:33:01 PM

you can borrow mine

it's all techno and rap tho

4/16/2010 1:33:46 PM

These Morningstar Vegetarian Buffalo Wings are too spicy

4/16/2010 1:40:00 PM

thats what you get for being a VEGI cunt

harden the fuck up

4/16/2010 1:46:46 PM

I couldn't find matching socks this morning.

4/16/2010 2:34:22 PM

Quote :

"These Morningstar Vegetarian Buffalo Wings are too spicy "

My Morningstar chipotle black bean burgers had large pieces of onions in it

4/16/2010 2:38:17 PM

how the fuck a vegetarian buffalo wing what the fuck

4/16/2010 2:39:11 PM

Yeah if you gonna be a vegetarian EAT FUCKING VEGETABLES

Don't eat fake meat...it looks like you want to eat meat but are too big of a pussy to admit it

It doesn't make any sense

Like dykes using dildos

4/16/2010 2:41:23 PM

I almost feel obligated to drink a few beers tonight, but I have no desire to drink.

4/16/2010 2:43:29 PM

^^Agreed - in this instance I was just eating a black bean burger because that's what I wanted. Being vegetarian would be

4/16/2010 2:54:26 PM

mm black bean burgers are tasty.

4/16/2010 2:56:35 PM

(I'm not a vegetarian.)

4/16/2010 3:42:10 PM

Because of the way my grad program set up its course progression, I only take three hours during the summer. Because three hours is not considered full-time, I can't obtain Stafford loan money for the summer session. This is especially annoying because I "graduate" on the ninth of May, and these are the only three hours remaining in my degree.

4/16/2010 4:12:11 PM

I have enough points for a free Papa John's pizza, but they only let you get original crust for free. I only eat the thin crust.

4/19/2010 1:05:53 PM

THIN GIBBACRUST!

4/19/2010 1:06:16 PM

^^ Then eat the toppings and throw away the crust

4/19/2010 1:08:07 PM

OK, but I only get 3 toppings for free. It's a good idea, but I can't pick just 3 toppings. I'd want onions, peppers, mushrooms, bacon, pepperoni, omnomnom.

4/19/2010 1:08:43 PM

I can:

mushrooms, spinach and chicken

mission accomplished

you can place your order now

4/19/2010 1:09:49 PM

k i'll be nice

4/19/2010 1:13:33 PM

^why be nice? no one else is.

*shrug*

4/19/2010 1:14:21 PM

First World Problems? Didn't these problems come first?

4/19/2010 1:21:09 PM

Some douchebag in the apartment next to mine has their alarm clock going off for the past 20 minutes. It's freaking midnight almost why do you have your alarm clock set for this time anyway?!

4/21/2010 10:45:05 AM

^^ Neither of those events ever happened, so "no" would be the correct answer to your question.

Quote :

"It's freaking midnight almost why do you have your alarm clock set for this time anyway?!"

Where do you live again? I forgot son. Japan maybe?

4/21/2010 10:47:13 AM

right over my desk there is some steam vent making an obnoxiously loud noise that sounds like a hot pot is ready constantly! (although i could see some shit like this breaking in the third world too - just not while someone is trying to work on ArcMap)

4/21/2010 10:49:05 AM

^^ Yeah. And the alarm is still going off OMFG

[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 10:49 AM. Reason : d]

4/21/2010 10:49:24 AM

^^ Is it the flu commercial noise?

I love that noise!!!


^ YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU'RE GETTING SON. KARMA AND STUFF SON.

4/21/2010 10:49:44 AM

[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 10:53 AM. Reason : lol]

4/21/2010 10:51:48 AM

I'm about to go smashing shit!!! But not really since I'm in my jammies and passive-aggressive.

4/21/2010 10:52:24 AM

^^ dammit son (Click edit post on my post)

4/21/2010 10:52:29 AM

I want these bc I am American but I should not eat them bc my heart might stop.

4/21/2010 10:53:05 AM

TARUN

USE THE IMAGE BUTTON

IT'S IDIOT PROOF

4/21/2010 10:53:51 AM

4/21/2010 10:54:27 AM

He wanted it to be big, when you use that image tag it makes it small if it's in your gallery.


He was successful son!

4/21/2010 10:54:42 AM

Using the image button with .JPG instead of .jpg works too.

4/21/2010 10:57:53 AM

Quote :

"TARUN USE THE IMAGE BUTTON IT'S IDIOT PROOF "

thanks but i am an idiot!

4/21/2010 10:58:13 AM

The alarm finally stopped. Now I can get some sleep

4/21/2010 10:58:45 AM

Don't worry, it's only on snooze.

4/21/2010 10:59:35 AM

Quote :

"He wanted it to be big, when you use that image tag it makes it small if it's in your gallery. He was successful son! "

Make any (or all) of the jpg letters capital (jpG, Jpg, JPG, etc) and it'll be big.

4/21/2010 11:06:22 AM

OH I SEE, NOW YOU SAY THAT, AFTER SOMEBODY ELSE TOLD YOU SON.

4/21/2010 11:07:22 AM

.....I've known for some time my friend. But OK.

Rawr?

4/21/2010 11:08:11 AM

You takin' me srs son?

ARE YOU TAKIN' ME SRS SON?

4/21/2010 11:09:14 AM

Duh. Internet is srs bdness.

4/21/2010 11:10:05 AM

Oh, I see son.

4/21/2010 11:11:18 AM

walking to get lunch, raining a bit, wearing flip flops

edges of the sidewalks are some kind of slick stone - slipped and bashed my big toe in

4/21/2010 1:23:21 PM

Quote :

"Don't worry, it's only on snooze."

haha I would have been so peeved off.

4/21/2010 8:38:02 PM

Wearing an awesome teal sweater with a white shirt - now have teal fuzz all over white shirt

4/24/2010 1:52:53 PM

I'm pretty sure that the fountain drink I got is Coke and not Diet Coke

4/26/2010 10:44:43 AM

my green tea is getting cold but the microwave is like... 30 feet away... and that would mean I would have to pause my music and then get up and go wait for it to heat up

4/26/2010 10:45:47 AM