There is zero reason to just taste one.. I can confirm they do indeed taste pretty awful.

10/27/2010 3:54:43 PM

I did not start hearing more about these until I was pregnant. I would like to try one as soon as I can.

10/27/2010 3:55:02 PM

FINALLY, page 19...was that asking for too much?

^^ i trust you...i think i'll pass and stick to beer that doesn't taste like ass

10/27/2010 3:57:11 PM

Just takes 6 beers to even it out is all... a lot more pissing involved haha

10/27/2010 3:58:11 PM

i could probably finish one loko in 30 minutes if i could stomach the taste

6 beers in an hour is just unnecessary...at least, it is if it's good beer

10/27/2010 3:59:23 PM

If anyone is in the Knightdale area pick up a Lemon Lime Loko at any convenient store! I'm trying to win an incentive at work. Wish I had the downtown/NC State territory, I could easily crush this contest.

11/1/2010 6:33:57 PM

I drank a couple of these on saturday..... then got into the beer. When i woke up, nothing was where i thought it should be, and i don't remember going to bed that night

11/1/2010 6:36:34 PM

http://www.philly.com/philly/business/20101102_ap_paaskssellerstocanalcoholicenergydrinks.html

it continues

11/2/2010 3:46:52 PM

i'm tempted to beer-bong a couple of these back to back before they get outlawed.

11/2/2010 5:40:00 PM

Article about them in the Technician today... featuring commentary from NCSU's very own ANITA FLICK.

IBTNudes

[Edited on November 4, 2010 at 1:39 PM. Reason : .]

11/4/2010 1:38:50 PM

no shit really? is Prof Flick still at NCSU? where dem noodz at?

11/4/2010 2:26:55 PM

Ask the snowman

11/4/2010 2:28:50 PM

do we still get banned if we post Flick pics here?

11/4/2010 2:47:30 PM

no...as long as her face has been replaced with something humorous and you can't tell it's her

11/4/2010 2:48:52 PM

11/4/2010 2:52:24 PM

LOL

11/4/2010 4:14:09 PM

Quote :

"A mother is speaking out about an alcoholic energy drink that caused her daughter to blackout. The drink is called Four Loko and critics say its combination of caffeine and alcohol is sending kids in an uncontrollable high. The canned beverage looks like an energy drink, but people who drink Four Loko call it cocaine in a can, because it has an extreme amount of caffeine and more alcohol than a beer and most mixed drinks. "With caffeine and alcohol together that dehydrates your body quickly," Tara Moss said. "And with the caffeine intake it doesn't absorb alcohol as fast as your body should." Moss is a nurse and also the mother of 16-year-old Susan Moss, who was hospitalized with alcohol poisoning after she drank a full can of Four Loko. "Her blood alcohol level was 220. Normal is 0 to 10 and it's scary," Moss said. She says a group of teens purchased the drinks from a store on Highway 20 in St. Pauls without being carded. "The gas station sells them as energy drinks and so these kids can go into this gas station buy this drink and drink it and get drunk," Moss said. Moss says after the Four Loko was purchased at the store, the group of teenagers went over to a cemetery and they consumed them. Susan Moss soon passed out. Her friends loaded her into her car and dumped her at a McDonald's parking lot. "I woke up throwing up in my car and then I woke up in the emergency room," Susan Moss said. Moss recovered, but her troubles aren't over. She faces several charges including possession and consumption of an alcoholic beverage. Her mother says she wants Four Loko pulled from the shelves."

11/4/2010 9:34:25 PM

cocaine in a can is from a Chappelle skit and that woman should be sued and be thrown in jail for stealing intellectual property.

see.... overreaction for completely the wrong reasons can be fun!

11/4/2010 10:22:27 PM

Bitches overreacting, this stuff will get you drunk but it's nothing crazy bad. I drank 4 in 2.5 hours. Drank a few more beers and then threw up and went to sleep, PUSSY SHIT!

11/4/2010 11:03:44 PM

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-biz-1105-four-loko-20101104,0,3718189.story

banned in Michigan, I bet other states will follow suit....I drank 2 one time and it lives up to the hype in my opinion

11/4/2010 11:27:50 PM

TIME TO STOCK UP

They conveniently sell these shits by the CASE

Really though...more pussification of America. Idiot parents can't hold their precious little darlings accountable. Let's see.....your daughter and a bunch of her friends went to a gas station that doesn't card for alcohol, bought a bunch of beer (illegally), went to a cemetery, got wasted, and was dumped in a McDonald's parking lot.

And its Four Lokos fault?

11/4/2010 11:57:36 PM

I prefer purple Tilt.

11/5/2010 12:00:47 AM

I believe where Four Lokos went wrong is the packaging. I may have already but posted this, but the first time I saw Four Lokos in the grocery store, I was disturbed. It was next to Joose, and the whole section just seemed like the kiddie portion of the booze aisle. Nothing about it appealed to me as an adult, and to me, it was blatantly designed for underaged people. The name "Joose" really bothered me, too...we all love juice, but nobody loves it more than children.

^Dude, you said the new version of Tilt is like Four Lokos without the caffeine so you're pretty much just drinking bum wine. It's totally cool, but I'm just sayin...I prefer Mad Dog cause it comes in a glass bottle---way classier than some canned malt beverage like Tilt.

11/5/2010 12:36:34 AM

"i'm an adult, I can't do things kids do and can't like things kids like"

11/5/2010 12:45:51 AM

Dude, whatever. Just making a point about how the packaging) blatantly appeals to underaged people more than adults. They shoulda just put Shrek on the can and called it a day.

11/5/2010 12:51:09 AM

If you think the cans attract kids, and the cans have different color versions of camouflage, then you should have a serious problem with the military having the same effects on their uniforms

11/5/2010 1:14:20 AM

If you think rainbow colored cans of fruity flavored beverages called "Four Loko" are attractive to adults more than kids, then you have a serious problem in general.

11/5/2010 1:19:47 AM

1. There are no rainbow colored cans.
2. They're all camouflage, which is used in hunting, which is an adult sport.
3. You can concede your loss via PM.

11/5/2010 2:54:59 AM

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2010-11-04/business/ct-biz-1105-four-loko-20101104_1_energy-drinks-phusion-projects-citywide-ban

it continues

11/5/2010 10:24:53 AM

Quote :

"3. You can concede your loss via PM."

hahaha

11/5/2010 11:20:08 AM

I'm getting trolled by Genius Boy?

This is just ridiculous!

Screw you, Wolf Web!

11/5/2010 12:36:28 PM

lol

11/5/2010 1:43:03 PM

Quote :

"They shoulda just put Shrek on the can and called it a day."

hahaha I'd like to see that.

11/5/2010 1:50:48 PM

you're right, Bridget. it is obviously marketed to dumbass kids. no grown man or woman with fully developed cognitive processes is gonna go hang wit dey homies and drink some Four Loko.














that said, i might drink a couple cans once just to see what happens.

11/5/2010 2:31:38 PM

i hope they ban four loko everywhere

just so i can listen to people complain about yet another thing i don't give a rat's ass about

11/5/2010 2:40:24 PM

I've had a few. usually if my friends have been drinking all day, and i was at work, and i need to catch up real quick. and yes, i do need to be as drunk as them, because they're annoying.

11/5/2010 2:41:48 PM

Quote :

"my friends"

Quote :

"they're annoying"

Quote :

"i do need to be as drunk as them"

fair enough

[Edited on November 5, 2010 at 2:43 PM. Reason : .]

11/5/2010 2:43:30 PM

Quote :

"Moss says after the Four Loko was purchased at the store, the group of teenagers went over to a cemetery and they consumed them. Susan Moss soon passed out. Her friends loaded her into her car and dumped her at a McDonald's parking lot. "I woke up throwing up in my car and then I woke up in the emergency room," Susan Moss said. Moss recovered, but her troubles aren't over. "

Is she going to keep the baby?

11/6/2010 6:50:08 PM

Four Loko is in cahoots with 16 & Pregnant

11/6/2010 6:51:31 PM

my gf has just informed me she has picked up several for drinking during a girls night out

i predict loltexts later

11/6/2010 7:43:19 PM

lemon lime is king

11/6/2010 8:37:28 PM

Lemonade is one of the few flavors I like. I will be interested in trying one of ^those when I finally see one.

11/7/2010 8:14:27 AM

Lemonade is one of the few flavors I like. I will be interested in trying one of ^those when I finally see one.

11/7/2010 8:14:27 AM

Quote :

" ^Dude, you said the new version of Tilt is like Four Lokos without the caffeine so you're pretty much just drinking bum wine. It's totally cool, but I'm just sayin...I prefer Mad Dog cause it comes in a glass bottle---way classier than some canned malt beverage like Tilt."

Well yeah it is like four loko without the caffeine, but it's also cheaper and tastes better. It's not really good, but tastes more like grape soda and less like Dimetapp mixed with Listerine, which 4loko grape tastes like.

11/7/2010 11:27:21 AM

Anything grape flavored tastes like dimetapp.

11/7/2010 11:43:59 AM

11/9/2010 4:53:44 PM

i'm wondering what joker with busted taste buds thought purple drank tasted like grape in the first place

same goes for anything red or orange

11/9/2010 5:15:00 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/11/08/2010-11-08_allyoucandrink_has_chef_eating_crow.html

all you can drink four loko and hennessey party?

fuck.

and.

yes.


(or not)

11/9/2010 5:16:11 PM

^

Quote :

""Now I gotta figure out how to give people enough Four Loko so they can get their blackout. People like to black out." "

lololol

11/9/2010 6:39:24 PM

I've blacked out twice in my life and neither time was enjoyable.

11/9/2010 7:05:32 PM