sure wouldnt mind having a new license that isnt cracked and on the verge of splitting

12/12/2007 11:59:18 PM

sure is nice to be a guy, and no girls can see how big or small my dick is

must suck for girls, everybody can see your titties or lack thereof

12/13/2007 12:03:18 AM

memories

12/13/2007 12:06:08 AM

^^ in theory

those bitches with the water and push-up bras are playing you fellas hardcore

12/13/2007 12:07:28 AM

so they think

wait, they are? shit

12/13/2007 12:08:26 AM

i wonder what i could do tomorrow to automatically get a jumpstart on the day

12/13/2007 12:09:10 AM

^^^
yeah right

I can tell a real boob when I see one

12/13/2007 12:14:54 AM

I'm tired, but can't seem to sleep.

12/13/2007 12:19:12 AM

holy crap, when did it get this late?! i thought it was still like 10pm.
d'oh!

12/13/2007 12:22:30 AM

It hasn't been 10pm for 2.5 hours now!

I understand, time has slipped away from me too.

12/13/2007 12:23:17 AM

Jessica Alba's publicist just confirmed that she's pregnant...

wowo!

12/13/2007 12:23:52 AM

[old]

12/13/2007 12:24:47 AM

I coulda gotten away with it if it wern't for those damn kids.

12/13/2007 12:24:57 AM

Quote :

"must suck for girls, everybody can see your titties or lack thereof"

12/13/2007 12:27:07 AM

Quote :

"must suck for girls"

12/13/2007 12:35:10 AM

Quote :

"I can tell a real boob when I see one"

hahahaha, yeah right

even then, my boobs don't get in the way of my sexual performance

[Edited on December 13, 2007 at 12:50 AM. Reason : you kids have the short end of the stick there]

12/13/2007 12:49:57 AM

Why can't I ever sleep?

12/13/2007 12:51:47 AM

im gonna miss her tonite

12/13/2007 12:52:32 AM

^^^
well, on the rare occasion when I get a girl's bra off, they seem to live up to my expectation, for better or worse
and I have my hand firmly on the long end of the stick

12/13/2007 1:14:53 AM

posting on wolfweb apparently

12/13/2007 1:16:11 AM

for the goodness sake why am i still freaking awake???

bah!

12/13/2007 1:24:43 AM

bahhhhhhhhhhhh

12/13/2007 1:25:52 AM

humbug

12/13/2007 1:26:45 AM

bbbbaaaaaahhhhhhhh

12/13/2007 1:26:47 AM

bah

12/13/2007 1:28:05 AM

the grades site wont load for me

12/13/2007 1:29:50 AM

girllllllllllllll

12/13/2007 1:30:19 AM

91 on my philosophy final!! HELLS YES!

12/13/2007 1:33:59 AM

meh meh

12/13/2007 1:34:35 AM

yay deans list

[Edited on December 13, 2007 at 1:43 AM. Reason : .]

12/13/2007 1:36:25 AM

12/13/2007 1:42:43 AM

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12/13/2007 1:46:56 AM

Coca-Cola in a glass bottle > Coca-Cola in any other container.

12/13/2007 8:03:08 AM

engagement rings

12/13/2007 8:04:03 AM

They shouldn't let me drink when I can't go to bed early the next day to make up for it.

But at least one of my grades is finally up.

12/13/2007 9:13:31 AM

Quote :

"im gonna miss her tonite "

I love him so much

12/13/2007 9:33:14 AM

2 hours of calculus followed by two hours of history....today is gonna be an awful studying day...uggg!

12/13/2007 9:37:48 AM

go home and shower and be late for work
leave and get lunch and then go to work
leave, eat, go shower, and get dressed for job #2
stay here all day?

12/13/2007 10:42:05 AM

i have a property final in umm 3 hours that i am going to fail. i.hate.law.school.

12/13/2007 10:54:10 AM

i think i'm gonna keep my new suit on. i look good in my new suit. i want people to see me look good and important in my new suit.

12/13/2007 10:55:54 AM

12/13/2007 11:16:12 AM

MOTHER FUCK

i lost the tweezers from my key chain pocket knife, and now this hair on my face is irritating the shit out of me

12/13/2007 11:22:43 AM

How one would go about knife proofing themself.

12/13/2007 11:28:40 AM

get a knife proof vest?

12/13/2007 11:38:35 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M FINISHED.... now just how good i did, i just dont know

12/13/2007 11:54:02 AM

i have never failed so hardcore

12/13/2007 12:04:00 PM

i'm done with exams! woo hoo!

12/13/2007 12:10:08 PM

no more is on facebook

12/13/2007 12:14:31 PM

Did an Asian restaurant really just use the slogan "Hide your cats"?

http://www.heatseekershrimp.com/

12/13/2007 12:15:01 PM

i have a feeling this isn't gonna go very well

12/13/2007 12:15:24 PM