12/19/2007 1:43:41 AM

23 hours uptime, damn I need sleep.

12/19/2007 1:57:01 AM

my internet connection keeps dropping

and this touchpad thing pisses me off because it clicks when i didn't hit the click button

12/19/2007 2:16:54 AM

^I hate that feature. It's easy to turn off, though.

12/19/2007 2:23:44 AM

please tell me how

12/19/2007 2:25:00 AM

lol

12/19/2007 2:30:28 AM

Assuming you're in Vista, it's under the "Mouse" section of Control Panel... then you have to look through some tabs until you find the touchpad settings... god, I'd almost forgotten how bad Vista's control panel setup is.

If you're using XP it's probably still in control panel, but labeled something more obvious and straightforward.

If you're using a Mac... my condolences.

12/19/2007 2:42:35 AM

haha

found this in an old .txt file:


Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.

Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at least Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET

NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING

IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE

WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW

SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY

HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS

THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT

ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?

I MEAN

HOLY FUCK

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID

AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL

INCONSIDERATE

AND DISRESPECTFUL

BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE

AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU

BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET

I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE

GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY

THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE

STOP ARGUING WITH GARY

HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU

I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING

THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME

YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN

I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION

BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM

WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH

YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY

THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE

AND SMOKE IT

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

and that's my word.

12/19/2007 3:08:25 AM

so yeah... party was good... more girls would have made it better, but i still had fun...



i mean seriously... it actually isnt a party with out a good number of girls.

i'm not doing this shit any more, i'm going some where else to get trashed

12/19/2007 4:50:17 AM

Time to graduate. WOOT!

12/19/2007 7:01:28 AM

I'm a very angry person that hardly ever says what's on my mind in fear of pissing off others and conflict

I struggle with this daily.

12/19/2007 7:26:06 AM

i hate that fucking dog

12/19/2007 8:59:59 AM

How have I never noticed how fucking salty a BEC McGriddle is until this morning?
Another wasted $3 on food that I'm not going to eat.

12/19/2007 9:03:43 AM

oh how happy I will be when this day ends.

12/19/2007 9:05:25 AM

Can't wait til Saturday

Off for a week and a half!!!!

12/19/2007 9:06:11 AM

wow

i am just floored by the luck and good fortune of my friend down in florida

its ridiculous

just...damn

12/19/2007 9:08:47 AM

don't fucking tell me "it's in the lord's hands now" when it's already fucking taken care of, AND HAS BEEN

you're so pushy.

12/19/2007 9:12:24 AM

1.5 weeks ago: "take me to my post-op appt?"
"sure thing, mom!"

today: "uh, no, it's NOT at rex. it's in cary!"
"cary that you know I fucking hate, AND you're asking me to drive a post-op patient in a car i've never driven before that you think I won't handle well because it's a landboat. Don't ever fuss again at me for forgetting key details"

[Edited on December 19, 2007 at 11:04 AM. Reason : wow i'm kinda grumpy]

12/19/2007 11:02:15 AM

why don't you drive her in your own car?

12/19/2007 11:16:25 AM

I would like to.

But she doesn't like riding in it
Or in my bf's

12/19/2007 11:34:18 AM

hahahahahahaha

ima shut my mouth right now

12/19/2007 11:36:09 AM

I got a stack of papers on my desk nearly a foot high, and I gotta go through every single page and see whats wrong with it I should be done by next year

12/19/2007 12:09:14 PM

12/19/2007 12:20:59 PM

is it the weekend yet? i mean seriously...get me out of here!!!!

12/19/2007 12:21:58 PM

Payday kicks ass.

12/19/2007 12:29:29 PM

love that law and order reruns come on like 500 times a day. being lazy is amazing!!!!

12/19/2007 12:31:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFgbHK6yP2g

12/19/2007 12:31:30 PM

wow, people are so generous. I hope I am being sufficient enough in my gratitude and giving to others. Somehow I think it's still not enough....

12/19/2007 1:08:13 PM

Kiwi you've gotten a shit ton of presents for alot of people....


i have yet to get something for my rents and bro

12/19/2007 1:10:56 PM

Not even present wise, I wrote this one particular person a very heart felt thank you note for everything he has done for me, when there was no purpose for him to do such a thing. I still don't know if he got it.

Giving is year round too silly!

12/19/2007 1:13:05 PM

i think im gonna contribute to the world tampon fund

12/19/2007 1:23:48 PM

god i hate tampons...the whole concept is disgusting...starting with the color red

12/19/2007 1:25:38 PM

Yeah, girls are icky.

12/19/2007 1:26:45 PM

been using a lot of tampons huh?

12/19/2007 1:27:17 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

12/19/2007 1:28:09 PM

What's most fun are the gloopy chunks of uterine wall!!

12/19/2007 2:43:33 PM

i wish there was a way to see what people looked like on the other side of the phone

12/19/2007 2:44:45 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=506987

12/19/2007 3:38:44 PM

Someone else needs to be wrapping these presents.

12/19/2007 3:53:36 PM

Wrapping presents can be so tedious but once I get into the zone I make some spectacular creations.

12/19/2007 3:54:51 PM

punchmonk

12/19/2007 3:59:10 PM

^You are so adorable.

12/19/2007 3:59:50 PM

Sooo glad it worked!

12/19/2007 4:02:41 PM

i hate my boss
i hate my boss
i hate my boss
i hate my boss.....

yes he kinda sucks.....

12/19/2007 4:08:41 PM

Alaska

12/19/2007 4:18:48 PM

well that sucks

12/19/2007 4:20:51 PM

boo

12/19/2007 5:29:54 PM

12/19/2007 5:52:37 PM

i am not a happy camper, but i'm glad we got something figured out

12/19/2007 5:55:23 PM

I remembered the Yak Bak just now! I used to make SO many prank calls with that thing!

12/19/2007 7:44:20 PM