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12/19/2010 12:17:30 PM

afraid to see how trashed the house is

12/19/2010 2:34:06 PM

Dear BB&T,

You're retarded. You will not be sneaking random fees for shit I didn't sign up for.

12/19/2010 2:49:52 PM

fuuuuuuu... my fantasy season is slipping through my fingers

12/19/2010 2:58:11 PM

whoa. The Panthers are leading. gg Arizona for shutting the bed.

12/19/2010 3:11:17 PM

kind of regretting picking up tonight... all i want right now is a nap

12/19/2010 3:17:20 PM

Panzers' 2001 season won't be repeated, whew.

12/19/2010 4:18:44 PM

haha jacoby ford... hahaha

12/19/2010 4:24:54 PM

I busted a cyst on my eyelid but it popped on the inside, not the outside like I had planned. My eyeball is red as hell. Rinsing the pus as good as I can. Am I going to be blind?

12/19/2010 5:15:28 PM

3 down, 1 to go

12/19/2010 5:25:14 PM

hmm...down 4 at the half. I can live with that

12/19/2010 5:38:00 PM

Someone in my building is smoking a lot of weed

12/19/2010 7:14:03 PM

:-/

12/19/2010 7:25:54 PM

good lord...i thought i was going to pee in my pants before i could make it home

12/19/2010 7:53:58 PM

Quote :

"fuuuuuuu... my fantasy season is slipping through my fingers "

ditto, left ~30 points on the bench, marshon lynch over Turner? that sort of shit.... gonna lose unless brady has a shit game... hey one can hope right?

12/19/2010 7:56:04 PM

I think my little toe is broken

12/19/2010 8:02:01 PM

it feels like it's after midnight to me...

this day has been way too long

12/19/2010 8:11:55 PM

I wish I had presents to wrap

Maybe I'll put my dog in a box and wrap it. She may stay still for like 30 seconds

12/19/2010 8:17:07 PM

getting hungry now

12/19/2010 8:32:08 PM

fuck you flu!!!!!!!!1

work tomorrow at 7

12/19/2010 8:53:20 PM

well I'm glad we worked that all out... ruined this evenings plans though (and now I gotta find time to go over tomorrow and drop off a present)

12/19/2010 8:59:06 PM

Justin unloading the dishwasher =

Tis the little things

12/19/2010 9:02:48 PM

booo...the To Catch a Predator thread is too old to bump.

12/19/2010 9:15:06 PM

what in the hell is wrong with my hand???

12/19/2010 9:20:03 PM

I want Chris to make me cocoa again, that was really sweet

12/19/2010 9:21:42 PM

i really just don't understand this person...

literally and figuratively

12/19/2010 9:28:29 PM

gah damn its cold

12/19/2010 9:29:10 PM

^ we can tell ಠ_ಠ

12/19/2010 9:32:30 PM

srsly, nipples so hard they hurt!

12/19/2010 9:33:09 PM

[Edited on December 19, 2010 at 9:34 PM. Reason : stop being a jerk EMCE]

12/19/2010 9:33:56 PM

DO IT DO IT DO IT

12/19/2010 9:38:38 PM

♥

12/19/2010 9:39:57 PM

It makes me laugh!

12/19/2010 9:40:21 PM

I hate waiting forever to do laundry... then I have like 4 or 5 loads to fold at once

12/20/2010 12:15:39 AM

tittyballs

12/20/2010 12:17:15 AM

I am bored.

12/20/2010 12:34:01 AM

i feel like a dumbass for waiting til 10:30 to start laundry when i gotta be at the airport at 9

12/20/2010 12:36:19 AM

Theo...I need to clean my apartment

Also I'm about to finish this bottle of champagne. Next is beer or bourbon?

12/20/2010 12:42:30 AM

bourbon

12/20/2010 12:43:30 AM

okies

12/20/2010 12:48:14 AM

^^

and I should clean mine too. I'm just wasting time right now.

[Edited on December 20, 2010 at 12:49 AM. Reason : ]

12/20/2010 12:49:38 AM

give me a reason to do some cleaning

12/20/2010 12:50:28 AM

http://www.viddler.com/explore/cheezburger/videos/297/20.234/

12/20/2010 1:02:48 AM

i shouldn't have had that soda so late. ima be up forever

12/20/2010 1:07:35 AM

12/20/2010 1:10:25 AM

12/20/2010 1:13:58 AM

w00t laundry almost done. Stupid matching socks

12/20/2010 1:15:29 AM

holy fucking hell this hurts so bad! what in the crud monkeys did i do to it??????

12/20/2010 1:18:20 AM

12/20/2010 1:18:24 AM

i wonder if this crazy girl is still stalking my fb

12/20/2010 1:34:28 AM