i heart hyperbole and a half.

also, I would love to just play CoD all day long. But I should really work on combining these music libraries.

12/23/2010 1:22:23 PM

Ringing in both ears, can feel my heartbeat in my head, and all I did last night was go to sleep.

I'm getting up to do something else now. -_-

12/23/2010 1:27:03 PM

someone please buy this for me. so much want.

12/23/2010 1:28:26 PM

Really? You're fucking changing your baby's diaper on the desk in the office without even closing the door?

Fucking goddamn really?

12/23/2010 1:38:37 PM

I wish I had more time to take off so that I was either leaving early today, or would be out all week next week.

12/23/2010 1:50:57 PM

I really hope I don't get snowed in while in greensboro this weekend...I need to contrive a decent excuse to GTFO

12/23/2010 1:57:02 PM

Apparently my mother in law rolled her car today. She's fine, thankfully.

12/23/2010 1:59:32 PM

guy behind me at Brueggers is in a job interview. i've heard him say

commitment
enthusiasm
skillset
competency
120%

about 10 tens in the last hour

12/23/2010 2:53:26 PM

Quote :

"I wish I had more time to take off so that I was either leaving early today, or would be out all week next week."

12/23/2010 2:53:32 PM

The lines for southwest are nothing

It is december 23rd right?

12/23/2010 4:20:18 PM

About how I boss status my job and cycling home

12/23/2010 4:23:02 PM

was sitting at my desk a little after 1 today and my boss comes in and says "you put your time in yet?"

i said, "yeah, i did it yesterday"

he says, "well go get in a deer stand somewhere and have a merry christmas. weather's too nice to be sitting in here."



[Edited on December 23, 2010 at 4:25 PM. Reason : afds]

12/23/2010 4:25:00 PM

So glad I took today off

12/23/2010 4:44:47 PM

I don't get buying your pet a christmas present, I'm always buying her shit, whats it matter if I wrap it or not

12/23/2010 5:14:27 PM

my cousin is about to drive me nuts since I'm waiting til tomorrow to go home.

12/23/2010 5:22:27 PM

Stupid delayed flights

12/23/2010 5:24:03 PM

IF SHE IS NOT WHAT YOU SAY SHE IS NOT YOURS TO BURN


shut up nic cage, your movie looks stupid

12/23/2010 7:12:05 PM

jesus christ, i'm already sick of my father

you'd think that being in a wheel chair and the fact we're doing everything for him he'd be a little less angry. but i guess being immobile and all he's gotta take control where he can.

12/23/2010 7:23:33 PM

^5. Why would you wrap a pets Christmas present? I can understand getting something (apparently 70% of owners get there dog a gift for Christmas) but wrapping it? That's just silly...

12/23/2010 7:38:58 PM

This couch is a trap. It tricks you into falling asleep on it and then beats you up.

12/23/2010 8:08:55 PM

I'm tired...


Of what, I'm not sure.

12/23/2010 8:27:24 PM

FUUUUUUUUUU stupid orange. bitch just squirted me in the eye

12/23/2010 8:29:44 PM

Ready to start my 3 day weekend. Hope to get out of here within the hour.

12/23/2010 9:01:53 PM

Take out your contacts and look at the screen
Take off your makeup and look at the scene

12/23/2010 9:09:39 PM

I want to be in Chicago already. I crave some sort of food I cannot normally acquire!

12/23/2010 9:26:58 PM

I wanna make love right na na na.

I am eating neapolitan ice cream from a dixie cup, with a spork. .



[Edited on December 23, 2010 at 9:37 PM. Reason : .]

12/23/2010 9:34:47 PM

I want to go to Chicago for New Years celebrating, but alas I don't have enough time off to get back in time for work :-(

[Edited on December 23, 2010 at 9:39 PM. Reason : [-]

12/23/2010 9:37:43 PM

Fuck, I can't get this last bit of ice cream at the bottom of my cup because my spork can't stab the icecream...

I'll just wait for it to melt and drink it. But I don't want to wait. FML

12/23/2010 9:38:34 PM

I've been catching up on tv like crazy and i love it. I don't like this cold though.

12/24/2010 12:36:39 AM

Remember that time when I was optimistic about that thing, and then cynical about that thing, and I was right to be cynical even though you told me to be optimistic?

This is to bookmark me being right and you being wrong.

12/24/2010 1:26:55 AM

NEWSFLASH: If we have just met, you DO NOT get to judge me on my drinking abilities. YOU DON'T KNOW MY TOLERANCE.

Fuck bitches, get money.

12/24/2010 1:50:58 AM

I do hope dad's other gifts get here.

I'll strangle somebody if that overnight shipping I paid for on Wednesday night doesn't amount to anything. Two and a half days for one day shipping should damn well work, I don't want TWO people with incomplete Christmas gifts here, god dammit.

12/24/2010 2:12:59 AM

Completely out of debt except for my house (and a few present I owe mom for)....

I hope to have that sucker paid off in 2 more years....


Merry christmas to me

12/24/2010 5:57:02 AM

Annnnd its time for work

12/24/2010 6:32:59 AM

whoops. forgot to turn my alarm off. fail

12/24/2010 7:14:47 AM

Now that I'm up im not feeling so hot...


So I'm going to lay down and watch the Mobsters marathon on the biography channel all day

12/24/2010 8:39:43 AM

no posts in chit chat for 30 minutes... nice

12/24/2010 9:12:15 AM

Well the easy part is over. Now for the hard part of dealing with my family for 3 days without trying to kill myself.

12/24/2010 11:11:54 AM

12/24/2010 11:36:18 AM

ho hum

12/24/2010 11:37:45 AM

I'm thinking I want to get this shit done. 2nd one of the day.

12/24/2010 11:38:51 AM

So much for leaving at 8am

12/24/2010 11:44:15 AM

I really want to take a shower then go do somthing...

The mobsters marathon is about over and I don't feel bad anymore...


This is the first year in the last 17 years I haven't hung out with my brother on christmas eve

12/24/2010 11:45:11 AM

I guess I should go eat now

12/24/2010 11:49:55 AM

working until they finish my oil change and then i'm out!

12/24/2010 11:54:45 AM

I need to give myself a haircut. This, however, is not the ideal time of year to shave your head down to 1/8" if you don't have some sort of winter hat. Maybe I'll put the hood on my winter coat...

[Edited on December 24, 2010 at 12:40 PM. Reason : TO THE LEAVES!]

12/24/2010 12:27:59 PM

just spend 20 at esquire on hillsboro, shave your head in the spring

12/24/2010 12:39:14 PM

cute!

12/24/2010 1:24:46 PM

ha. My little cousin just killed a deer with MY shotgun. I'm never going to get it back now.

12/24/2010 1:54:46 PM

stuffy

12/24/2010 2:09:55 PM