1928 wants a please?

12/26/2010 12:44:09 PM

I will sit right here and drink my hot cocoa and watch some football I think

12/26/2010 12:44:22 PM

TO FAT DADDYS

[Edited on December 26, 2010 at 12:45 PM. Reason : stupid auto-correct]

12/26/2010 12:44:47 PM

i aught to go to the harris teeter...

12/26/2010 12:44:48 PM

Aight, my friend is on his way with the cat. Saps, if you still need a ride, send me a text. I don't have your number in my new phone.

12/26/2010 12:57:40 PM

rain boots + over the knee toasty warm socks = makeshift snow boots.

12/26/2010 12:59:28 PM

p-titty is coming, we'll meet you there

12/26/2010 1:00:07 PM

yay! fun times! the snow plow just hit our neighborhood.

12/26/2010 1:00:35 PM

Hammered is an understatement for what we got...

Daddy walked Sam and he (Sam) ran to the end of the leash....slipped....and completely disappeared under the snow....


We he came back up he had snow all over his head

12/26/2010 1:41:50 PM

kinda bummed about the whole snow thing. a) there isn't much coming down and b) with the threat of snow it's going to be DEAD at the restaurant tonight... so much for making any money

12/26/2010 1:42:43 PM

Ok Roads are ok. You dorks get out here

12/26/2010 1:43:32 PM

thinking i just enjoyed bangin the wife so what else do i want to do today

12/26/2010 1:44:21 PM

This cat has been here less than an hour, no doors have been opened, and it has disappeared. WTF CAT. I want to go to Bada!

12/26/2010 2:00:16 PM

Check your cabinets or where the warmest parts of the house are

12/26/2010 2:03:28 PM

whats going on at bada?

12/26/2010 2:04:56 PM

I've checked cabinets, under/behind couch/chairs, everywhere I can think it might have gotten into. YARGGH

^just lunch. some peoples are out there.

[Edited on December 26, 2010 at 2:09 PM. Reason : [-]

12/26/2010 2:08:54 PM

The dryer?

12/26/2010 2:09:35 PM

I have a closed off room with my washer/dryer, and it wasn't open, but I did check in there too

12/26/2010 2:10:50 PM

Lol

12/26/2010 2:32:21 PM

could be in the wall

12/26/2010 2:36:29 PM

Oh lord, hopefully he isn't referring to her.

but it honestly wouldn't surprise me one bit.

12/26/2010 2:40:05 PM

that was the coldest shower ever...

12/26/2010 3:45:42 PM

The State Farm commercial with Bob Barker is tits.

12/26/2010 3:50:45 PM

I drink too much pop when I'm here.


And yes, I said pop.

12/26/2010 4:57:41 PM

photos accomplished
playing accomplished
food accomplished

12/26/2010 5:03:08 PM

"i'm not driving but if you go out of your way to pick me up so i can be a bitch and drink too much and then act mad when i have to leave early because you're my ride i'll give you candy"

no. thanks.

12/26/2010 5:05:35 PM

I fucking hate the holidays. . . no one is in town and the few that are just want to park their fat ass at home.

12/26/2010 5:14:03 PM

shouldn't a misanthrope like you be fine with going out alone or parking it at home??

12/26/2010 5:15:03 PM

1) I'm about to spend 12 months parking it at home in the desert and I'm not trying to get a head start on that.

2) I'm not so misanthropic that I wouldn't enjoy someone to bitch to during supper

12/26/2010 5:30:47 PM

please stay lit, gas fireplace

12/26/2010 5:35:17 PM

Doss2k is a weenie

12/26/2010 5:44:29 PM

oops

12/26/2010 5:45:51 PM

While I appreciate your concern for my nutrition, beef is not "where most of your protein comes from"

12/26/2010 5:57:24 PM

^lol



Apparently I'm going to the hockey game. Nice surprise

12/26/2010 6:09:31 PM

I got a gun!

12/26/2010 6:42:19 PM

hungry. I could go get a $5 pizza but if i go out for it, i'm the only one eating it bitches.

12/26/2010 6:45:54 PM

don't wanna go to work tomorrow but I have an important invoice to send out


maybe I can pawn it off on someone else

12/26/2010 6:57:45 PM

mmmm. good day! food, friends, fun, milkshake!

12/26/2010 7:20:31 PM

milkshake when it's below freezing and snowing. You're worse than me.

12/26/2010 7:22:32 PM

In the near future, I plan to have fun while boinking PackPrincess, as she's eating food and I'm drinking a milkshake.

12/26/2010 7:22:33 PM

lol, you should post that on her facebook

12/26/2010 7:23:29 PM

That leftover ham gave me the winds something fierce.

12/26/2010 7:24:25 PM

12/26/2010 7:24:32 PM

I think that she defriended me or something

(I'm just assuming. She usually does something like that if I post anything on her facebook other than sunshine lollipops and strawberry kisses.)

[Edited on December 26, 2010 at 7:26 PM. Reason : aa]

12/26/2010 7:24:45 PM

in other news, fuck cleaning

I'm just gonna hire casey or some other such person to come clean my place

12/26/2010 7:27:17 PM

I did no defriending. Defriending people is a bitch move.

12/26/2010 7:27:22 PM

I, too, have been censored on her wall.

12/26/2010 7:29:16 PM

should i keep my wood fireplace or convert it to gas logs....

12/26/2010 7:30:18 PM

well now I'm gonna go post something outrageous just so I, too, can be censored

12/26/2010 7:30:34 PM

New ep of Ax Men tonight. This guy cracks me up.

12/26/2010 7:31:07 PM