Well, I guess yesterday wasn't that bad. I get overly anxious, and should probably stop that.

1/1/2011 8:46:34 AM

i didn't pay my tab last night

1/1/2011 10:49:39 AM

I dunno if you saw my post last night, buT Justin put the bowling pics up weeks ago. There's a link to his picasa album on the event.

1/1/2011 10:52:47 AM

bryan pointed that out to me shortly after i made that post

i feel bad now

1/1/2011 10:55:02 AM

K. Just making sure you saw them

Couldn't have put them up last night anyway...we're in Florida man

1/1/2011 10:56:43 AM

I would love to do something fun today.

1/1/2011 11:04:09 AM

So I went out last night to White Collar Crime and ended up picking up a random chick on the dance floor that wanted to go back to my place with me. I happily oblige as she is a very attractive. I suggest a cab as this was my original plan to get home but she decides she wants to drive her car. We end up making it back to my apartment complex safe and park near one of the buildings. I inform her that she will be towed unless she parks in a visitor spot and in her inebriated state she decides to "stick it to the man" and parks in the grass between two buildings sevearal hundred feet away from the pavement. I promptly get her out of the car and I remove the car from the lawn and park it several buildings down as the only available visitor spots are there.

After that I walk back and hand the keys back to the girl before we go into my bedroom. We end up not doing anything so I grow bored quickly and decide to pass out. The girl tries to convince me several times to walk her out to her car but I refuse as I felt no obligation (It's not like I got anything). I tell her where her car is and fall asleep promptly as soon as she is gone.

Several hours later at 6 AM I am awakened by a Raleigh Police Officer shining a light in my eyes in my room (Roommate let him in after he was pounding on the door). He doesn't waste any time and starts interrogating me immediately. He claims I drove the vehicle into the grass (tire marks clearly present) and used a vehicle without "authorized use." I of course deny both charges without telling the officer it was the girl as I wasn't sure what was going on and didn't want to get anyone in trouble. The officer then starts badgering me about where the keys to the vehicle were and the actual car. I quickly find the keys on the coffee table in the middle of the apartment and then lead him towards the extra visitor parking spots. Along the way he makes snide comments about taking a "nature walk" to have to find the vehicle, which is backed in neatly in the first visitor spot.

While walking outside I notice the girl is with the officer and can't figure out who the hell called the police. My best guess is a neighbor but as I think about it I am more and more I am sure it had to be the girl trying to find her car.

Anyway, after telling the officer multiple times I had nothing to do with the vehicle being parked on the grass, he decideds that it is indeed my fault (even if I didn't drive the vehicle) as I had invited a guest back to the apartment complex. He tells me he is going to charge me with a felony "unauthorized use" unless I contact the apartment complex first thing this morning and let them know it was my fault as my guest had caused the damage. Evidently it is a crime to move a car off the grass and into a visitor parking spot.

In short, I am very pissed about this whole thing and am about to file a complaint against the officer for threatening me with charges that have no grounds. I'm not sure if it the best idea. Advice??

Note: I never had a chance to say anything to the girl, but after being awake for a few minutes I think she was actually the one who called the police in her drunken state, trying to find her vehicle. Hilariously she ends up in the back of the patrol car before the officer leaves. I still have no clue who called the police and led them to our apartment or if the girl ended up being charged with anything. I am assuming she recieved a DWI but I will never know as I can't remember her name and I told her I didn't want her number as she was leaving the first time as I felt she was a huge cock tease. Maybe I'll see it in the police blotter later.

1/1/2011 11:13:43 AM

hour late to work

whoops

1/1/2011 11:27:10 AM

Not the best way to ring in the new year. I was in a funk all night and unfortunately ruined my fiance's fun.

1/1/2011 11:59:17 AM

well I didn't notice so either I was really drunk or it wasn't that big of a deal

1/1/2011 12:00:54 PM

haha. don't think Verizon's website likes the new year.

Quote :

"Usage Cycle 30 of 396 days"

1/1/2011 12:28:20 PM

Uhoh. Here we go...

1/1/2011 12:51:45 PM

?


oh, and that reminds me- get on that junk saps!

1/1/2011 12:52:21 PM

get on what junk?

1/1/2011 12:53:45 PM

THE LAKE, MAAAAN, THE LAAAAKE!

1/1/2011 12:54:41 PM

I'm on it, gonna call about the house today

1/1/2011 12:59:15 PM

Lake party?

1/1/2011 12:59:54 PM

new plans for memorial weekend because cape lookout has become sucktown, usa

1/1/2011 1:00:42 PM

instead of beach this year, we are thinking bout doing a lake house

1/1/2011 1:01:02 PM

Heh. You boys have fun.

1/1/2011 1:05:09 PM

I <3 big fat beer turds.

1/1/2011 1:10:34 PM

I wish I had never heard of the Paula Deen Buffet. I feel as if I'm being drawn to it now like the Highlander to the gathering.

[Edited on January 1, 2011 at 1:22 PM. Reason : ]

1/1/2011 1:22:31 PM

All I needed was some greasy ass food. Holla.

1/1/2011 2:27:54 PM

I'm bored. Thinking about getting wings but I've been doing too many bad things to my body in the last week.

1/1/2011 2:31:17 PM

Trying to think of everything I drank last night; margarita, wine, champagne, whipahol, fat tire, more champagne, that blue shit, lemoncello shot. And I stole someones water out of their hand hah and drank it all. Whoops.

I'm really fucking surprised I'm not hungover too bad.

1/1/2011 2:33:32 PM

^same here. I got too drunk last night to not be hungover.

1/1/2011 2:39:44 PM

I never realized how much having 2 jobs inconvenienced other people...

I thought I was the only one it affected...


Fuck me for trying to be a responsible adult who works extra jobs to get out of debt and save for the future...


What the hell was I thinking...

1/1/2011 3:38:50 PM

Yeah srsly WTF lp78? Be like the rest of us and blow it all away and then kick and scream til the government gives us a handout k?

no but rly getting out of debt is awesome. I should be debt free by the end of his yr.

1/1/2011 3:41:34 PM

I know right...

I'm so selfish for working for a living and having little to no social life...

[Edited on January 1, 2011 at 4:02 PM. Reason : g]

1/1/2011 3:59:47 PM

psh, selfish bitch

1/1/2011 4:01:26 PM

Indeed

1/1/2011 4:03:16 PM

your not going to fight me about it?

1/1/2011 4:05:28 PM

being able to hook my laptop up to the internet via my droid makes long ass car drives a lot less boring

schwing

1/1/2011 4:08:17 PM

come on six o'clock

1/1/2011 4:10:28 PM

^^^I can't fight about something thats's true

1/1/2011 4:13:56 PM

Wait, I thought women did that?

1/1/2011 4:19:00 PM

^^ it is not true

cray cray woman

1/1/2011 4:47:28 PM

I'm such a dork

1/1/2011 5:03:31 PM

Long drive tomorrow is long

1/1/2011 5:05:42 PM

everyone is all pooped out from last night, nobody wants to do anything tonight

booooo

1/1/2011 5:27:29 PM

I do

1/1/2011 5:28:00 PM

I wanna do something but not involving alcohol

1/1/2011 5:30:16 PM

It's cold in here


Mindy has been ALL over me since last night lol, I think between the cold and the lack of attention last week, she's fiending.

1/1/2011 5:33:34 PM

I would do something with you but I decided to be selfish and come to wilson to work and see my family...

1/1/2011 5:36:15 PM

[Edited on January 1, 2011 at 5:37 PM. Reason : stupid phone]

1/1/2011 5:36:49 PM

tcu > wisc

1/1/2011 5:37:35 PM

you selfish bitch, i hate you! Now i have to eat all the bacon jalapenos myself

1/1/2011 5:38:14 PM

Those sound amazing

1/1/2011 5:40:14 PM

They are. Thank you evan

1/1/2011 5:41:31 PM

I'm thinking the new year is starting to look a little better. Now, what's for dinner?

1/1/2011 5:41:36 PM