I love individually bottled apple juice.

And I'm feelin' like raising some cain.

1/5/2008 7:45:54 PM

I told him to watch his email.

I sure wish he were.

1/5/2008 11:00:45 PM

kill whitey

1/5/2008 11:03:26 PM

woot najeh

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 11:04 PM. Reason : e]

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 11:04 PM. Reason : nice]

1/5/2008 11:03:52 PM

why are my eyes so itchy?

1/5/2008 11:07:48 PM

dont touch my dick, cock-looker

1/5/2008 11:11:04 PM

That shit was brutal.

1/5/2008 11:25:11 PM

its beautiful....seeing whitey get killed

1/5/2008 11:26:31 PM

That's what happens when whitey doesn't keep his fucking hands up.

1/5/2008 11:27:29 PM

never any chance encounters

1/6/2008 12:38:35 AM

Would you like to have one?



















With my penis?

1/6/2008 12:39:49 AM

o come on man put that thing away

1/6/2008 12:40:18 AM

You'll shoot your eye out!

1/6/2008 12:41:08 AM

kill whitey

1/6/2008 1:05:54 AM

Why do I constantly rock when I'm laying down and trying to go to sleep?

1/6/2008 1:17:22 AM

Rockin'! Leg Syndrome?

I miss Vix.

1/6/2008 1:20:12 AM

^^cuz mcfederies is punching you, whitey

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 1:20 AM. Reason : c]

1/6/2008 1:20:45 AM

damn TDUB where all da
































































WHITE WOMEN AT?

1/6/2008 1:36:03 AM

omg. a night in bed alone for the first time in a while.

this is both refreshing and lonely a little at the same time.

but mostly refreshing. I like a night when its just me and my puppies, but i might kick them out tonight too lol

1/6/2008 1:39:12 AM

does puppies mean actual dogs or is it a reference to breasts

1/6/2008 1:40:28 AM

two miniature pinschers - Dart and speedy, with a combined weight of 9 lbs

1/6/2008 1:42:15 AM

i guess it'd be hard to kick out the other kind of puppies

1/6/2008 1:44:17 AM

yeah, they are kind of attached to me.

1/6/2008 1:45:26 AM

for every pound my roommate loses in the next 6 months, I'll gain. His goal is 40.

1/6/2008 2:35:33 AM

not saying you are fat steve, but i hope you've lost like 20lbs since i saw u cause then 40lbs wouldnt be that bad

or maybe you will luck out and the diet will only last for about 10lbs

or maybe the roomate will lose 10 and gain 15

1/6/2008 2:46:19 AM

I've stayed at 150 since '01, except for 2 temporary bumps to 160. The real trick is he won't lose anything down from 230, haha.

1/6/2008 2:47:53 AM

i'm gonna guess thats a good thing? lol

1/6/2008 2:49:55 AM

An empty bet I've made with myself.

1/6/2008 2:50:30 AM

oh i see...i do that sometimes:/

1/6/2008 2:51:53 AM

the only thing worse than not getting some is to have a dream about getting some...

1/6/2008 3:32:42 AM

i got a blood blister from playing drums on rock band

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 3:44 AM. Reason : actually i got 2...one on each hand. what a rip off]

1/6/2008 3:39:28 AM

Let's Rock n Roll

1/6/2008 4:27:31 AM

so hungover... but it's great. haven't had that much fun in a long, long time

1/6/2008 9:45:00 AM

1/6/2008 12:05:34 PM

i wish my dog would quit farting while im trying to eat lunch.


SRSLY

1/6/2008 12:09:28 PM

it seems your dog has a flatulence problem.

1/6/2008 1:04:22 PM

do not appreciate estimated delivery time of pizza being an hour and a half from when it is ordered

1/6/2008 1:56:44 PM

Maybe they don't open until 3?

1/6/2008 1:58:55 PM

funny seeing as the delivery time is 2:58

YOU ASSUME I JUST ORDERED...ASS HAS BEEN MADE OF U AND ME!

1/6/2008 2:00:58 PM

LIES!

1/6/2008 2:02:31 PM

they overestimate by a half-hour

lazy asses wanting to protect themselves lol

1/6/2008 2:22:35 PM

do all walmarts have 1 hour photos?

1/6/2008 2:30:30 PM

i'm bored!!!!

1/6/2008 2:51:33 PM

American MUFUCKIN Gladiators comes on tonight!

1/6/2008 4:24:32 PM

so, sleeping from 7am on saturday until 2 or 3pm on sunday is pretty much awesome. i feel much much better

1/6/2008 4:26:35 PM

you slept for 31 hours???

1/6/2008 4:27:12 PM

hahaha
well, i mean i got up a few times to get something to drink/eat or go to the bathroom

i mean, i coulda gotten up last night, but i decided that i really didn't want to get my schedule off by 12 hours. so i decided it'd be better just to go back to sleep until today

1/6/2008 4:28:37 PM

lol...if there is one freaking thing i cant stand, its waking up refreshed at like 10pm...thats alllllllllllways fun to correct...

1/6/2008 4:33:38 PM

my golf game is finally starting to come together again

i'm happy

1/6/2008 4:37:48 PM

But Im telling you, babe
That I dont think its true, babe
And even if it is keep this in mind

You take it on the run baby
If thats the way you want it baby
Then I dont want you around

1/6/2008 4:39:47 PM