i have the bladder of a small child

1/6/2008 4:40:19 PM

"stop so I can pee"

1/6/2008 4:41:16 PM

i've been at work since 12. and i have used the restroom approximately 7 times.

1/6/2008 4:42:10 PM

I doubt I have enough daylight to get another load of laundry out on the line

1/6/2008 4:42:19 PM

yay the website is finished for now... gotta get some pics from last year to add to it, and then wait 7 days for the link to paypal to work, but otherwise done. yay.

and I can't wait to go to Raleigh in 2 weeks!

1/6/2008 4:44:08 PM

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 4:44 PM. Reason : [no homo]]

1/6/2008 4:44:14 PM

^maybe that purple thing is a joystick or something, but it looks a bit like a vibrator from here

1/6/2008 4:45:46 PM

i have no idea what's going on... it looks like a vibrator to me too haha

1/6/2008 4:46:16 PM

the thing with the blue cap looks like toothpaste...

1/6/2008 4:46:29 PM

looks like a bong

1/6/2008 4:47:08 PM

^^at first i thought it was vaseline
but now i think its antacids

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 4:47 PM. Reason : ^it might be a flashlight]

1/6/2008 4:47:24 PM

flashlight, tums, and kleenex

1/6/2008 4:49:04 PM

i think the blue lid thing is tums or something

it does look like a flashlight... haha

joystick/dildo/flashlight.... whatever

1/6/2008 4:49:16 PM

sucks how chicks get dildos and vibrators and dudes get their hand or towels with latex gloves in the middle

1/6/2008 4:51:48 PM

wat

1/6/2008 4:52:30 PM

finish your fucking cig so i can go pee!!

^^ guys have more than that to choose from

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 4:55 PM. Reason : .]

1/6/2008 4:53:12 PM

I'm not putting my dick in anything but my hand or a woman

1/6/2008 4:56:36 PM

haha

i got a fake vag once as a free gift from makeing a monster adam and eve order once.

seemed kinda nasty since there wasnt a great way to clean it out

funny story actually

i used it once, then chucked it into the top of the closet at my parents house (was living there first summer after freshman year)...

two years ago, my sister moved into my room. and i got the most uncomfortable conversation with my parents "when are you going to move all the rest of your things out... like your sex toys and yearbooks"

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 4:59 PM. Reason : e]

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 4:59 PM. Reason : e]

1/6/2008 4:58:04 PM

pm sent...

1/6/2008 4:59:01 PM

he so has a crush on me

it's so cute

1/6/2008 4:59:04 PM

I don't have a crush on you

1/6/2008 4:59:41 PM

i'm talking about this guy at work.

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 5:02 PM. Reason : stop telling on yourself]

1/6/2008 5:02:22 PM

haha


just because I wanna do that

doesn't mean I have a crush

I'm not the same sweet boy from 4 years ago

I got an agenda now

1/6/2008 5:04:11 PM

a vagenda

1/6/2008 5:04:47 PM

i see what you did there

1/6/2008 5:05:39 PM

i'm not a player i just crush a lot.

1/6/2008 5:05:48 PM

lol


good term


j/k I have no agenda

I'm just different

1/6/2008 5:06:36 PM

they're all different

1/6/2008 5:07:14 PM

well that makes two of us.

1/6/2008 5:07:17 PM

peas and carrots!

1/6/2008 5:08:03 PM

booooooooooooooooored................

1/6/2008 6:20:07 PM

I always feel uncomfortable when someone goes "I'll pray for you"

1/6/2008 6:21:20 PM

i'm christian, and it makes me uncomfortable when people say that too.. it makes me feel like a bad person

1/6/2008 6:22:05 PM

i'll pray for you

1/6/2008 6:22:48 PM

my mom said something to that effect, recently. I wanted to punch her.

1/6/2008 6:23:20 PM

ugh, my dad had to go to the hospital this morning for heart trouble, I just found out

1/6/2008 6:24:00 PM

i'll pray for you

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 6:25 PM. Reason : but seriously, hope everything turns out ok]

1/6/2008 6:24:51 PM

as much as I hate seeing people from work at the gym, having this guy work out next to me wasn't so bad

1/6/2008 6:25:30 PM

yeah I never know what to say back...
"thanks"
"allrighty then!"
*high five*
friendly handshake... i just really don't know.


oh and i hope your dad is okay too

1/6/2008 6:26:52 PM

^^^ and ^ haha, thanks


hes had a lot of stuff all at once lately, one thing after another

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 6:31 PM. Reason : d]

1/6/2008 6:28:32 PM

blugh :/

1/6/2008 6:29:44 PM

i can't wait to bump my "i've forgotten how to talk to girls sober" thread b/c i went out with the girl again, to the bar with our mutual friends...got drunk, had no problems, asked if she wanted to go out sometime and she said yes....


now the real hard part comes

1/6/2008 6:38:11 PM

best month of january ever

1/6/2008 6:40:43 PM

ugh this sucks once again I won't have another valentines day since I will be on my way to altanta

1/6/2008 6:41:29 PM

valentines day is gay

1/6/2008 6:53:27 PM

valentines day is gay

1/6/2008 6:54:07 PM

I'm drunk again!

1/6/2008 6:56:38 PM

this looks like a good idea...

1/6/2008 7:05:22 PM

what the fuck

1/6/2008 7:05:48 PM

it's true it's me, on your mother's T.V
On your brother's c.d., on your sister's wall
The same dude, that your big sister call
All day all night, but she not my type
Unless she the type, to up it in one night
I tend to get impatient, can't stand waiting
Chicks be hating, so I quit dating

1/6/2008 7:08:49 PM