ive been hitting the snooze button since 6.

1/9/2008 7:35:34 AM

this is gonna be a loooooooooooooooong day at school


ok not really

1/9/2008 8:08:48 AM

i seriously can't believe this kid is STILL continuing to just straight up lie to me... i mean, the gig is up, I already know several dozen things hes lied about to me and/or her to try and hide whats been going on the last 1.5 months.
at this point i'd appreciate honesty. and since hes apparantly incapable of that, I'd appreciate him stop trying to "explain" because his explanation is all lies anyways.


man, i thought i'd done better with this one. i thought i'd found a cocky bastard, who wasn't actually so much of a bastard. apparantly not.

1/9/2008 8:22:51 AM

1/9/2008 8:47:28 AM

^ indeed.
i'm such a dork for my friends. but, um, when shit works out (even though i didn't do anything to make it work out), it makes me happy that i'm like a worried mama. just my nature.

1/9/2008 9:49:09 AM

, thirded.

1/9/2008 10:15:23 AM

^^^^wtf

1/9/2008 10:17:12 AM

^^, ^^^ you two...

<3

1/9/2008 10:20:03 AM

i bet if i left the office for a few hours, nobody would notice

1/9/2008 10:33:13 AM

I love finishing things.

1/9/2008 10:58:14 AM

Looking for a college humor video is the worst process ever.

1/9/2008 11:14:40 AM

I can't decide if I want to go to Grand Asia Market or just Harris Teeter.

1/9/2008 11:39:46 AM

Quote :

"i thought i'd found a cocky bastard, who wasn't actually so much of a bastard."

There's yer problem. You look for d-bags.

[Edited on January 9, 2008 at 12:06 PM. Reason : ]

1/9/2008 11:51:32 AM

damn, class was cancelled on the 2nd day

1/9/2008 12:05:43 PM

I wonder if Drew Carey begged for The Price is Right job because of all the women.

1/9/2008 12:09:17 PM

John Edwards speaking at Clemson is not breaking news.

Although he sounds like an idiot so this is kinda entertaining.

[Edited on January 9, 2008 at 12:36 PM. Reason : ]

1/9/2008 12:36:32 PM

Halo 3

1/9/2008 12:37:26 PM

that was a yummy leftover lunch

and i hope one of those dates for portland will work

1/9/2008 12:37:32 PM

Sadist
96%
Switch
96%
Bondage
89%
Masochist
82%
Submissive
79%
Dominant
75%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur
68%
Experimental
64%
Degradation Lover
32%
Vanilla
7%



[Edited on January 9, 2008 at 12:44 PM. Reason : http://quizfarm.com/quiz_repository/new/136192/]

1/9/2008 12:43:04 PM

Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar isn't as bad as I thought it would be....

1/9/2008 12:45:31 PM

You scored as a Bondage


The act of being bound or binding someone is what gets you going. It could be the desire for control or the lack thereof. Luckily, there are plenty of ways to explore this in that most adult stores offer plenty of tools for this fetish. As far as fetishes go this one tends to be one of the more popular.


Bondage
96%
Switch
96%
Experimental
89%
Submissive
86%
Degradation Lover
64%
Sadist
50%
Masochist
39%
Dominant
36%
Vanilla
32%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur
25%

1/9/2008 12:50:51 PM

You scored as a Switch: You know what you want but it has nothing to do with your own role in the bedroom. You have the ability to be flexible in that area which can be useful for exploring you sexuality with your partner.
Switch
89%
Sadist
89%
Bondage
86%
Degradation Lover
86%
Experimental
82%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur
75%
Masochist
75%
Dominant
68%
Submissive
64%
Vanilla
14%

1/9/2008 12:52:21 PM

We're goin racin friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm really looking forward to being one of those girls and getting my victory lane kiss pic <3

1/9/2008 12:57:56 PM

Do you have an inclination for BDSM?
You scored as a Switch
You know what you want but it has nothing to do with your own role in the bedroom. You have the ability to be flexible in that area which can be useful for exploring you sexuality with your partner.
Switch
100%
Experimental
96%
Bondage
82%
Submissive
82%
Dominant
64%
Masochist
57%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur
57%
Sadist
50%
Degradation Lover
36%
Vanilla
18%

1/9/2008 1:01:24 PM

Do you have an inclination for BDSM?
You scored as a Switch
You know what you want but it has nothing to do with your own role in the bedroom. You have the ability to be flexible in that area which can be useful for exploring you sexuality with your partner.
Switch
82%
Experimental
71%
Bondage
50%
Submissive
43%
Dominant
29%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur
29%
Vanilla
29%
Masochist
18%
Sadist
14%
Degradation Lover
4%

[Edited on January 9, 2008 at 1:06 PM. Reason : ]

1/9/2008 1:06:20 PM

I hope this is the right decision.....

1/9/2008 1:34:52 PM

yay i get to walk my bitch today

1/9/2008 1:36:14 PM

If your life is so wonderful now that you're not in Raleigh anymore, why do you spend so much time posting on here?

1/9/2008 1:37:53 PM

You talkin' to me?

1/9/2008 1:47:32 PM

Nope. Someone else on this page even. You're not the first to ask though.

[Edited on January 9, 2008 at 2:10 PM. Reason : ]

1/9/2008 2:09:49 PM

“Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us in the ass. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim. The world of pretend is a cage, not a cocoon. We can only lie to ourselves for so long. We are tired, we are scared, denying it doesn't change the truth. Sooner or later we have to put aside our denial and face the world. Head on, guns blazing. De Nile. It's not just a river in Egypt, it's a freakin' ocean. So how do you keep from drowning in it?”

1/9/2008 2:23:47 PM

I wish my computer would stop sounding like a jet engine.

1/9/2008 2:25:53 PM

I'm hungry

1/9/2008 2:28:02 PM

A man goes to a doctor and says " What shall I do? I've just been raped by an elephant!" The doctor tells him to bend over so he can have a look at his ass. "That's funny!" He says " your asshole is 10 inches wide! I thought elephants only had thin long dicks?" The man says " Yeah but he fingered me first!"

1/9/2008 2:28:27 PM

I need the "first i was like this"

"then i LOLLED"


Ape picture. I can't remember who has it in their gallery. HALP PLEASE!

1/9/2008 2:30:40 PM

i thought NC drivers were bad... but i just got to my hotel here in florida, and got' damn, there are some idiots down here

1/9/2008 2:31:46 PM

^you should remember those idiots from our trip down there last month.






and i liked your girl's sweet facebook status about you earlier

1/9/2008 2:32:46 PM

i dont know if youre getting my IM's so yes i can do that for you and why are you in florida?

[Edited on January 9, 2008 at 2:33 PM. Reason : .]

1/9/2008 2:33:26 PM

eh?

^for a funeral, and no i'm not getting any of your im'sa

[Edited on January 9, 2008 at 2:35 PM. Reason : a]

1/9/2008 2:33:31 PM

internet radio station

[Edited on January 9, 2008 at 2:36 PM. Reason : ^sorry to hear that]

1/9/2008 2:35:55 PM

tww delivers today

1/9/2008 2:36:14 PM

i'm tired of this married guy at work trying to do me

1/9/2008 2:36:38 PM

Someone please tell me I made the right decision because this hurts so bad and I just want to turn around and erase everything that's been done.

1/9/2008 2:44:00 PM

1/9/2008 2:51:59 PM

“Wisdom is scar tissue in disguise.”

1/9/2008 2:53:57 PM

anyone make a breathalyzer for computers?


ahh fuck it, last night was coming anyway

I deserved it

1/9/2008 2:54:39 PM

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. " -Benjamin Franklin

1/9/2008 2:55:54 PM

"Pain is weakness leaving the body."

1/9/2008 2:55:56 PM

dammit john, the whole reason i made that other thread is because i was looking for that pic to post under kiwi's post and couldnt find it

1/9/2008 2:56:10 PM

You guys are a bunch of penises.....

1/9/2008 2:58:16 PM