saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
sounds like she was looking for an out and found it 6/9/2011 12:05:44 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Thats sucks. I'm currently headed down the long road to friend zone. I'll be cutting her off real soon
[Edited on June 9, 2011 at 12:06 AM. Reason : .] 6/9/2011 12:06:38 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Bitch was in it for the money. She gave you 6 months to get a job and you haven't gotten one...she probably has a prospect lined up already. 6/9/2011 12:08:44 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " so, in the same vein as the previous confession about keeping track of who you've slept with:
i have a book that i've kept since i was 14 (it's a very nice book; moleskine cover, etc.). it contains a record of every time i've done anything sexual with anyone that includes their name, the date, the circumstances that led to such an event, the location, and a brief summary of what happened. i've never shown it to anyone or even told anyone of its existence.
i just like keeping statistics of any sort about my life. i do it all the time.
i'm about halfway through the available pages, though. :\" |
6/9/2011 12:51:19 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "LivinProof78 exposed???????
In 1970 she has her first child at the age of 15. At the age of 23 (8 years later) she has her second child. That would be 1978..." |
sorry dude....my mom was 35 when she had me 6/9/2011 8:43:40 AM |
UberCool All American 3457 Posts user info edit post |
^^ they'll just have to make a second volume, i guess
[Edited on June 9, 2011 at 6:06 PM. Reason : ] 6/9/2011 6:05:33 PM |
StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I wish EMCE would go see x-men with me. I think it would be fun." |
6/9/2011 9:23:30 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
lololololol 6/9/2011 9:23:56 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
the confessional is now open
confess to me my child(ren) 6/9/2011 10:24:14 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " Why does this thumper person keep saying this instead of just "spittin" dirt?
I've played enough poker to know when someone's bluffin'." |
6/9/2011 10:29:42 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I think thumper wants everyone to send their confessions to her. 6/9/2011 10:30:31 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
haha we should bomb her with pms 6/9/2011 10:31:03 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
shes gone 6/9/2011 10:31:29 PM |
Hiro All American 4673 Posts user info edit post |
6-9-11
Never forget? 6/9/2011 10:32:00 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on June 9, 2011 at 10:49 PM. Reason : e]6/9/2011 10:48:41 PM |
daz84 All American 2258 Posts user info edit post |
ill take some confessions pleaseeee 6/9/2011 11:30:46 PM |
Noen All American 31346 Posts user info edit post |
In response the confession on the last page:
Quote : | "She's made up her mind and is unwilling to talk about it. And I find this whole thing extremely unfair. We were GREAT for the year leading up to when I lost my job. Only then, did issues come up.
Oh well. What can you do, you know? I've got my shit together, and I'm approaching the best shape I've been in in a LONG time. I guess if I'm going to be single, might as well face it like that." |
Not a damn thing you can do. I've had two long term, otherwise awesome relationships go south because of an event that she just couldn't get past. One was absolutely my fault, the other just a random chance thing.
All you can do is cut ties and move on.6/9/2011 11:43:03 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I love confessions
Quote : | "I am a closet nymphomaniac. I've never made a big deal out of it, because most women seriously look down on my type of behavior, and most guys either don't believe it or think it's bullshit bragging.
I've had multiple partners, I've had sex with others invited to watch, I've had sex with my teachers, I've hooked up with married coworkers, I've had numerous "casual encounters" from craigslist, had sex with co-workers, with women I managed, I've hooked up with a dude (which confirmed for me that I do only like women), hooked up with underage girls and over the hill women. I've hooked up with a number of very active tdubbers, let me say that eGame absolutely works.
Sometimes I feel ashamed about it all, sometimes I think it was stupid and risky.
All of this experience taught me that most men have absolutely no idea how terrible they are at sex and intimacy. Many of my partners were surprised how good I was in the sack, because all of them thought I'd had very little experience. I manipulated a lot of women over the years just to get in bed with them and don't feel sorry about it at all." |
my eGame never works 6/10/2011 12:28:58 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
please, I like getting roofed in my shitty hell on everyones salt 6/10/2011 12:32:54 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " I think I'm the opposite of a nymphomaniac.
It's like I want to be sexual, and I actually used to be pretty sexual, but now I hardly ever get really aroused. Maybe once every few months.
Even if I try to masturbate, it takes a lot of effort and sometimes I fall asleep during the act." |
lol I, too, have fallen asleep...mostly because I've gotten off so many damn times...but I just get back to it when I wake up 6/10/2011 12:49:00 AM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5918 Posts user info edit post |
A new day, a new round of confessions...to me!
Quote : | "No pussy is as good as my hand. Fap FTW " |
No real confession there...best benefit of a pussy is no messy clean up after release
[Edited on June 10, 2011 at 7:46 AM. Reason : ]6/10/2011 7:37:45 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
A new day, a new round of confessions...to me! 6/10/2011 7:46:07 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've hooked up with a number of very active tdubbers" |
Does not compute6/10/2011 7:50:26 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I just realized I forgot to put on deodorant this am and i already smell " |
I keep deodorant and lotion in the glove compartment just for days like that. 6/10/2011 8:04:37 AM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50085 Posts user info edit post |
You ever notice how 99% of the sexual confessions go to the same three or four girls? random my ass. It's a varied form of e-game, this thread. Nothing more. 6/10/2011 8:06:03 AM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5918 Posts user info edit post |
I have no e-game 6/10/2011 8:07:00 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
If you E-pickup a chick she ain't shit. 6/10/2011 8:16:28 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Send this confession to the 4 wimmens
"I wanna stick in ur butt" 6/10/2011 8:19:54 AM |
daz84 All American 2258 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^LOL, never really paid attention to that, but you make a good point.
[Edited on June 10, 2011 at 8:22 AM. Reason : .] 6/10/2011 8:22:03 AM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5918 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When I talk to a woman I make my pecs dance. Its hilarious watching them try to keep eye contact when the chest is talking. " |
6/10/2011 8:26:40 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
6/10/2011 8:29:18 AM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
6/10/2011 8:30:45 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ThePeter needs to man up. i <3 bmel as a status, posting in the "ladies, lets talk shop" thread. Come on, grow a set of balls." |
Consider yourself called out.
[Edited on June 10, 2011 at 10:39 PM. Reason : ]6/10/2011 10:38:45 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I wouldn't call it e-game
I think its more of people know I will discuss just about anything, so they feel comfy telling me their sexy biz
i digress...
Quote : | "I wanna stick in ur butt
tonight" |
[Edited on June 10, 2011 at 10:49 PM. Reason : lol]6/10/2011 10:41:47 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I wasn't so excited about going back to work after lunch so I took a glass of wine with me when I got back, just because today is pretty unimportant and it's summer and I felt like it. I'm more productive than I was this morning. " |
6/11/2011 9:06:09 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " i am kind of worried that thumper might actually off herself. am i the only one? CYBER BULLYING IS REAL." |
Quote : | "all this thumper releasing the nudes threats has me worried. Not about her but I need to be really really nice to a certain twwer bc I can't remember if I actually sent him pictures of my tits or not " |
6/11/2011 9:08:50 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Lol at calling me out to grow some balls...
By using an anonymous confession
[Bring it faggot] 6/11/2011 9:10:10 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
i'll be taking confessions! 6/11/2011 10:27:02 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I want to stick it in DivaBaby19's butt " |
hehe6/11/2011 2:58:56 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^ you ain't foolin anybody .... You know that was your confession egy 6/11/2011 3:04:54 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
great...everyone wants to stick it in my butt....today
I better buy a lot of lube while I'm out. 6/11/2011 3:08:16 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
^ just roll with me, babe. you won't even need lube. matter of fact, you won't even know I was there until I don't return any of your calls. 6/11/2011 3:12:00 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
that's my kind of buttsexor 6/11/2011 3:25:56 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
LOL LunaK
It was SO not. I have yet to put a made-up confession in here but you are seriously tempting me! Then no one will know if what I post is true or false! 6/11/2011 3:27:42 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was hit on by a tranny today on the train. At first I was kind of creeped out, but then I realized that I have now had men, women, and now man-ladies flirt with me. So, it's nice to know that I have multi-gender appeal." |
okay this one made me giggle a little 6/11/2011 8:12:41 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I kinda lol'd because someone made a "Free Thumper" thread but no one made a "Free RachelMarie" thread... I thought about doing it, but then realized there was a reason it had not already been made. " |
6/11/2011 11:48:09 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
someone confess to me... 6/12/2011 1:28:20 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I am in serious like with a certain twwer. " |
6/12/2011 7:44:41 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
I can has confession? 6/12/2011 8:05:50 PM |
rbrthwrd Suspended 3125 Posts user info edit post |
what user do we have here who is 14? whoever is 14 here is the one who sent that like pm.
[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 8:06 PM. Reason : has to be] 6/12/2011 8:06:37 PM |