^^^^ Ohhh YAY!!!!

[Edited on January 10, 2011 at 2:28 PM. Reason : .]

1/10/2011 2:28:00 PM

This "storm" has officially ruined my day

1/10/2011 2:50:32 PM

It's moving again

It seriously feels like bubbles in my tummy with an occasional jab. And no, it is not gas...I know what that feels like and this is not it. Soooooo weird

1/10/2011 2:54:23 PM

?

1/10/2011 2:56:55 PM

you were cute as a child pshoes

1/10/2011 3:06:42 PM

Hahahaha yes! Exactly

I like that baby appears to be a baby chicken w/ an alien LKhicken approves

1/10/2011 3:07:34 PM

i wish this sickness would hurry up and leave me

1/10/2011 3:08:38 PM

this is my old insurance agent. just look at this fucker.

i'm canceling the policy today.

his office always smelled of urine.

1/10/2011 3:18:09 PM

^^^ I totally expect a baby lkchiken for Halloween.

1/10/2011 3:19:07 PM

I am derping all over myself today.

1/10/2011 3:36:18 PM

I am so drunk right now itsnot funny

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

1/10/2011 3:38:22 PM

^LIKE

1/10/2011 3:39:39 PM

Determining if I really want to go for a run in the snow.

1/10/2011 3:51:40 PM

DO IT!

1/10/2011 3:54:02 PM

i don't want the new fb profile

1/10/2011 4:42:32 PM

then quit

1/10/2011 4:42:51 PM

BOO FREAKIN HOO

1/10/2011 4:43:18 PM

but then how will she hit on boys half her age??

^haha and that too

[Edited on January 10, 2011 at 4:43 PM. Reason : BOO FREAKING HOO hahaha]

1/10/2011 4:43:35 PM

Some people have to make up excuses to quit when they start losing son!

1/10/2011 4:43:46 PM

she can still go to the GOAT

1/10/2011 4:44:12 PM

^^^ she's going the other way now. She'll be 2x her age soon.

1/10/2011 4:44:24 PM

this no snow is bullshit.

1/10/2011 4:44:53 PM

hahaha- she went from young corn fed americans to middle aged terrorists with the quickness- WHO WILL BE NEXT??

1/10/2011 4:45:35 PM

let's be clear...

i have never used fb as a means of meeting men...


well...except that one time

1/10/2011 4:45:35 PM

70 yr old millionaires? Sam gonna have his own house.

1/10/2011 4:46:06 PM

WOOT!

1/10/2011 4:46:27 PM

looks like i signed up for tww too late

1/10/2011 4:51:02 PM

well that sucked...

1/10/2011 4:51:23 PM

id say too early

1/10/2011 4:51:34 PM

Quote :

"CISSP - Certified Information Systems Security Professional $99,928 CCDA - Cisco Certified Design Associate $93,953 VCP - VMware Certified Professional $91,271 CCNP - Cisco Certified Network Professional $89,864 MCSE - Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer $86,454 MCITP - Microsoft Certified IT Professional $82,044 CCNA - Cisco Certified Network Associate $79,695 Security+ - CompTIA Security+ $76,844 MCSA - Microsoft Certified Systems Administrator $76,337 MCP - Microsoft Certified Professional $74,438 MCTS - Windows Vista, Configuration $71,786 Network+ - CompTIA Network+ $70,902 MCDST - Microsoft Certified Desktop Support Technician $70,197 A+ - CompTIA A+ $68,631 "

theres no way A+ guys make that much money, no damn way

1/10/2011 4:52:20 PM

on a sorta side note...

he looked at a text message exchange between me and Jen where we were referring to him as "the terrorist"....

he was like "dat's fucked up! why you call me terrorist?!"...

i told him that's how i refer to him when talking to me friends and he had his choice between "the terrorist" or the "old ass Turkish asshole"...

he said "I NOT OLD! "

i had to explain to him that he's quite a bit older than me and since i'm quite a bit older than most of my friends then he's fucking ancient to most of them...


we have a very loving and respectful relationship

1/10/2011 4:55:28 PM

next time just say "BOO FREAKIN HOO"

1/10/2011 4:55:59 PM

Quote :

"dat's fucked up"

1/10/2011 4:56:09 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1526191/Evangelicals-urge-museum-to-hide-mans-ancestors.html

Quote :

"Evangelicals urge museum to hide man's ancestors ... The museum also holds bones from several specimens of Australopithecus anamensis, believed to be the first hominid to walk upright, four million years ago."

Please to think of our mancestors.

1/10/2011 4:57:54 PM

I'm disappointed at this terrorism thing. I didn't realize she was a sympathizer.

Quote :

"Please to think of our mancestors."

It's pathetic when somebody thinks science will step backward for them. What a bunch of fucking fools. If any of you still believe in your religion, may no god have mercy on your non-soul.

[Edited on January 10, 2011 at 4:58 PM. Reason : T]

1/10/2011 4:57:55 PM

only on the weekends

1/10/2011 4:58:31 PM

Quote :

"theres no way A+ guys make that much money, no damn way"

baaahaahahaha. yeah, that list is way off. everybody and their dog can get A+.

i also love how they didn't distinguish between the different levels of MCITP... e.g. MCITP:EA is the new MCSE.

1/10/2011 4:59:03 PM

Quote :

"only on the weekends "

I guess that makes it ok.

1/10/2011 4:59:54 PM

Quote :

"everybody and their dog can get A+."

i'm happy to know this...

sam needs to get a damn job

1/10/2011 5:01:48 PM

i hope school is canceled all day tomorrow

1/10/2011 5:09:57 PM

Hmmm italian beef may be for dinner


I hate this suv rental. I want my car back. Stupid suicidal deer

1/10/2011 5:36:57 PM

It just wanted a ride.

1/10/2011 5:41:13 PM

why do people always post about getting dumped in fb...

and in entirely too much detail at that

1/10/2011 5:51:56 PM

because they don't have tdub.

1/10/2011 5:52:50 PM

you're probably right

1/10/2011 5:53:13 PM

beatup chain

1/10/2011 5:54:25 PM

lol

1/10/2011 5:55:30 PM

1/10/2011 5:55:47 PM

I like how jiffy lube shut off their lights right as I was pulling in

1/10/2011 6:08:00 PM

^^,^^^,^^^^ lol



[Edited on January 10, 2011 at 6:22 PM. Reason : Carots]

1/10/2011 6:20:24 PM