how the hell do you get The Wufs to attend your wedding? that belongs in the best thing on the internet thread

7/2/2012 6:56:35 AM

You can book them for weddings and parties.

They're with the cheerleaders, so you book thru them if I recall.

7/2/2012 9:28:58 AM

I went to a wedding where they were there...pretty damn cool.

Anyone know how much it costs? I was gonna guess something in the neighborhood of $300.

7/2/2012 9:35:43 AM

I can't believe there are State people who haven't been to a wedding with Mr. & Mrs. Wuf

Seems like they're at every wedding

7/2/2012 9:37:01 AM

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"That drinks is prob about 800 cals and you were telling us you were genetically fat? "

goddamn how do you find a way to be a cunt in every damn thread?

7/2/2012 9:39:20 AM

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"I can't believe there are State people who haven't been to a wedding with Mr. & Mrs. Wuf Seems like they're at every wedding"

7/2/2012 9:49:11 AM

So was that really Pam Saulsby?

7/2/2012 9:52:29 AM

^^^This is hilarious. Especially coming from you.

[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 10:13 AM. Reason : ^]

7/2/2012 10:12:58 AM

it's kinda cool if you're a guest that went to that school too, but depending on how it goes down it can be super awkward though

went to a wedding at penn state (in state college, ceremony on campus) several years ago, and during the reception the mascot was announced with the bridal party, then the whole thing turned into some turds chanting zombie nation and bouncing all around and then the fight song, then more zombie nation, that one white stripes song that every fucking stadium does now, more zombie nation, and meanwhile i'm realizing im going to have to step up my game on the whiskey shots for this to be an acceptable situation.

[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 10:25 AM. Reason : e]

7/2/2012 10:24:06 AM

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"So was that really Pam Saulsby?"

I'm not sure. everyone seems to think so. She definitely had the news anchor gravitas, as it were.

7/2/2012 11:43:50 AM

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"This is hilarious. Especially coming from you."

I feel that my bitchiness is often warranted (obviously I am biased) I just don't get why you like calling people out on their weight and color of their teeth , but I suppose this is the "pot calling the kettle a cunt" type thing

7/2/2012 11:50:38 AM

that's definitely Pam

7/2/2012 11:58:48 AM

did she have on red lipgloss?

7/2/2012 12:05:40 PM

I worked at a store in college that Pam frequented and I only remember two things about her...

1) How horrible her weave was (I mean...she had to be making enough to afford a decent wig)

and

2) How fucking huge her ass was. It was an ass that would make BigHitSunday weep.

7/2/2012 12:07:41 PM

you never see that on tv...

7/2/2012 12:10:07 PM

is it huge as in nice?

7/2/2012 12:16:57 PM

I meant that I thought you would like it so much you would cry.

Personally....wwwaaayyy too big for me.

[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 12:17 PM. Reason : .]

7/2/2012 12:17:39 PM

huge as in "would suffocate acraw in a heartbeat if bitch said the wrong thing to Pam Saulsby"

7/2/2012 12:20:24 PM

good for her because otherwise she is not an attractive woman

7/2/2012 12:20:32 PM

Aww are you having a bad day Klatypus?

You may not express things the way I do but you can be pretty condescending and antagonizing here. I think I have been pretty benign but for some reason you want to single me out. Two instances is hardly, ‘every thread’. Welcome to Chit Chat, have we met?

7/2/2012 1:02:39 PM

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"but you can be pretty condescending and antagonizing here."

pretty funny coming from you

7/2/2012 1:07:53 PM

you both can be bitches now hug it out

7/2/2012 1:08:46 PM

Someone make them a thread so they can claw each others eyes out.

7/2/2012 1:11:20 PM

(notice how this has nothing to do with me)

please continue

7/2/2012 1:13:07 PM

I am proud that this beef had nothing to do with Diva too


also, I couldn't give a shit less if acraw thinks I am a condescending bitch, no need to waste the bandwidth.

7/2/2012 1:16:53 PM

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"also, I couldn't give a shit less if acraw thinks I am a condescending bitch, no need to waste the bandwidth."

Feeling's mutual. Move on.

7/2/2012 1:19:25 PM

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" She definitely had the news anchor gravitas, as it were."

Lawl. I just remember her kind of having the "oh yeah I'm totally Pam Saulsby" attitude, which made me question if it was her. I guess that's a good tactic to keep the weirdos at a distance, although it didn't work for mkcarter

7/2/2012 1:19:30 PM

They are $150 per hour, each. Much cheaper than I expected

They were introduced at ours by hypaone (our MC) after Eric's dance with his mom. I had told him his wedding gift hadn't come in yet, and kept telling him I hope it would get there by Saturday so I introduced it as my (surprise) gift to him. They came in to the fight song, then tommy wiseau (our DJ) played Atomic Dog which I liked, because I had asked for that song but didn't think of putting it with their entrance.

Anyway, people loved them and I have this great picture of Mrs. Wuf making a Hokie out of her hands for one of Eric's Virginia relatives

7/2/2012 1:32:03 PM

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"why? do you really want a larger picture of his tranny?"

yeah, I actually thought it was a tranny too, but didnt want to say anything in case it was his gf, wife, mother, aunt, etc.

7/2/2012 2:22:28 PM

Samwise's wedding guests need to go outside and get some sun.



and lol I thought the black lady was Dionne Warwick

7/2/2012 5:16:22 PM

^ including myself

fair is beautiful! and all that ish... (but really, I am aware many of friends/family look like they are afraid of the day)

7/3/2012 12:39:29 AM

7/4/2012 12:01:24 AM

^^ thanks for the pricing! That was exactly what I was thinking.

^ First pic on the page!

7/4/2012 12:03:01 AM

7/5/2012 12:39:18 PM

youre killin me sarah

7/5/2012 12:41:24 PM

what did I do?

7/5/2012 12:42:03 PM

i cant see your beautiful face

7/5/2012 12:43:36 PM

I'll try again...




[Edited on July 5, 2012 at 12:46 PM. Reason : ]

7/5/2012 12:44:48 PM

what made you pick that orange shirt?

7/5/2012 12:45:47 PM

matched my hair.

7/5/2012 12:47:29 PM

Wow, a couple serious "kill it with fire" pics on the previous page. Scary.

[Edited on July 5, 2012 at 1:10 PM. Reason : VV not you]

7/5/2012 12:47:40 PM

7/5/2012 12:48:09 PM

7/5/2012 12:56:58 PM

enough of my face, time for my stunning physique, even the 11 year old Old Navy girl is look at Mine Ass

7/5/2012 1:10:08 PM

More like she's looking at your shoes and thinkin' faggot







Hi, I'm Openly Gay



[Edited on July 5, 2012 at 2:09 PM. Reason : Girl to your right is cute, tho. I'll assume you've bedded her and I give you the requisite props.]

7/5/2012 2:04:40 PM

Me and my son. He was is full effect party mode last night.

7/5/2012 2:37:29 PM

^^ Vans rule man

^ were your glasses falling off and that was some good timing or do you use fishing line to hold them around your neck?

[Edited on July 5, 2012 at 3:00 PM. Reason : E]

7/5/2012 2:59:26 PM

red croakies, you can barely see them

7/5/2012 3:05:08 PM

When I take photos with my son, I, too, make sure my hand is on his ass

7/5/2012 3:10:16 PM

i think sparky pre'd himself

7/5/2012 3:26:41 PM