Quote :

"i don't think i will ever mature past the age of 18. case in point: i sliced my foot open last night playing drunken rock band. or MAYBE it was during the drunken dance party we had at 230am when we managed to pull a chandelier out of the ceiling. OR MAYBE it was later in the night...like after i passed out on the floor and pee peed in my pants oooopsy. but i'm sort of proud of myself. getting blackout drunk ftw!! but seriously, what if i never "grow up"? either way my foot really hurts. and has one of those annoying flaps of skin on it that moves everytime it touches something. and that really really REALLY makes me cringe."

I'll never grow up either

life is short, enjoy it

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 3:31 PM. Reason : hence me moving outta here not knowing whats in store]

1/18/2008 3:30:46 PM

ha


man i need to get outta here.

1/18/2008 3:31:47 PM

Quote :

"^^well the whole peeing your pants things just brought your cuteness down a few notches. "

i know. am i a disgrace to the human race or what? sometimes i THINK about getting my life in order. but it usually doesn't go beyond the thinking

1/18/2008 3:33:13 PM

haha thats pretty cool



a chick that drinks a lot will inevitably piss the bed

1/18/2008 3:34:01 PM

i was engaged, for the second time.

Story goes, we were engaged for 8 months then i moved to Raleigh for 5 to graduate. While i was there i dated other people, he waited for me back here. When i moved back, he wanted to get back together and he essentially wanted to pick up where we left off. I started new job, things were going okay, now job wants me to travel every weekend - things wont be okay.

So, im single now, or. . if you ask some people. . im married to my job.

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 3:35 PM. Reason : t]

1/18/2008 3:35:12 PM

hurry up and finish replacing the water heater- i wanna shower and nap dammit

1/18/2008 3:35:14 PM

Quote :

"we're gonna dive, snorkel, pre-fish some locations, fish for fun, catch lobster, and I get to see Cuba"

sounds fucking awesome

Quote :

"like after i passed out on the floor and pee peed in my pants "

no offense, but why would you tell people that? lol

1/18/2008 3:37:27 PM

^^^ well....just be happy with whatever you do. i guess that is the most important thing

^^^^ i peed the carpet i was sleeping on as i never made it INTO a bed. go me, go me. i never understood how people go so drunk they just peed themselves, but at the age of 23.5, i have finally experienced the wonder firsthand.

^ because i (clearly, as displayed by my behavior haha) don't care what people think. and i thought it was kindof a funny story. i mean....who doesn't love pee stories?

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 3:38 PM. Reason : .]

1/18/2008 3:37:28 PM

lol, I've never done that

but I've tossed my cookies in bed before

Quote :

"[Chamillionaire] Koopa I said I never cheat on my money Its funny how hoes dont believe me watch mad-hatter and cat-hatter but gave it to me because I'm greedy dont be touchin all on my money cause that make me honey look sleazy gettin paid is like good sex becuse my money comes easy my fat stack be the reason nappy head hoes wanna trap me they be like "dont he look exactly like my son he the pappy" haters be making my dough unhappy you should gimme my props for makin my cash the propa way instead of comin up pop ya [Chorus] Dont blame us for visions of princess cuts on our fangas(fingers) Big house's, candy paint and big swangas eehh if aint about no money dont call my pager because My Money Gets Jealous blame us we ballin so hard they think we drug slangas we just entertainers dont point your fangers yea I'd rather be rich than be broke and famous because My Money Gets Jealous [Paul Wall] Listen, see I use to sit at a bus stop and try to holla at a broad I'd ask her for her number to call she laugh and tell a player Nah take a bus a block and stop I hop in my candy car with Texas plates pop the trunk while the neon lights say aaawwww I bet you feel stupid got to confess, the truth is bullet-proof vest on my chest so I cant get shot by Cupid man, man, I'm the man but ladies cant understand how I can marry my grands with no wedding band or best man [Chorus] Dont blame us for visions of princess cuts on our fangas(fingers) Big house's, candy paint and big swangas eehh if aint about no money dont call my pager because My Money Gets Jealous blame us we ballin so hard they think we drug slangas we just entertainers dont point your fangers yea I'd rather be rich than be broke and famous because My Money Gets Jealous [Chamillionaire] {*door bell*} Who is it, Here Lizard Lizard Lizard pretty red bones and high yellows in high heels trying to gets us but treat like some cinderellas, naah "My Money Get Jealous" We got tickets is what the tell us the bail bond mail us letters and tell us the police comin to get us, so "My Money Get Jealous" Uncle Sam doesnt want to let us to ball on 20inch propellas gimme my cut is what he tell us, no "My Money Get Jealous" cant even trust my own fellas some got secret vendettas probally plotting about trying to get us "My Money Get Jealous" you never know me and mad-hatter might take a flight to nevada right, near the ring at the tyson fight but I'm sitting next to evanders wife never trick and throw this, no rose pedals, no candle-light if you want to see a "G" dont ask me go ask Vanna White Koopa spend a grand at night want a show I demand a price thats right because I'm hott as a damn can of Louisiana spice never bite the hand that writes the checks or you'll go broke ugh could you see me grippin oak or do you wish for me to choke got to stay on your paper-chase and get your change because you dont know how long you'll last in this game visions of twankies twisting while I'm grippin grain this girl in the passenger seat I dont know her name she said if I just let her hop up on my thang she put it on me and I never be the same that'd be nice but I do not think that thats going to do a thang I'm married to my change and that will never change, man [Chorus] Dont blame us for visions of princess cuts on our fangas(fingers) Big house's, candy paint and big swangas eehh if aint about no money dont call my pager because My Money Gets Jealous blame us we ballin so hard they think we drug slangas we just entertainers dont point your fangers yea I'd rather be rich than be broke and famous because My Money Gets Jealous eeem eehh, eeem eeh, eeemm eeeem emmmmmm eeem eehh, eeem eeh, eeemm eeeem emmmmmm eeem eehh, eeem eeh, eeemm eeeem emmmmmm eeem eehh, eeem eeh, eeemm eeeem emmmmmm"

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 3:40 PM. Reason : @]

1/18/2008 3:38:09 PM

Quote :

"but I've tossed my cookies in bed before "

hahaha tossed my cookies... hahaha

1/18/2008 3:39:08 PM

COME THE FUCK ON IM READY TO GTFO OF HERE FOR THE WEEKEND

1/18/2008 3:39:20 PM

come to raleigh

get drunk

1/18/2008 3:41:01 PM

come to raleigh


get drunk

1/18/2008 3:41:17 PM

thank god i have never pissed or thrown up in my bed after a long night of drinking.

i hope to never accomplish this goal either

1/18/2008 3:41:39 PM

we all gotta have a dream

1/18/2008 3:42:15 PM

Biofreak70 has accomplished that goal at least a dozen times

1/18/2008 3:43:47 PM

1/18/2008 3:44:10 PM

and jlancas03 peed on my couch

1/18/2008 3:44:49 PM

hahahahaha i had forgotten about that

hahaha

i'm glad he passed out in your room that night instead of mine

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 3:45 PM. Reason : ha]

1/18/2008 3:45:13 PM

^^^^in the last two months

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 3:46 PM. Reason : asdf]

1/18/2008 3:45:57 PM

shit stunk for a month. and it was right before exams so i couldn't study in my room

1/18/2008 3:46:19 PM

Spic pissed on that couch before too

1/18/2008 3:46:45 PM

haha, i have somehow not ever done it... I'm REALLY not sure how. I somehow always wake up with the extreme bladder pain and stumble/crawl to the bathroom before I actually manage to piss myself or the bed. This one girl from over the summer at my beach house managed to end up passing out in my fucking closet and pissed all over the place lol

1/18/2008 3:47:03 PM

i have a friend, we can call him Tim...b/c thats his name
he is really bad for getting drunk and pissing on everything

i have lots of pee stories about tim

1/18/2008 3:47:42 PM

i've never pissed my pants from being drunk either.

throwing up in a shoe, however, is a different questions

1/18/2008 3:48:16 PM

do tell, because "everyone loves pee stories"

1/18/2008 3:48:27 PM

Ihatespida pees himself almost every time he gets drunk... which is usually on some random skank that he picked up that night

1/18/2008 3:48:52 PM

i hate spida

1/18/2008 3:49:15 PM

my friend Tom, not Tim pissed in this girls suitcase while we were at Panama City for spring break

she didnt like that very much

1/18/2008 3:50:57 PM

a guy I know really well punched a hooker in the mouth cause she was trying to steal his wallet when she was giving him a bj

1/18/2008 3:51:48 PM

A guy i went to SB with last year pissed 5 of the 7 nights we were there. 3 nights in his girlfriend's condo and twice in ours

1/18/2008 3:52:04 PM

I want the HGTV dream home.

1/18/2008 3:53:15 PM

i want a mancave

1/18/2008 3:54:02 PM

i had a party once

with my rubbermaid crate of liquor bottles behind my bedroom door

the next morning, ~30 top shelf liquor bottles had been pissed all over

someone thought the bathroom was the door on the left, not the right.

after washing them in the yard

i gave up and threw it away

i never could bring myself to drink from the bottles, even though i verfied each were sealed pretty tightly

1/18/2008 3:54:45 PM

i want a whisker biscuit

1/18/2008 3:55:28 PM

^^hahahahaha that sucks

^wth is that?

oh, and i can't wait till mcjimmy buys us our 50-56" HDtv today

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 3:56 PM. Reason : ^]

1/18/2008 3:55:49 PM

mancave=watching movies in a minivan while eating waffles in mixing bowls?

1/18/2008 3:57:05 PM

i was at one of my exgirlfriends houses at ECU one weekend for a party she was having w/ her roomies.

well, this one guy...a friend of mine...had passed out and slept over. well, i woke up about 7am and heard what sounded like water being poured out by her bedroom door

i opened her door and the dude was standing there pissing on her bedroom door
i almost got peed on but didnt....told my XGF about it and she got up and cleaned up the mess

hahah, that same morning...another friend was pissing in her kitchen sink when i walked in there to get something to drink out of the fridge

1/18/2008 3:57:16 PM

brett, i'm home if you need to shower, and answer your phone

1/18/2008 3:57:33 PM

is mcjimmy buying it or is mcjimmy's dad buying it?

1/18/2008 3:59:42 PM

gunzz, is your peeing friend's name Brad or Ashley?

1/18/2008 4:01:23 PM

My roommate last year pissed all over his computer.

i guess since it was white he thought it was his toilet.

he also pissed all over his cousin when he passed out on the bathroom floor.

good times.

1/18/2008 4:01:23 PM

hahaha gunzz that story reminds me of one i forgot. My roommate had a friend in town freshman year when i lived in lee. I knew him too but didn't really get along with him. He passed out early and we went out to smoke up. Came back about 1am and he'd locked us out. We knocked on the door, knocked and knocked. Finally he came to the door with his pants down to his ankles and started peeing, luckily i moved but my roommate caught some stream and we had to yank him out of the doorway and he ended up peeing in our suite hall all over the floor.

1/18/2008 4:02:19 PM

Quote :

"brett, i'm home if you need to shower, and answer your phone"

i gotta wait here while the guy does the work anyway, so i will just shower when he gets done

as for the phone, i just checked it and don't have any missed calls

1/18/2008 4:03:40 PM

HAHA, that was a test

1/18/2008 4:04:09 PM

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 4:04 PM. Reason : asdfadsfasd]

1/18/2008 4:04:17 PM

Quote :

"gunzz, is your peeing friend's name Brad or Ashley"

no, his name is pronounced Palmy ... dont know how to spell it

1/18/2008 4:09:28 PM

^^ hahahhaha

1/18/2008 4:58:54 PM

yay for having a legit excuse to leave work early

and for the weekend

1/18/2008 5:11:03 PM

that dude with the 10 days for his girlfriend is probably getting laughed at behind his back for being a pussy.

in fact, i know he is because i'm laughing at his dumb ass right now!

1/18/2008 5:12:25 PM