p tat es

1/20/2008 2:37:17 PM

this place was a lot cooler when brent road still had a party.

1/20/2008 2:39:10 PM

I want a good, hard, full-body massage.

1/20/2008 2:47:31 PM

60 dollars at the chinaplace next to the walmart in cary. 1 hour.

1/20/2008 2:50:10 PM

this page makes my wiener tingle

1/20/2008 2:50:42 PM

^^ I might have to try that. Even 20 minutes would feel awesome.

1/20/2008 2:52:02 PM

dad had a heart attack last night and mom didn't even fucking call me... obviously i'm pissed

but he's ok so that's good

1/20/2008 2:52:07 PM

^ wow...sry to hear that


my face just froze off /wind

1/20/2008 2:53:16 PM

^^i hate when parents do stuff like that. my parents always do taht. and then say "well we didn't want to upset you"

cause being lied to doesn't upset anyone

[Edited on January 20, 2008 at 2:54 PM. Reason : ^]

1/20/2008 2:53:43 PM

Heck yeah! I just went and bought myself a new winter hunting coat on 30% off clearance price! $52 for a sweet 10x brand with realtree HD pattern. I love it!


^^^ I'm sorry! I hope everything is ok when he gets out.

[Edited on January 20, 2008 at 3:12 PM. Reason : winter coat]

1/20/2008 3:04:57 PM

Yeah she's all like "i didnt want you to drive home from the beach in the nasty weather and risk getting hurt and it would have been past visiting hours anyways when you got here"... well thats fine and dandy but at least fucking call and let me make my own decision about coming home or not

1/20/2008 3:06:10 PM

go philip rivers

1/20/2008 3:06:44 PM

im thinking about sex. and its all your fault.

1/20/2008 3:10:47 PM

i'm going to eat some black olives. MMMMMMMMMMM

1/20/2008 3:29:16 PM

but the chargers game is on so i guess i should go watch

1/20/2008 3:31:41 PM

Quote :

"dad had a heart attack last night and mom didn't even fucking call me... obviously i'm pissed"

You found out the next day.

The parents of someone I know never intended to tell her. She found out a VERY long time afterwards when her brother said something about it. He had no idea she didn't know.

And her parents wonder why she's the way she is.

1/20/2008 3:38:48 PM

this will make a KICKASS gif

1/20/2008 4:14:35 PM

i have to go back to greensboro tomorrow HATE!!

1/20/2008 4:16:25 PM

Rental car smell like sunshine!

1/20/2008 4:27:40 PM

BRRRrrrr....



go rivers!

1/20/2008 4:49:53 PM

fuck you and your retarded planning abilities. i'll be damned if i EVER do something you request again. asshole.

1/20/2008 4:52:11 PM

how many cubic cms in a quart?

1/20/2008 4:55:32 PM

^google yo

1/20/2008 5:33:31 PM

1 cubic centimeter = 0.0010566882 US quarts
1 US quart = 946.35295 cubic centimeter

[Edited on January 20, 2008 at 5:54 PM. Reason : ]

1/20/2008 5:53:49 PM

"hey baby, wanna ride?"

"sir, my 1987 Datsun is just as good as your 1969 Camaro."

"um. yeah."

*speeds off*

"HAY WTF ASSHOLE"

1/20/2008 6:05:01 PM

fucking patriots

1/20/2008 6:07:10 PM

god i hope the patriots go 19-0

1/20/2008 7:16:25 PM

that worked out to $80/hr

1/20/2008 7:17:15 PM

HOLY JESUS WOMAN SHUT THE BLOODY FUCK UP


I DIDN'T CALL TO CHAT

1/20/2008 7:58:25 PM

Hottie central at the WakeMed Children's ED tonight, both genders.

1/20/2008 8:13:19 PM

i wonder how many of them were single...

1/20/2008 8:18:49 PM

WANT!

1/20/2008 8:20:15 PM

i do not feel right at all

1/20/2008 8:23:12 PM

1/20/2008 8:23:56 PM

cheer up mcfluffle!!

1/20/2008 8:26:00 PM

i'm not unhappy, i just don't feel right.


not ill, just not well

1/20/2008 8:28:38 PM

I had such a great weekend. Coming home sucks now

1/20/2008 8:42:01 PM

I could, in theory, leave now.

1/20/2008 8:42:09 PM

leave what?

1/20/2008 8:46:01 PM

1997...the year Hanson came out with their first single MMMBop

1/20/2008 8:50:29 PM

^^lab

1/20/2008 8:52:15 PM

Turning a new leaf

1/20/2008 8:53:20 PM

you could, in theory, bring me some cookies...

1/20/2008 8:53:24 PM

^^you're at the lab tonight?

1/20/2008 8:55:00 PM

^^I could. But that wuold require either buying some, and i'm BROKE, or going home and making some. Which I'll do if you pay me enough to make it worthwhile. But, know that I have neither white chocolate or macademia nuts

^Yeah.

1/20/2008 8:56:21 PM

what the hell is this "pay" nonsense--fykaljpn doesn't pay...you should consider it a privilege that i let you make me cookies

1/20/2008 9:02:54 PM

1/20/2008 9:05:41 PM

in soviet russia, cookies make you!




i wonder if the smell coming from next door is what's making me feel icky.

1/20/2008 9:09:44 PM

there's a jew joke somewhere in there.

1/20/2008 9:10:26 PM

that would definitely cause some minor nasal discomfort and exhaustion.





it would also explain some of the strange stuff in my phlegm.

1/20/2008 9:11:22 PM