in soviet russia, cookies make you mcfluffle makes me cookies too

1/20/2008 9:15:08 PM

in soviet russia, mcfluffle does what I tell her.

1/20/2008 9:16:27 PM

^^bring me the stuff and i might

^soviet russia cannot has feist?

1/20/2008 9:17:45 PM

ooh, baby

1/20/2008 9:19:07 PM

Welcome to the good life is stuck in my head


that song is crack

and I bought a Carl Hiaasen book from barnes and noble, i love his stuff

1/20/2008 9:21:02 PM

Quote :

"^soviet russia cannot has feist? "

soviet russia loves teh feist

1/20/2008 9:22:05 PM

I hope that's a sore muscle or tendon, and not a painful lymph node

1/20/2008 10:04:37 PM

Quote :

"soviet russia loves teh feist"

feist ftl in soviet russia

please turn to your high school history book, pages 1917-1989

1/20/2008 10:05:59 PM

1/20/2008 10:06:11 PM

why aren't i hungry?

1/20/2008 10:06:42 PM

feist overload

1/20/2008 10:07:24 PM

drama = headache

1/20/2008 10:10:07 PM

it's cohld

1/20/2008 10:10:40 PM

I'm not your goddamn lackey. And you wonder why I never come visit.

1/20/2008 10:12:18 PM

i feel that sense of impending doom, just like i feel before a patient codes

1/20/2008 10:12:24 PM

super bowl is gonna suck...no chargers, no green bay....fuck

1/20/2008 10:14:35 PM

i added a new facebook photo gallery, check it out!

1/20/2008 10:15:14 PM

lackey?

1/20/2008 10:16:22 PM

next time don't headbutt my foot and you won't get a bloody fat lip

and don't thrust your ball sack into my fist, and you won't double over and cry

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1/20/2008 10:33:47 PM

bad day for football

1/20/2008 11:05:13 PM

italian beef is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

1/20/2008 11:06:57 PM

^ <3

1/20/2008 11:10:34 PM

i've got some italian beef right here

*points to crotch*

1/20/2008 11:12:13 PM

I knew you were going to bring that lameass joke

1/20/2008 11:12:38 PM

don't me, xtine.

1/20/2008 11:14:52 PM

1/20/2008 11:16:34 PM

it's ironic, really.

1/20/2008 11:17:10 PM

whew! it's not deleted--that would have been the shitty end to my weekend

1/20/2008 11:17:23 PM

i dont think im gonna watch this shit superbowl

im not even gonna watch the coverage for it


im sick of the fellating

1/20/2008 11:18:59 PM

^ helloooo you're missing the POINT. commercials durrrrrrr.

i'm bored.

1/20/2008 11:32:18 PM

anal is awesome.

1/20/2008 11:36:01 PM

stephen hawking has a weird voice.

1/20/2008 11:51:11 PM

Some fool calls me at 10:43 while I'm sleeping, doesn't leave a message, doesn't call back.

I'm assuming their intent was simply to shit all over my sleep schedule some more. I was about to be back on schedule, but now I'm wide awake at midnight again.

Why do people have to be so damn inconsiderate?

1/21/2008 12:04:51 AM

date friday. . . different date saturday


sweet

1/21/2008 12:11:58 AM

looks like i'm gonna be warm tonight after all

1/21/2008 12:12:45 AM

last beer

1/21/2008 12:13:50 AM

i have a couple days off, and I don't feel well.

geeeez.

1/21/2008 12:14:04 AM

how sweet it is...

STILL ON TOP, BABY

1/21/2008 12:15:18 AM

i think MLK would be happy with how much his dream has played out so far.

1/21/2008 12:18:51 AM

wtf gargs as elvis

1/21/2008 12:23:44 AM

1/21/2008 12:50:36 AM

that looks like a girl i had sex with before.

1/21/2008 12:57:12 AM

I can't sleep

1/21/2008 1:28:28 AM

solution to last beer = red bull + vodka. but now i won't be able to sleep. oh well.

1/21/2008 1:29:48 AM

hey there, delilah!

1/21/2008 2:56:13 AM

plz 2 come 2 ny city?

1/21/2008 2:56:46 AM

its not that cold outside

1/21/2008 2:58:31 AM

negro, you must be high

1/21/2008 2:59:23 AM

why are italics slanted to the right instead of to the left?

1/21/2008 2:59:32 AM

cause italians lean to the right?

1/21/2008 3:01:53 AM