Quote :

"1337 5p34k Linguistic Services Office Closed Friday Must Telecommute "

I hope they put that on.

2/26/2004 9:33:12 PM

^^SHAFT!! AHHAAHHAHAAH.


alright, so far, P Nis has everybody beat!! he got his s/n put on tv!! we got to figure out a way to have tww put on there!!

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 9:33 PM. Reason : -]

2/26/2004 9:33:40 PM

wtf none of mine show up

2/26/2004 9:34:35 PM

Best

Thread

Evar!!!

2/26/2004 9:35:50 PM

oh well
i tried

Quote :

"BRING 'EM YOUNG Closed Friday Check website for more information "

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 9:36 PM. Reason : FUCK!! ASS!!!]

2/26/2004 9:36:20 PM

anyone can make shit up and put it on there. Put a real company up and let thousands of employees have a day off.

2/26/2004 9:36:35 PM

Quote :

"Name: 1337 5p34k Linguistic Services Address: 1337 Third Lane City: Raleigh Zip: 27606 State: NC Phone: 919-513-5309 Fax: Employees: 30 Contact Name: Bubba Hoataep "

2/26/2004 9:36:38 PM

you're damn right

2/26/2004 9:36:39 PM

Mine wins if they put shaft.

2/26/2004 9:37:08 PM

mine is still the best.

2/26/2004 9:37:18 PM

Yeah, we have a picture of h4x0r3d as well

2/26/2004 9:37:26 PM

PETA
Rally at Kenan Stadium Postponed


EXTRA INFORMATION:
Call your local PETA office for new date

2/26/2004 9:38:35 PM

^haha that one is probably a little better than mine.

2/26/2004 9:40:30 PM

unnatural intrusion is active

2/26/2004 9:40:33 PM

Yes, Mike Hunt Enterprises is officially closed!

3rd Shaft Report Sat

2/26/2004 9:41:16 PM

lol $
http://rdu.news14.com/content/closings/closure_verbose.asp?orgid=2318
get me a picture of that pls

2/26/2004 9:41:28 PM

haha the 'contact' for Colonal Angus Chicken is Mike Hunt

2/26/2004 9:41:52 PM

Take mad pics of News 14 dudez~

2/26/2004 9:42:30 PM

lol, love the h4x0r3d one

2/26/2004 9:42:53 PM

CALL P NIS

AHAHAHAHAHAH

2/26/2004 9:44:44 PM

ive got several pictures right now.....i def got the p.nis one

2/26/2004 9:46:10 PM

i changed my info to "check http://www.thewolfweb.com for details"...as soon as I get a picture, i'll change it back so they don't delete it

2/26/2004 9:46:56 PM

watch it go through once, and then change it seconds before yours is about to go on to something incredibly profane ;-p

2/26/2004 9:47:36 PM

Quote :

"The Sausage Factory Third Shift Canceled, Closed Friday Operating under Code Red"

THEY TOTALLY WORK FOR ME THEN

2/26/2004 9:50:19 PM

nigga what!!!!!!!!


[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 9:51 PM. Reason : 1]

2/26/2004 9:51:19 PM

http://rdu.news14.com/content/closings/closure_verbose.asp?orgid=2313

Quote :

"Organization: Darren Cates Child Care Address: 254 Parnell Rd Hubert 28539 Phone: (910) 326-4455 Fax:"

2/26/2004 9:51:20 PM

Someone should make a business called "North Carolina State University" and say it's closed on friday.....

2/26/2004 9:52:41 PM

make sure u put essential employees! lol

2/26/2004 9:54:30 PM

Why don't you ride my dick tnezami
and feel special

2/26/2004 9:55:09 PM

this has got to be a fake!!





well, well, well, look at what we've got here!! BMWblonde!!





third favorite!!





second favorite!!





the BEST SO FAR!!

2/26/2004 9:56:55 PM

hey P Nis, will you take a picture of Colonal Angus Chicken for me? I don't have a camera at the moment.

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 9:57 PM. Reason : nevermind]

2/26/2004 9:57:03 PM

this is great, lets see more pics

2/26/2004 9:58:07 PM

someone get a pic of bring 'em young ! no cable atm

2/26/2004 9:58:16 PM

this is some funny shit... and to think i was starting to lose faith in the wolf web

2/26/2004 9:59:12 PM

SOMEONE SUBMIT THIS (and tell us when you do, so it isn't duplicated)

N00b Pet-Sitting
Closed Friday
For more info, email darius_iss@yahoo.com

2/26/2004 10:00:16 PM

my god..these are hilarious
...still taking pictures

2/26/2004 10:01:56 PM

I am both shamed and shocked at 'yalls abuse of the system.

2/26/2004 10:02:27 PM

update....h4x0r3d and 1337 5p34k are both gone from the site

2/26/2004 10:03:20 PM

This is outstanding

2/26/2004 10:04:24 PM

score!

Quote :

"Nonprofit / Service [top] General Assembly Chorus Tonight's Rehearsal Cancelled Please check email for details I.C.R.O.C. Singing Ministry - Fayetteville Closed Friday check website at http://www.icroc.1hwy.com Lighthouse Convention Center-Raleigh Friday Evening Concert Cancelled Southeastern Regional Medical Center Gibson Cancer Center open at 9 am Friday United Way of Cumberland County Annual mtng & awards cancelled Friday Will be rescheduled Urban Ministries of Wake Co Closed Friday Wayne Memorial Hospital Drivers needed for Wayne Hospital staff Call 731-6149 YMCA - Fayetteville Opening Friday at 9:00am Weather Permitting YMCA - Hope Mills Opening Friday at 9am Weather Permitting Zia Naik's Urology & Gynecology Clinic Closed Saturday Contact Abtar"

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 10:12 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2004 10:04:31 PM

Best thread ever...

2/26/2004 10:05:12 PM

ok, who submitted this?

Quote :

"Theta Chi Fraternity Theta Chi Adverse Weather Policy In Full Effect, contact Evan or JP"

2/26/2004 10:09:06 PM

come on i want more!

2/26/2004 10:09:16 PM

Oh man. Whoever did The Sausage Factory is truly great. No picture?

2/26/2004 10:10:08 PM

i did get to see "3rd shaft"!! that was fucking hilarious!!

2/26/2004 10:11:29 PM

whose is C-thru window service? surely thats not a real one haha

2/26/2004 10:12:17 PM

this shit is funny

2/26/2004 10:12:18 PM

Brown and bailey legal services and tmbrown ob/gyn

2/26/2004 10:14:31 PM

WHO SUBMITTED MIKE HUNT ENTERPRISES?

HAHAHAH

2/26/2004 10:14:42 PM

haha mike hunt
3rd shaft

2/26/2004 10:15:09 PM