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7/28/2004 11:00:54 PM

7/28/2004 11:21:53 PM

i bet you 500 dollars that if that particular superman were to become a real boy he would vote green party all teh way

7/29/2004 10:45:23 PM

Quote :

"crassrepublican: its ok to stereotype azns because they're rich"

8/4/2004 12:44:05 AM

Quote :

"if you hang out with a person called jitterbug can i come over "

8/7/2004 12:09:26 AM

Quote :

"talulaswIRL23: ahahah we are so great ShawnaChristie: i know"

8/7/2004 12:11:26 AM

Quote :

"andrea(11:52:30 PM): christine me (11:52:33 PM): if i tell you what's up, you gotta keep sssssh me(11:52:38 PM): ong i love it when you type my name me (11:52:40 PM): jsut like th at a(11:52:41 PM): i always do"

8/7/2004 12:12:00 AM

crassrepublican (12:10:16 AM): im horny like a hanson fan d00d

8/7/2004 12:20:01 AM

you like it

8/7/2004 12:21:17 AM

Quote :

"talulaswIRL23: great minds think alike crassrepublican: they also touch each other crassrepublican: inappropriately"

8/7/2004 12:22:15 AM

yo dz, whats poppin? how uuuuuuuuuuuuu doin

8/7/2004 2:09:14 AM

Quote :

"ShawnaChristie: but why do you think she's good in bed crassrepublican: i dunno. like... deliberate about shit like "ok im going to jerk you off and ect.." till it was done crassrepublican: real quick like the porn people are ShawnaChristie: oh ok ShawnaChristie: interesting"

8/14/2004 5:06:09 PM

ShawnaChristie (7:46:51 PM): DO YOU LOVE HER
crassrepublican (7:46:56 PM): k

8/14/2004 7:47:35 PM

fag

8/15/2004 3:28:33 AM

Eno Rugger1: i glued his dick in the ON position
Eno Rugger1: i was tired of people pullin it off

8/16/2004 11:35:35 PM

Quote :

"yo dz, whats poppin? how uuuuuuuuuuuuu doin"

MEGHAN I CAN TELL WHEN YOU USE MY SN

I DONT TALK LIKE THAT OK

8/16/2004 11:36:46 PM

crassrepublican (9:23:01 PM): is this your boy whos coming with you your watin on
*eacefrog46and2 (9:24:39 PM): my friend justin maaay come l8r
crassrepublican (9:24:51 PM): oh i thought you said it was h8r
*eacefrog46and2 (9:24:58 PM): haha
*eacefrog46and2 (9:24:59 PM): wtf
crassrepublican (9:25:01 PM): :-D
*eacefrog46and2 (9:25:04 PM): i may have said l8r

8/16/2004 11:40:58 PM

The many responses for "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay boo"

raven928: "lol what's that for?"
IsntTiberius: "sup"
TKE-Teg: " hay you"
Fermat: "yo whats shakin toots"
ShawnaC123: "hay shawty hows it hanging"
NCJockGirl: " sup"
FroshKiller: "hay"
pancakemouse: "my roommate has disappeared for 11 hrs"

SmarterChild: "Uh... What does "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" mean?"

[Edited on August 16, 2004 at 11:58 PM. Reason : yeah travis wtf was that ]

8/16/2004 11:57:45 PM

aha me and fermat rock

8/16/2004 11:58:52 PM

yeah you two were the best

MetalRed: "haaaaaayy"
Raige: "!"

8/17/2004 12:01:17 AM

i would have called you niggerlips if i knew it was a test

[Edited on August 17, 2004 at 12:04 AM. Reason : the first response was funnier! i ignored you and kept ranting ]

8/17/2004 12:02:04 AM

yeah I would have hated to call out your call out
that you couldn't just come out and say
so lets try this again

and the response?

IsntTiberius: "SUP NIGGERLIPS"

8/17/2004 12:07:14 AM

it would have been pretty funny ;p

8/17/2004 12:07:49 AM

it had to be gumbyunc

she is a shithead

8/17/2004 12:08:26 AM

crassrepublican (6:24:20 PM): yeah we roll deep with the beer on lake gaston 8-)

8/17/2004 6:29:16 PM

swissedlungz: is it coo?
swissedlungz: i aint gotta bus no nigga up do i
swissedlungz: i want to get in a fight
taxdat##: ??
taxdat##: white people talk, p[lz
swissedlungz: i do not have to engage in fisticuffs with the offending party, do i?

8/25/2004 11:26:22 PM

gg

Eno Rugger1: omg u patronized livin proof78
crassrepublican: omg what
Eno Rugger1: in the chem depend thread
crassrepublican: eh
crassrepublican: id hit it

8/25/2004 11:29:24 PM

Quote :

"crassrepublican: i knew it crassrepublican: :-( away again crassrepublican: stay up and say stupid shit to me while i study like a cave full of chinamen"

8/27/2004 4:10:30 AM

textiles diva: lol
textiles diva: bu iu
textiles diva: wtf
Funkyy14: sorry my sister is haxoring me
Funkyy14: buy
Funkyy14: a
Funkyy14: \
Funkyy14: b
Funkyy14: u
Funkyy14: m
Funkyy14: 3
Funkyy14: gah
Funkyy14: she keeps pushi
Funkyy14: \ng
Funkyy14: |}tref'
Funkyy14: gah!!!!
Funkyy14: she is mal
Funkyy14: she keeps mashing al
Funkyy14: l t
Funkyy14: h
Funkyy14: the keys
textiles diva: LMAO
textiles diva: GG SIGNE!!!
Funkyy14: and
Funkyy14: htgg
Funkyy14: puets
Funkyy14: y7j5it
Funkyy14: on\
Funkyy14: uwqrq
Funkyy14: 9545B8UTT
textiles diva: haha
Funkyy14: this aint funny!!!!
Funkyy14: it hurts
textiles diva: fuck yeah it is
Funkyy14: post oto my post
Funkyy14: or suffer the consequnces
Funkyy14: loser

8/28/2004 4:38:24 PM

Quote :

"crassrepublican (6:16:20 PM): no smileys all day so far crassrepublican (6:16:36 PM): no racquetball partners lesbianfistfight (6:17:17 PM): :-) lesbianfistfight (6:17:25 PM): i would have played the other day crassrepublican (6:17:35 PM): yeah i no crassrepublican (6:17:55 PM): shit pains are horrible "

8/28/2004 4:41:52 PM

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"BellezaSiempre: the owner of the cupajoe in north raleigh is selling and the new owners are like "Samantha, you're the best barista ever. Plz to work 4 us, k?" crASSrepublican: hahhaha crASSrepublican: ok thats getting posted BellezaSiempre: I was like "4 sure""

9/21/2004 2:29:45 PM

Quote :

" "crassrepublican: its ok to stereotype azns because they're rich""

Aha, what rich azns you know?

9/21/2004 2:36:01 PM

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

9/21/2004 2:43:21 PM

Quote :

"crassrepublican (12:43:14 AM): gollum pwns frosh http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/gollum.php ShawnaChristie (12:43:27 AM): i'm not clicking on that ShawnaChristie (12:43:28 AM): in fact ShawnaChristie (12:43:30 AM): i am going to bed ShawnaChristie (12:43:37 AM): good day sir ShawnaChristie signed off at 12:43:43 AM. "

10/10/2004 12:45:13 AM

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"skeetsierailroad: let me tell you something about women skeetsierailroad: hahahha crassrepublican: PLEASE skeetsierailroad: all girls find other girls hot crassrepublican: yeah and unfortunately, no shit, they seem to have better taste in women skeetsierailroad: but fuck that shit crassrepublican: haha girls are pretty"

Quote :

"MANIAC UNIVAC: it got me and joni REAL BAD crassrepublican: im not kidding about getting jolted MANIAC UNIVAC: yea it was harsh crassrepublican: my fingers tingle... crassrepublican: ...and i may have torn my scrotum "

10/13/2004 2:07:16 AM

*eacefrog46and2 (12:21:42 AM): hey
*eacefrog46and2 (12:21:51 AM): what's that gay computer place next to playmakers called
crassrepublican (12:22:35 AM): umm
crassrepublican (12:22:41 AM): i dunno but it looks interesting
crassrepublican (12:22:44 AM): and gay
crassrepublican (12:22:46 AM): but interesting

10/13/2004 2:12:47 AM

Quote :

"crassrepublican: aint it cute tho RJRgrl: lo RJRgrl: l crassrepublican: best lol ever"

10/13/2004 2:20:36 AM

Quote :

"ky is worthless gitchu some astroglide and twitch your naughtybits till the cows come home"

10/14/2004 4:33:00 AM

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"crassrepublican: he scampers crassrepublican: thats notright"

10/18/2004 9:54:44 PM

more like grant's dialouge

10/18/2004 9:56:57 PM

Quote :

".......THE LADIES!!!!!"

10/18/2004 9:57:05 PM

As individuals, we Americans are nice people, but in large groups we're like the intellectual reverse of Voltron. We form a giant stupid thing that goes around fucking up other gigantic things.

10/18/2004 10:57:15 PM

Quote :

"Eno Rugger1: i was dressed up as michael myers at work Eno Rugger1: and i had the mask on Eno Rugger1: and it s scary as shit Eno Rugger1: so this downs syndrome woman walks over Eno Rugger1: and i saw her Eno Rugger1: and i was trying not to scare her Eno Rugger1: and she looks up at me Eno Rugger1: and i just move my eyes to look at her Eno Rugger1: and her mouth drops to the floor she spins around and runs out of the store with her stumpy little down syndrome body crassrepublican: :-( crassrepublican: they're just great big kids crassrepublican: but its fun to scare kids crassrepublican: :-) crassrepublican: gg"

10/26/2004 10:49:13 PM

Quote :

"crassrepublican: just solitare and starcraft SkankinandreW: and gay porn crassrepublican: no thats my computer you damn republican"

10/26/2004 10:51:21 PM

Quote :

"*eacefrog46and2: i'm the queen of spades *eacefrog46and2: damn right bitch *eacefrog46and2: 13 points *eacefrog46and2: most evil card in hearts crassrepublican: THE BITCH crassrepublican: i love black people"

11/18/2004 2:48:36 PM

Quote :

"lesbianfistfight: hows it smell now crassrepublican: kind of like the inside of a new radio"

12/2/2004 1:13:12 PM

Quote :

"crassrepublican: a hotdog just licked shemp in the face ShawnaChristie: that would totally turn me on"

1/2/2005 11:01:06 PM

sugarush4u: man i cut my tongue a couple days ago and it still killing me
textiles diva: sorry
textiles diva: quit giving head to guys with PAs

1/6/2005 4:24:31 PM

Quote :

"crassrepublican: one of my roomies is cooking something i shit you not it stinks so bad ive got my window open all the way with towels under the door and its still gagging me lesbianfistfight: hahaha lesbianfistfight: what is it crassrepublican: ive never smelled anything like it crassrepublican: its like stringbean casarole smell but with assholes and cabbage instead of beans crassrepublican: how r u crassrepublican: did you sleep any crassrepublican: i love you :-) "

1/13/2005 12:24:59 AM

p.s the smell is still very strong

1/13/2005 12:26:35 AM